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FridaySeptember262008

Los Angeles Dodger Rookies Go Copacabana During Hazing

Last week, rookie hazing in baseball took a turn when the San Diego Padres dressed their 1st year players in “Hooters” uniforms. Never ready to allow a Southern Califas rival to have the upperhand on anything, the Los Angeles...

TuesdaySeptember232008

Salma Hayek Calls Jimmy Kimmel Disgusting...In Jest, Of Course

Jimmy Kimmel is interviewing a bunch of famous people this week during something called “Evening With The Stars” and he did a skit with the shimmering hotness that is Salma Hayek. The skit was some sort of musical that...

FridaySeptember192008

George Brett Isn't Really Shy

Usually on Fridays we start going off on how wonderful the weekend’s going to be and we slip you some posts to try and make you cackle. But this time we really think you’ll cackle all over your pants...

FridaySeptember052008

There's Something Strange Going On...Ghostbusters 3 Gets Writers!

Apparently there have been numerous rumors over the last few months about the possible inception of a third installment of the most awesome of awesome movies from our stinkin’ childhood, “Ghostbusters” (Doe, Ray, Eegooooon!), but we had no idea...

ThursdaySeptember042008

Dallas Cowboys' Terence Newman Enjoys Rollercoasters

Is there anything more classic than a tough football player screaming his brains out while riding a rollercoaster? Ok, Fidel Castro face planting after a speech a few years back was really funny too, but Terence Newman’s reaction during...

TuesdayAugust262008

Heads Up: Usain Bolt's Replay Parody Gave Us Quite The Chuckle.

Usain Bolt Slow Motion Replay - Watch more free videos It was either this or another ball-smashing skateboard who makes his face bleed. We decided to make you guys laugh instead of squirm. [Break] The New Jersey Nets’ Eduardo Najera...

ThursdayJuly242008

Vitaly Kovtun Doesn't Want To Hear Your Grey Poupon Jokes

Hey, ever here the story about the prankster who rolled up to a car window and asked the driver for some Grey Poupon? Of course you have. But it’s a prank that’s as old as poking holes in someone’s...

FridayJuly182008

Tee Ball At The White House Scares The S(@* Out Of Little Girl

The Annual South Lawn Tee Ball game was held at the White House yesterday and a young tike named “Emily” was given the opportunity to meet President Bush. Surprisingly, the young girl bolted once the meeting was over, essentially...

WednesdayJuly162008

Knight Rider In Espaneesh For Your Afternoon Laughs

Disclaimer: If you don’t speak Spanish then we’re sorry, but this won’t be too funny for you. If you do, bam! It would take us about 1,908 seconds to translate all the “pendejos” and “cabrones” in this Knight Rider...

TuesdayJuly152008

We Can Never Get Enough Of Remi Gaillard

Remi Gaillard is our favorite French prankster and he’s been at it again, terrorizing drive-thru windows and dump trucks with his signature free kicks. His bravado has no limit. Want to see if you can get away with kicking...

MondayJuly072008

Slapstick Humor With Real Slapstick Action

Who knew slamming into public windowpanes on bus stops and whatnot would result in pleasant humor? The hockey dude scaring the shit out of people—and making the two last dudes fist bump—is Remi Gaillard, a French prankster who once...

WednesdayJune252008

Soccer Pigs: The Next Great Germany Ad Campaign.

No, that’s not the Los Angeles Galaxy on the pitch. It’s actually the clever marketing campaign of a German butcher who was trying to call attention to his pork-chop shop, while indulging in a bit of Euro love. He...

MondayJune232008

George Carlin Is Totally Dead

Raunchified comedian and savvy linguist George Carlin is dead. He passed away yesterday in Santa Monica, California due to heart failure. Known for his “Seven Words You Can Never Say On Television” routine, Carlin was an adamant opponent of...

MondayJune022008

"Numbnut" Is Not A Common Spelling Bee Word

13 year old Sameer Mishra became the 2008 Scripps National Spelling Bee champion after spelling “guerdon” correctly. But the kid should get a medal for comedic proficiency after bringing down the house with one misheard word: numbnut. That’s not...

WednesdayMay282008

Wii Fit Is A Gyrating Dream

Wii Fit hit stores May 19th in hopes of providing fitness-phobic gamers with an outlet to shed some lard. It costs $89.99 retail, but we imagine it to be a worthy expense because it’s much cheaper than a gym...

WednesdayMay072008

Jimmy Kimmel Spoofs Miguel Tejada Lying Fiasco

We all had a good laugh at Machochip HQ when it was reported that Miguel Tejada is really 33 instead of 31. We laughed because everyone outside of the DR was like, “Oh my god. Like, how could he...

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