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ThursdayJuly032008

'Member? Ain't No Shoot Out Like An LDU Quito Shoot Out.

Whas Happened In Sports Last Night Copa Libertadores: It all came down to a penalty shoot out between Brazilian club Fluminese and Ecuadorian club LDU Quito, and after 3-out-of-4 saves from LDU’s goalkeeper, the Ecuadorians were crowned as champions....

ThursdayJune052008

'Member? Boca Juniors Wave Goodbye To Copa.

Whas Happened In Sports Last Night Copa Libertadores: Brazilian club Fluminese through the smack down on Argentine club Boca Juniors to reach it’s first finals. Looks like we’ll be shelving our “Megatone” jersey for the next few weeks. Fluminese...

WednesdayJune042008

'Member? America's Copa Libertadores Run Is Over, Riot Police Escort Them Out.

Whas Happened In Sports Last Night Copa Libertadores: Don’t ever say that referees have nothing to do with the outcome of a game. America’s Carlos Sanchez Romero and Alejandro Argüello…weren’t heroes. They were both ejected from the game in...

WednesdayMay282008

Goal Of The Day: Enrique Esqueda Saves The Day For America.

There’s no excuse for LDU de Quito’s defender allowing Enrique Esqueda to climb through the air like howler monkey. Seriously, dig an elbow into the guy’s rib and he’ll barely rise an inch. Or, step on his toes before...

ThursdayMay222008

Goal Of The Day: Martin Palermo's Hat-Trick.

We should really change that headline to “GoalS Of The Day”, but you don’t care. This is Martin Palermo singlehandedly thrashing the life out of Mexican club Atlas. The first goal wasn’t impressive considering Atlas’ goalkeeper is a moron....

ThursdayMay152008

Goal Of The Day: Atlas' Omar Flores Torpedos Header.

It took us forever to get this clip for you guys so you better appreciate it. Actually, it was well worth it as Omar Flores introduced us to a phrase we hadn’t heard in quite sometime: la Palomita. Hey,...

WednesdayApril302008

Goal Of The Day: Bruno Marioni's Back-Heel Steelo.

Cristiano Ronaldo isn’t the only back-heel magician out there. Bruno Marioni’s quick reflex and sheer luck talent summoned the goal Gods to bestow him a wonderful gift. That gift was a spectacular back-heel goal that gave Atlas a 1-0...

WednesdayApril162008

Goal Of The Day: Wason Renteria And His Dance.

The back heel kick turned into a goal, but the ensuing dance makes us wonder what in the world is going down in Colombia. That shiz is hawt. Is that the new hustle? It looks like he saw someone...

WednesdayApril092008

'Member? There Was An Opportunistic Atlas And A Slumping Boca Juniors.

Whas Happened In Sports Last Night Copa Libertadores: Martin Palermo, you could have been a hero! Opportunity slithered passed him and Atlas lent no mercy. Boca Juniors 1, Atlas 3. [Terra] MLB 2008: How can you hit off a...

WednesdayJanuary092008

Interliga 2008 More Confusing Than An "AA" Meeting Held At A Brothel

Interliga 2008 Group action ends tonight with a showdown between Morelia V Toluca and Club America resting their first team against Atlas. Toluca need to secure a win to have a chance of advancing, but that’s only if Atlas...

TuesdayJanuary082008

Interliga 2008 Invades Los Angeles

There’s a doubleheader going on tonight in Carson, Ca and it has nothing to do with David Beckham. Wa-fucking-hoo. San Luis are set to take on BIMBO toting Monterrey and Pumas are pinned against Cruz Azul. To think it...

ThursdayJanuary032008

Interliga 2008 Kicks Off With Jared Borgetti Clarifying That Losing Is O.K.

Interliga 2008 commenced yesterday! If you’re wondering what the heck this tourney is, then be bewildered no longer. Mexico’s Interliga competition is an off-season tournament intended to determine which Mexican clubs (two three) will compete in the Copa Libertadores...

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