Right out of the Cal Worthington Ford book on “How To Sell Your Shitty Product”, Chris Bosh takes a fun approach towards acquiring some NBA All-Star votes. Is that Bubba guy supposed to be like Worthington’s dog spot? Not...

So we laughed. We’ll admit it. But where we come from, this guy would’ve been tied to our tree and bocce balls thrown at his nuts. It might even make for an interesting video. Our imagination roams wildly on...