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So what’s the most irresponsible thing you did as a kid? If you’re like us, it had to do with some combination of matches, foodstuffs, fabric and leaves. In the end, no one was hurt, but you did get...




Last time we saw Rampage Jackson, he was face down in the OC after being caught post-high speed car chase with the police (hey, it happens). Since then, he’s been in jail, mentally evaluated and released to go find...




Before you empty an entire bottle of Cholula on your next torta, read this story first. It may save your life. An aspiring chef by the name of Andruw Lee was found unconscious after suffering a heart-attack in his...




Botched surgeries rank in the top ten of things we fear for the most. It’s right before rats and catching Giardia after eating shrimp cocktails from a street vendor. But for one man, surgery in 2004 for a rectal...




If there’s ever a time you hope the mechanic isn’t smoking a cigarette near the pit stop, it would have been this weekend when Formula One Racing decided to have their first nighttime race. Ferrari driver Felipe Massa’s overwhelming...




Far be it from us to start throwing stones in glass houses. But when we first started watching this video of twin Swedish sisters going absolutely nuts on a highway in England, our first reaction was “They’ve gotta be...




Juan Carlos Robles is a boxer with 12 fights under his belt, ten of those being wins and two of those losses. But don’t think the losses came via a gutless performance. Before today we had no idea who...




Usually when you go in for surgery on your wrist, you don’t expect to wake up with your arm sliced off. If you go in for surgery on your toe, it’s unlikely you’ll leave the hospital without a leg....




We mentioned yesterday that ABC was going to show a clip of Kimbo Slice punching David Blaine in the gut during the grand finale of his “Dive Of Death” stunt. Well here it is: Kimbo Slice planted not one,...




David Blaine’s little stunt (which culminates today in the “Dive Of Death” ABC finale) doesn’t impress us anymore. Especially since he mislead everyone into believing that he would be hanging in Central Park for three days straight. But during...




If performed with intent and passion, working out can be a spiritual experience for everyone. We enjoy “getting in the zone” when we’re lifting 10lb dumbbells and squatting a basketball. We growl, we clap our hands together and when...




ABC has been describing David Blaine’s latest stunt as something of a supernatural experiement of sorts. David Blaine himself ackonowledged that scientists and doctors were curious as to exactly how long humans could hand upside down. David Blaine decided...




Latinos across the earth can vouch for one major thing that they love: family barbecues. Whether you’re feasting on ceviche, carne asada, empandas or a giant tub of salteado de lomo (/drooling), washing it all down with a nice...




David Blaine is the devil-incarnate. Well, that’s what our lovely Catholic mama believes because he can do things that no other man can do. Like? Well how about freezing himself for 60 hours, or burying himself alive, or hanging...




How many times have you seen a player apply the sign of the cross before a penalty-kick? A zillion times, right? Now, usually religious and/or spiritual references aren’t frowned upon by opposing players, but in the Congo, using any...




If you haven’t been entertained enough today, then take a gander at Chucky Dolls dancing to Jessica Simpson during a performance in NYC earlier this week. From Guanabee: A group of Chucky dolls jammed to Jessica Simpson’s performance of...




Out of all the forms one can burn rubber, some folk have now taken the infatuation with racing to a level we only thought cartoons could create. School buses are being converted across this great nation into supped-up, horse-power...




In this economy, it’s hard to find someone who doesn’t have an acquaintance that’s been recently booted out of his or her job. But what you don’t find are those same booted people trying to burn their former place...




Hey, have you heard about the “Big Bang Machine” that’s going to reenact the “Big Bang” all for reasons of science. NO?! Well, Wednesday marks the day when the Large Hadron Collider goes live and starts smashing atoms to...




A Norwegian base jumper named Hans Lange survived a frightful base jump that turned awry when his parachute failed to open properly. He survived with only a broken leg, which means someone loves him in the land of skewered...




Sound the horns! Blare the trombones! Arranca el mariachi, guey! The Cincinnati Bengals’ Chad Johnson changed his name legally to Chad Ocho Cinco about a week ago, but the NFl, owners, management and all the people who are in...




There’s still two full months left until November 4th and the US presidential elections, but Barack Obama may be involved, involuntarily, in a race he’s definitely a longshot to win. West Ham United are currently seeking a new coach...




The next time you indulge in some savory shark fin soup…in China, remember this image. Of a girl. Hanging from her skin deliberately in order to spotlight the cruel massacre of sharks killed for consumption in the world. Oh...




A German stunt man with a need for speed is on the German police’s list of bastards they want to catch for a stunt he pulled this weekend on Germany’s infamous “Autobahn.” The skater dude rolled up on the...




You gotta love Spaniards. When they’re not partaking in jamon serrano eating sessions, or drinking cañas and then hitting their siestas, they’re out tossing tomatoes in the street and making a blood-red swimming pool out of their streets. And...




A 26 year old Fort Lauderdale, FL man named Kevin Kearney jettisoned on the ride of his life after a forming water spout spurned by Tropical Storm “Fay” hoisted him into the air while he was kite-surfing, ultimately leaving...




In sports, there are fans and then there are fanatics. Mike Massimino is the latter. But he’s also an astronaut, offering him perks which allow him to be revered as the greatest Mets fan that ever lived. Why? Because...




When did it become ok to shoot journalists during a war? Huh? Tell us? For one Georgian reporter, the Russian/Georgian conflict turned a bit too real for her. While reporting on live television in Gori, cameras suddenly shifted and...




After seven consecutive Olympics posts, we figured you all needed some aesthetic proliferation. While some artists are concerned with gathering hundreds of nudie enthusiasts to shed their clothes for the sake of art, other artists are merely intrigued by...




NBC has been running extensive segments on American swimmer Michael Phelps over the last few days. And why shouldn’t they? He’s the single most sought after Olympic athlete, recognized worldwide and loved by his compatriots. So, it’s a no-brainer...




The mythical beast known as the Chupacabra has been reported in places like Puerto Rico, Peru, Mexico and Florida, but none of them have actual video of a beast recognized around the world for sucking it’s prey dry of...




Have you ever wanted a little green man to guide you threw your wedding vows? No? Then you’re quite normal by most standards. But one Portland, OR couple decided a wedding with the iconic theme would not only exemplify...




Disgracing a taco by inking it up with a signature is sacrilegious in some parts of Mexico (and little Mexico, a.k.a. Los Angeles). But if you eat a taco that’s been autographed by a professional baseball player, and that...




Are you guys sick of traveling to exotic destinations, only to have your ugly mug repelled by every bikini-dressed beau that walks passed ya? Are you going home having to lie about how many girls you hooked up with?...




Self-defense techniques have been refined throughout the years for people of all kinds. We think Richard Simmons might have gotten into self-defense at one point after Tae-Bo became a hit in the late 90’s. But, nothing compares to self-defense...




This is what goes down during tournaments in South East Asia. You see, there isn’t a rule about kicking above the mid-section of a person’s body in the AFC Champions Cup 2008. Hell, there isn’t even a rule about...




Mexico is such an awesome place. Where else can you ride a donkey, carry a machete for whatever reason and see a lion while riding down a road with a picturesque setting? For one woman in Acapulco, Mexico, that...




There’s never been a successful front flip executed on a dirt bike during the X Games and Jim Dechamp isn’t the first one to land it successfully. He launched from the ramp with visions of glory, but wound up...




Some people are just born to antagonize. Ozzie Guillen is one of those people. And while obviously not at the level of Hitler, the White Sox manager does rank somewhere between Dick Cheney and that girl at the bar...




Mixed Martial Arts has its fair share of oddly named ailments that range from “ringworm” to “Cauliflower ear.” The latter is a sort of staple in Mixed Martial Arts because of the ear’s noticeable disfigurement. Cauliflower effects a lot...




Interesting story coming out of Arizona about a kid who snagged a pre-historic looking “Alligator Gar” in a lake. Alligator Gars are totally not kosher in Arizona, but somehow, one ended up in a lake in the great sandy...




Lawsuits are now an American pastime, but the most zealous sports fanatic in the US wouldn’t dare to wage a legislative war against the owner of a major sports franchise. Yet, who would have the audacity to do such...




Does Kobe Bryant need a hug? Almost two months after getting blown out by the Celtics in the NBA Finals, Kobe still hasn’t seemed to have gotten over it. How do we know? Because when the Olympian was asked...




Richard Branson is officially having way too much with all of his money. Since Virgin isn’t a sponsor of ours, we can’t really say that we love their on-flight entertainment options. We can’t tell you how much we enjoy...




When we first began reading about the death of Argentine Esteban Neira during the NYC Triathalon last week, we thought it was a solitary case. But when we read on and found out it was the fourth death this...




Did you know that today was the day “Not The LA Times” was unveiled for all of us to read? It’s a blog very much like-minded to that of “The Onion”, poking fun at everything and anything that is...




The Pit Bull is a breed of dog that is known to have a bad temper and a viscious bite. It’s why 11 countries in the world have banned the dog from their citizens legally keeping them around. But...




If you weren’t haunted by the scenes of Eduardo Castillo’s nasty ankle break in February, then be ready to see Dutch international and Aston Villa midfielder Wilfred Bouma’s horrific ankle dislocation from this weekend’s Intertoto Cup clash. The scene...




If you enjoyed “Mr. Testis”, then you’re going to get a kick out of “Bitchy The Hawk.” She’s in charge of chasing away seagulls from Toronto’s BMO Field, hence the reason why she was given the nickname Bitchy. Honestly,...

