Cachaça is Brazil’s national drink with more than 396 million [Ed note: Suck it, blah.] gallons of it produced every year. It’s a sugarcane juice product that is not, and we repeat, not rum because of the manner in...

We feel like we need to defend Microsoft for a minute, which, admittedly, is not the easiest thing to do. The first commercial from its $300 million ad campaign featuring Jerry Seinfeld aired last night during the Giants game....

Anything that looks like a Taco Bell taco and has the crunch of a Tostitos shell is bad in our book when it comes to tacos. But a few Olympians aren’t going to shy away from any sort of...

We don’t know if there’s anything extraordinary about putting a Rubik’s Cube into a golf hole, but it’s the new viral ad that EA released in order to promote their 2009 golf game. For all we know, this could...

Witnessing really famous professional soccer players struggling with their lines during a Nike ad shoot isn’t grandiose, but it’s quite entertaining. In fact, we got a chuckle watching Cristiano Ronaldo try and say “Holidays don’t exist.” Ruud Van Nistelrooy,...

Update: Hey Machochippers. The kind folks at Axe notified us with some great news. If you want an Axe Detailer Shower tool, just hop on their Facebook page, write “I need a detailer” on their wall and link back...

Apparently this video has been making the rounds around the net, but this is the first time we see it. Reebok teamed up with San Diego Chargers’ player Chris Chambers in an ad about catching multiple footballs at one...

We’re not particular to Nike at all, but their ads are some savvy concoctions of nostalgia and drama that always seem to reel in a sports enthusiast. They basically turn sports into something Hollywood usually does with action hero...

Here’s a unique soccer commercial showcasing some underwater skills from soccer players we don’t recognize. There are no special effects involved. That is a real ball they’re using. Wait. No. That is real water they are playing in. Only...

Adidas has released a cross-promotional ad campaign overseas with their mobile pals Au and there seems to be something distinctly haunting about their new graphic. Do you see it? There. Look. It’s smacking you right in the face like...

France is about to get knocked out of the Euro 2008 tournament and the Dutch are destined for greatness the way they’ve been playing. No matter, this French Toyota commercial pokes fun at the Dutch’s notoriety for diving. Unfortunately,...

Isn’t it amazing how everything goes with a burger? Mustard, ketchup, lettuce and boobs can all make a Burger King burger better. Isn’t that right, weird advert people who made this? [Break] NBA referees were being hassled by San...

It’s always a party when Jackass is involved in douchebaggery. And when you get Kobe to sign on for a viral ad consisting of a kiddie-pool filled with snakes of the slithering kind, then you know it’s bound to...

Ever wonder what Rafael Nadal’s dopplegangers might look like if made from clay? Well this really freakin’ odd KIA ad illustrates that they’d be little head-banded shrieking grunts. Also, they’d be sodomized for the good of mankind like the...

This is probably the greatest ending to a day we’ve ever had. If you live outside of Pittsbugh, then you’re not aware that Myron Cope was the voice of the Pittsburgh Pirates, as well as the inventor of the...

David Beckham and Sharpie cholasizing pens are teaming up and shooting new ads. The shoot is providing Beckham the opportunity to declare his unrestrained enthusiasm for giving autographs! He even recognizes he’s a really big hero. Modesty? No. Of...

Alpha males, sexy girls, teeth falling out and puking: sounds like Lock, Stock And Two Smoking Barrells V.II up in here. Alas, it’s not. But Guy Ritchie did take the director’s seat on this Nike advert. The first person...

Los Angeles Lakers forward/center/gift from God and Rafael…Nadal will do anything and everything to get their hands on Time Force wristwatches. Commercials are circulating around Spain with the two athletes acting in some gut-jiggling type of skits and taking...

This video was banned from airing in most parts of the world, but since this is our first time ever seeing it, we thought showing you was a part of our duty. That and it actually made us laugh...

He once beat the snot out of a Detroit Pistons’ fan and now he’s kicking the snot out of puppy overpopulation. NBA baller Ron Artest is a new addition to PETA’s Animal Birth Control (ABC) campaign that sounds like...

Ozzie Guillen’s at his finest when he uncorks that gaping hole on his face and belches out a tirade of curse words and insults. It’s like seeing Britney Spears and underwear: she’s no fun when she’s wearing some. If...

Cease every opportunity to capture a moment with Heidi Klum. That’s out motto anyway. This commerical is so much better than that Bobby Knight version. [Advertolog] MLS fines are really steep for guy’s who make less than a full-time...

The NBA released this new commercial reminding us that fear is not an option for players particpating in the playoffs; or, that Kobe Bryant and Shaq secretly share the same brain, which would explain tons. We grimaced the entire...

It’s not supposed to be sunny in New York City today so we feel kind of like the over-sized head bursting during the preamble of this advert for PSP. The rest of it reminds of an acid trip. Or...

Dutchie Caray thinks the people who decided to hire an impersonator to mimic her beloved Harry Caray are a bunch of pansies. Well, in so many words. The widow was rancid with rage when she learned At&t released a...

There’s actually an article out there questioning the integrity of this ad that pertains to animal rights. We have first hand knowledge that the bull is actually a guy in a green suit. There, controversy over. [YouTube] Here are...

Roberto Carlos is a pimp in this ad, clamoring over the bier waitresses instead of playing ball. Besides that, where does Pepsi go for their ads? We just don’t get it. [YouTube] A blogger’s March Madness saga is both...

There isn’t much to say here without disclosing crucial secrets about this video. Remember, we’re always here to help you procrastinate at work, so it would be sinister of us to tell you to watch out for the…kidding. Video...

There’s nothing like pissing random people off with a soccer ball while cameras are rolling. It’s also a good idea to have someone like Nike on your side taping so they can cover the medical costs when someone catches...

This is Pony’s new sneaker ad affirming that they are back. Back to what exactly, we’re not too sure. But they poke fun at David Beckham’sAdidas ads and that merits acclamation from all of us. Maybe the MLS will...

The world can’t escape the guillotine grasp of mixed martial arts. Now that CBS is onboard to showcase face-wrecking elbow jousts on national television, it was only a matter of time until athletic sponsors joined the hysteria. Nike is...

Our foosball table dolls have suffered many injuries including dismemberment. OK, now go watch the video. It’s raining outside and the world is dreary. [YouTube] Liverpool FC’s Yankee owners snub a bid from Dubai International Capital. Yeah, Liverpool fans,...

Did they just show an animated Native American patting his mouth with his hand? No. Did they? Oh. This is a 1950’s commercial. We get it. [YouTube] We’ve never watched the show “Lost”, but apparently some writers think Manny...

Where was the Mexican burro? Where was the drunken-Canadian Moose? Well, at least they included the cute and lovable pandas with stereotypical Chinese accents. If you can decipher what Salesgenie is trying to sell here, then kudos to you....

We’re no experts, but the Super Bowl ads this year were the lamest of all time. A baby spitting up and talking about trading stocks; Micheal Jackson’s “Thriller” performed by lizards; Dwayne Wade enduring an endless conversation with Charles...

It took us a moment to figure out what the hell was going on here. So we’ve spoiled a Super Bowl ad for your benefit. How so? Now you can take a bathroom break during the game or run...

Puma’s new ads are freakin’ weird. Would this be the evolutionary progression of humans if the aliens in, um, “Aliens” had eaten Sigourney Weaver first? [The Beautiful Game] The New York Mets are the front runners for a Johan...

We’re not fond of Carlos Mencia. In fact, he makes us puke every time we hear his name. The reaction is so involuntary that we had to cover our couches with sassy plastic. With that said, we scoffed at...

What do you get when you fuse Devo, “Tron” and Greek mythology? Puma’s new soccer ad campaign. The strobe lights and music were eerie enough, but then they busted out the Minotaur legs on the animation. And was that...