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MondayNovember172008

Barack Obama Renews Commitment To Help The BCS Die On 60 Minutes (With Video!)

It’s about damn time we had a leader of this fine nation who was willing to push for change we can believe in. Yes, we’re talking about President-elect Barack Obama, but we’re not talking about any great policy concerns....

MondayNovember102008

Buck Burnette Called Obama The N-Word, Got Cut From The UT Football Team, Is Sorry

You guys heard about the University of Texas sophomore, backup offensive [Ed: Ha!] lineman Buck Burnette who wrote something racist on his Facebook page on election night, right? After posting the phrase, “all the hunters gather up, we have...

FridaySeptember262008

'Member?: USC Got Sucked In By The Beavers

Whas Happened In Sports Last Night College Football: Oh Mark Sanchez, where did the QB that grew up before our eyes three weeks ago against Ohio State go? This time, another OSU—Oregon State University, they of a 1-2 record—proved...

FridayAugust292008

'Member?: The Cubs Show Obama They Can Finish Strong, Too

Whas Happened In Sports Last Night MLB: Aramis Ramirez popped a grand slam in the eighth inning to lead the Chicago Cubs to a win over the Philadelphia Phillies, It was their eighth straight victory and moved the team...

ThursdayAugust142008

USC Trojan Football Team Pays Thousands Of Dollars For Rampant Jock-Itch

There are certain debilitating ailments that football players suffer consistently: sprained ankles, twisted knees, herpes. But an injury is usually confined to a few players. Not in the case of USC’s football squad. They’ve got a rather serious epidemic...

WednesdayFebruary062008

Julio Jones Pledges To Alabama, Wants You To Show Him The Money

Today is National Signing Day. It’s the day when high schoolers take a few steps closer to selling their souls to the glitz and glamor of college football. This means hotter cheerleaders (usually) to choose from, more perks (if...

FridayJanuary182008

Rich Rodriguez Flabbergasted By News That He's An Asshole

This Rich Rodriguez/West Virginia University saga has officially taken the helm of the most annoying drama in sports ship. Ok, it’s not as annoying as the Mitchell Report or the idiocy of Green Bay Packers’ fans, but it’s up...

WednesdayJanuary162008

Someone May Have Found A Way To Take $4 Million From Ex-WVU Head Coach Rich Rodriguez

Looks like ex-West Virginia University head coach Rich Rodriguez didn’t want anyone to know how he conducted business during his seven year tenure. WVU spokespeople have confirmed that a ton of paperwork, including players personal files, have gone missing,...

WednesdayJanuary092008

Rich Rodriguez's Kids Harassed, Mother Pissed And The Apocolypse Is A Comin'

The aftermath of Rich Rodriguez’s resignation from West Virginia University hasn’t been the prettiest of circumstances. Who are we kidding? It’s been a disaster. After resigning before the Fiesta Bowl and leaving WVU fans out in the cold, the...

TuesdayJanuary082008

Ohio State Reacts To Championship Defeat In Style

Did Ohio State fans not receive the memo outlining, in detail, that they were going to lose the BCS Championship game last night? Apparently because Buckeye fans, inspired by a horrendous, self-inflicted debacle, decided to cause a raucous around...

TuesdayJanuary082008

'Member? Ohio State Loses To LSU And It's An Upset? Says Who?

Whas Happened In Sports Last Night BCS Championship: Ohio State’s QB Todd Boeckman faceplanted to the turf throughout four quarters. LSU’s defense was just too much. We’re giving credit to the magic. LSU 38, Ohio State 24. [SI] NBA:...

MondayJanuary072008

LSU's Head Coach Les Miles Wears A Magical Hat

LSU is probably going to win the national title tonight. We’re predicting that because of the simple fact that Ohio State is 0-8 against SEC teams. Also, Les Miles’ fedora has magical powers. Just like a wizard’s hat, Superman’s...

ThursdayJanuary032008

On The Tube: Thursday Night Comedies Take A Backseat To Interliga, And Don't You Forget It.

Interliga 2008: Toluca and Atlas get it started for Group B of the Interliga: 8pmEST on Fox Sports en Espanol. [Univision] NBA: Gun slingers of the West unite on the court. Will Iverson and Carmelo stump Duncan? Will Manu...

ThursdayJanuary032008

'Member? Real Madrid, A Fiesta Bowl Without Nachos And The Knicks Will Never Win Again.

Whas Happened In Sports Last Night Copa Del Rey: Real Madrid’s victory dance consists of a smug face and a fist pump. We preferred the Brazilian cockroach goal dance of Ronaldo, Julio Baptista and Robinho . Real Madrid 2,...

WednesdayJanuary022008

New Michigan Coach Rich Rodriguez Says Heck To It All

Monday we mentioned West Virginia was throwing the book at their ex-head coach Rich Rodriguez because they didn’t think he was trustworthy. Rodriguez owes $4 million in a buyout clause and is scheduled to pay the first 1/3 of...

FridayDecember282007

Texas A&M Student Calls Out Penn State Coach Joe Paterno's Old Age, Paterno Says "FU"

A Texas A&M yell leader, the dudes who never get laid, but love to yell into megaphones, decided to crack some jokes about Penn State coach Joe Paterno’s age by basically implying he wants him dead. One A&M yell...

FridayDecember282007

New Michigan Coach Rich Rodriguez Has A Mean Ex-Employer

New Michigan coach Richard Rodriguez isn’t going to be sitting comfortably in his newly appointing position. Apparently his ex-employer, West Virginina, doesn’t trust he’ll pay a buy out clause, so, in the spirit of all that is mighty and...

ThursdayDecember202007

Heads Up: Yeah, That Had No Chance Of Going Well

No matter how many times it’s shown to us, we can never stop laughing feeling bad for the skateboarder bleeding profusely from his head after attempting a crazy jump. [IFilm] Ever wanted to get a North American Soccer League...

MondayDecember032007

UCLA Head Coach Karl Dorrell Fails To Do Anything Right, Gets The Axe

The Los Angeles Times is reporting that the UCLA Bruins have finally cut Karl Dorrell loose from their program after five years as head coach. Wait. This isn’t news. It’s like telling us TMZ will probably report on Britney...

FridayNovember302007

The University of Southern California Fans Can No Longer Curb Their Gangster Side

The recent relationship between USC and the Los Angeles Coliseum commission isn’t nearly as nice as the USC song girls. And it was only a matter of time before some crazed lunatics weighed in on the fiasco. After Coliseum...

WednesdayNovember282007

USC Wants To Move Into UCLA's Digs, Eat All Their Leftovers

In the biggest Los Angeles misstep since Ishtar, the USC Trojans football team is considering moving from the LA Coliseum to the Rose Bowl in Pasadena. The only problem is their crosstown rivals—the UCLA Bruins—call that home. What would...

WednesdayNovember212007

USC And Arizona State Clash Tomorrow, Visions Of Turkey Tailgates Make Us Drool

For our Turkey day delights, USC V Arizona State tomorrow will be the whip cream on the grid-iron pie. By the time the 8pm EST game goes off, we’ll be on round three of turkey madness, sucking down bowls...

TuesdayNovember132007

College Football QB Doesn't Hear The Train A'Comin'!

Hawaii’s QB Colt Brennan never received the memo that you can slide legs first to prevent injury. That or he just didn’t see the freakin’ comet in the form of Marcus Riley from Fresno State heading directly towards him....

MondayNovember052007

Screw The Submarines! Navy College Fans Take An Extra Day Off To Celebrate Win.

There’s nothing like a 43 year losing streak to inspire prolonged celebrations. We didn’t catch the Navy versus Notre Dame game this weekend, but we’re well aware of the craptastic season Notre Dame head coach Charlie Weiss and company...

WednesdayOctober312007

College Football Team Plays Hot Potato

Only in football—specifically college football—does a ridiculous play like this get rewarded as “amazing”. Ever see a futbolero cut and weave through four defenders and beat the goalie in the final seconds of stoppage time? That’s our cup of...

FridayOctober262007

USC QB Mark Sanchez's Mouthguard Gives El Tri A Run For Their Money

USC’s Mark Sanchez is wasting no time in letting people know his background. The recently inserted QB, who took the reins from John David Booty two games ago, has pimped out his mouthguard with the colors of the Mexican...

WednesdaySeptember122007

Notre Dame Fan Snuck Into Game Dressed As A Priest, Came Out A Jackass

The Irish administration is reeling after a fan uploaded a 6-minute video of himself sneaking into the Georgia Tech game of week one by sporting Catholic priest garb. (We tried that ruse as the tiger handler for an LSU...

WednesdaySeptember122007

Rutgers Wants Students To Talk Shit In Respectable Manner

Belligerent college students are part of the vast empire that is college sports and if we can’t have drunk frat boys screaming bloody murder towards an opposing team, then what the hell is the point? During this weekends Rutgers...

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