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WednesdayNovember052008

High School Running Back, Possible Sociopath, "Cheerful" After Coach Beating?

Maybe our friend in Idaho beat up his coach because he’s a lunatic?...

FridayOctober032008

Seven Year Old Kid Goes On A Reptile Killing Spree

So what’s the most irresponsible thing you did as a kid? If you’re like us, it had to do with some combination of matches, foodstuffs, fabric and leaves. In the end, no one was hurt, but you did get...

ThursdayOctober022008

Rampage Jackson Doesn't "Feel Comfortable" In His Own Soul, But Finds Solace In Merry Ol' England

Last time we saw Rampage Jackson, he was face down in the OC after being caught post-high speed car chase with the police (hey, it happens). Since then, he’s been in jail, mentally evaluated and released to go find...

MondaySeptember292008

Man Dies After Lethal Dose Of Chili Sauce

Before you empty an entire bottle of Cholula on your next torta, read this story first. It may save your life. An aspiring chef by the name of Andruw Lee was found unconscious after suffering a heart-attack in his...

MondaySeptember292008

Man Sues Doctor For Butt-Stapling

Botched surgeries rank in the top ten of things we fear for the most. It’s right before rats and catching Giardia after eating shrimp cocktails from a street vendor. But for one man, surgery in 2004 for a rectal...

MondaySeptember292008

Photo: F1 Ferrari Driven By Felipe Massa Includes Attached Gas Hose.

If there’s ever a time you hope the mechanic isn’t smoking a cigarette near the pit stop, it would have been this weekend when Formula One Racing decided to have their first nighttime race. Ferrari driver Felipe Massa’s overwhelming...

FridaySeptember262008

Swedish Twin Sisters Scary, Not Sexy, And That's Just Wrong

Far be it from us to start throwing stones in glass houses. But when we first started watching this video of twin Swedish sisters going absolutely nuts on a highway in England, our first reaction was “They’ve gotta be...

ThursdaySeptember252008

Boxer Juan Carlos Robles Doesn't Need No Stinkin' Doctor

Juan Carlos Robles is a boxer with 12 fights under his belt, ten of those being wins and two of those losses. But don’t think the losses came via a gutless performance. Before today we had no idea who...

ThursdaySeptember252008

Kentucky Man Gets Rude Awakening When Summoned From Surgery Sleep

Usually when you go in for surgery on your wrist, you don’t expect to wake up with your arm sliced off. If you go in for surgery on your toe, it’s unlikely you’ll leave the hospital without a leg....

ThursdaySeptember252008

Here It Is: Kimbo Slice Punches David Blaine Twice And He Doesn't Die.

We mentioned yesterday that ABC was going to show a clip of Kimbo Slice punching David Blaine in the gut during the grand finale of his “Dive Of Death” stunt. Well here it is: Kimbo Slice planted not one,...

WednesdaySeptember242008

Kimbo Slice Will Punch David Blaine In The Gut

David Blaine’s little stunt (which culminates today in the “Dive Of Death” ABC finale) doesn’t impress us anymore. Especially since he mislead everyone into believing that he would be hanging in Central Park for three days straight. But during...

WednesdaySeptember242008

Guy Takes Leg Workout To A New Level

If performed with intent and passion, working out can be a spiritual experience for everyone. We enjoy “getting in the zone” when we’re lifting 10lb dumbbells and squatting a basketball. We growl, we clap our hands together and when...

WednesdaySeptember242008

David Blaine Is Taking Breaks?!?

ABC has been describing David Blaine’s latest stunt as something of a supernatural experiement of sorts. David Blaine himself ackonowledged that scientists and doctors were curious as to exactly how long humans could hand upside down. David Blaine decided...

MondaySeptember222008

Inflatable Soccer Pitches Can Make BBQ's THAT Much Better

Latinos across the earth can vouch for one major thing that they love: family barbecues. Whether you’re feasting on ceviche, carne asada, empandas or a giant tub of salteado de lomo (/drooling), washing it all down with a nice...

MondaySeptember222008

David Blaine To Make Head Explode, Hang Upside Down For Three Days

David Blaine is the devil-incarnate. Well, that’s what our lovely Catholic mama believes because he can do things that no other man can do. Like? Well how about freezing himself for 60 hours, or burying himself alive, or hanging...

MondaySeptember152008

Congolese Soccer Team Introduces Witchcraft To Match, Incites Riot

How many times have you seen a player apply the sign of the cross before a penalty-kick? A zillion times, right? Now, usually religious and/or spiritual references aren’t frowned upon by opposing players, but in the Congo, using any...

FridaySeptember122008

Chucky Dolls Like To Do The Robot When Jessica Simpson Is On

If you haven’t been entertained enough today, then take a gander at Chucky Dolls dancing to Jessica Simpson during a performance in NYC earlier this week. From Guanabee: A group of Chucky dolls jammed to Jessica Simpson’s performance of...

ThursdaySeptember112008

Bus Racing Can Be Fun

Out of all the forms one can burn rubber, some folk have now taken the infatuation with racing to a level we only thought cartoons could create. School buses are being converted across this great nation into supped-up, horse-power...

TuesdaySeptember092008

Former HS Coach Puts Track And Field Equipment To Proper Use In An Attempt To Burn Down School

In this economy, it’s hard to find someone who doesn’t have an acquaintance that’s been recently booted out of his or her job. But what you don’t find are those same booted people trying to burn their former place...

MondaySeptember082008

There's A Big Bang Party This Week In Europe!

Hey, have you heard about the “Big Bang Machine” that’s going to reenact the “Big Bang” all for reasons of science. NO?! Well, Wednesday marks the day when the Large Hadron Collider goes live and starts smashing atoms to...

FridaySeptember052008

Base Jumper Hans Lange Survives Death-Defying Jump

A Norwegian base jumper named Hans Lange survived a frightful base jump that turned awry when his parachute failed to open properly. He survived with only a broken leg, which means someone loves him in the land of skewered...

ThursdaySeptember042008

The Bengals' Chad Johnson Wants The Latino Vote, Is Officially "Ocho Cinco"

Sound the horns! Blare the trombones! Arranca el mariachi, guey! The Cincinnati Bengals’ Chad Johnson changed his name legally to Chad Ocho Cinco about a week ago, but the NFl, owners, management and all the people who are in...

ThursdaySeptember042008

Barack Obama Has A 10000-1 Shot Of Being West Ham's Next Boss

There’s still two full months left until November 4th and the US presidential elections, but Barack Obama may be involved, involuntarily, in a race he’s definitely a longshot to win. West Ham United are currently seeking a new coach...

ThursdaySeptember042008

Shark Protester Seems Like A Cool Gal

The next time you indulge in some savory shark fin soup…in China, remember this image. Of a girl. Hanging from her skin deliberately in order to spotlight the cruel massacre of sharks killed for consumption in the world. Oh...

WednesdaySeptember032008

62MPH Skateboarding Is Fun, Comes With German New Wave Soundtrack

A German stunt man with a need for speed is on the German police’s list of bastards they want to catch for a stunt he pulled this weekend on Germany’s infamous “Autobahn.” The skater dude rolled up on the...

WednesdayAugust272008

Taking A Dip In Tomato Slush Is Totally Cool In Spain

You gotta love Spaniards. When they’re not partaking in jamon serrano eating sessions, or drinking cañas and then hitting their siestas, they’re out tossing tomatoes in the street and making a blood-red swimming pool out of their streets. And...

TuesdayAugust192008

Tropical Storm Kite-Surfing Should Be Practiced Away From Buildings

A 26 year old Fort Lauderdale, FL man named Kevin Kearney jettisoned on the ride of his life after a forming water spout spurned by Tropical Storm “Fay” hoisted him into the air while he was kite-surfing, ultimately leaving...

MondayAugust182008

Astronaut Mike Massimino To Take Shea Stadium Home-Plate Into Outer Space

In sports, there are fans and then there are fanatics. Mike Massimino is the latter. But he’s also an astronaut, offering him perks which allow him to be revered as the greatest Mets fan that ever lived. Why? Because...

ThursdayAugust142008

Georgian Reporter Tamara Urushadze Gets Shot By A Russian Sniper On Live Television

When did it become ok to shoot journalists during a war? Huh? Tell us? For one Georgian reporter, the Russian/Georgian conflict turned a bit too real for her. While reporting on live television in Gori, cameras suddenly shifted and...

WednesdayAugust132008

Art For Art's Sake: Vertical Arrangement Of Human Bodies Is Cool.

After seven consecutive Olympics posts, we figured you all needed some aesthetic proliferation. While some artists are concerned with gathering hundreds of nudie enthusiasts to shed their clothes for the sake of art, other artists are merely intrigued by...

TuesdayAugust122008

Michael Phelps Is An Olympic Glutton, Makes Us Want To Eat More Carnitas

NBC has been running extensive segments on American swimmer Michael Phelps over the last few days. And why shouldn’t they? He’s the single most sought after Olympic athlete, recognized worldwide and loved by his compatriots. So, it’s a no-brainer...

TuesdayAugust122008

The Chupacabra Is Alive And Kickin' In Texas!

The mythical beast known as the Chupacabra has been reported in places like Puerto Rico, Peru, Mexico and Florida, but none of them have actual video of a beast recognized around the world for sucking it’s prey dry of...

TuesdayAugust122008

Stars Wars Wedding Is A Great Way To Nerdify Sacred Vows

Have you ever wanted a little green man to guide you threw your wedding vows? No? Then you’re quite normal by most standards. But one Portland, OR couple decided a wedding with the iconic theme would not only exemplify...

TuesdayAugust122008

Carlos Peña Autographs Taco, Some Dude Eats It

Disgracing a taco by inking it up with a signature is sacrilegious in some parts of Mexico (and little Mexico, a.k.a. Los Angeles). But if you eat a taco that’s been autographed by a professional baseball player, and that...

MondayAugust112008

Viking Exotic Resort Provides Ugly Rich Dudes With Fantasy World, Hot Chicks

Are you guys sick of traveling to exotic destinations, only to have your ugly mug repelled by every bikini-dressed beau that walks passed ya? Are you going home having to lie about how many girls you hooked up with?...

FridayAugust082008

Self Defense For Dorks Includes "The Ball Flurry"

Self-defense techniques have been refined throughout the years for people of all kinds. We think Richard Simmons might have gotten into self-defense at one point after Tae-Bo became a hit in the late 90’s. But, nothing compares to self-defense...

FridayAugust082008

Karate Soccer Should Be In The Olympics

This is what goes down during tournaments in South East Asia. You see, there isn’t a rule about kicking above the mid-section of a person’s body in the AFC Champions Cup 2008. Hell, there isn’t even a rule about...

ThursdayAugust072008

Mexican Woman In Acapulco Fights Lion Off With Machete

Mexico is such an awesome place. Where else can you ride a donkey, carry a machete for whatever reason and see a lion while riding down a road with a picturesque setting? For one woman in Acapulco, Mexico, that...

TuesdayAugust052008

Jim Dechamp Attempts First Dirt Bike Front Flip, Falls Splat On The Dirt

There’s never been a successful front flip executed on a dirt bike during the X Games and Jim Dechamp isn’t the first one to land it successfully. He launched from the ramp with visions of glory, but wound up...

TuesdayAugust052008

Ozzie Guillen Forgot To Insert His Brain Filter Yesterday And Admits To Ordering Hits On People

Some people are just born to antagonize. Ozzie Guillen is one of those people. And while obviously not at the level of Hitler, the White Sox manager does rank somewhere between Dick Cheney and that girl at the bar...

ThursdayJuly312008

Cauliflower Ear Is The New MMA Chick-Magnet

Mixed Martial Arts has its fair share of oddly named ailments that range from “ringworm” to “Cauliflower ear.” The latter is a sort of staple in Mixed Martial Arts because of the ear’s noticeable disfigurement. Cauliflower effects a lot...

ThursdayJuly312008

Arizona Kid Catches Alligator Gar In Tempe Lake

Interesting story coming out of Arizona about a kid who snagged a pre-historic looking “Alligator Gar” in a lake. Alligator Gars are totally not kosher in Arizona, but somehow, one ended up in a lake in the great sandy...

WednesdayJuly302008

CSKA Sofia Fan Sues Owner For "Mental Torment", San Francisco Giants Should Look Into This

Lawsuits are now an American pastime, but the most zealous sports fanatic in the US wouldn’t dare to wage a legislative war against the owner of a major sports franchise. Yet, who would have the audacity to do such...

WednesdayJuly302008

Kobe Bryant Is In Total Denial About Losing In The Finals

Does Kobe Bryant need a hug? Almost two months after getting blown out by the Celtics in the NBA Finals, Kobe still hasn’t seemed to have gotten over it. How do we know? Because when the Olympian was asked...

TuesdayJuly292008

Richard Branson Wants To Fly You To Outer Space On His New Plane

Richard Branson is officially having way too much with all of his money. Since Virgin isn’t a sponsor of ours, we can’t really say that we love their on-flight entertainment options. We can’t tell you how much we enjoy...

TuesdayJuly292008

More Triathalon Deaths This Past Weekend Make Us More Afraid Of The Water Than Jaws Ever Did

When we first began reading about the death of Argentine Esteban Neira during the NYC Triathalon last week, we thought it was a solitary case. But when we read on and found out it was the fourth death this...

MondayJuly282008

"Not The LA Times" Spoof Blog Is Extremely Rad

Did you know that today was the day “Not The LA Times” was unveiled for all of us to read? It’s a blog very much like-minded to that of “The Onion”, poking fun at everything and anything that is...

MondayJuly282008

Gabriel Alexandre da Silva Wants To Teach You How To Fight Off A Pit Bull

The Pit Bull is a breed of dog that is known to have a bad temper and a viscious bite. It’s why 11 countries in the world have banned the dog from their citizens legally keeping them around. But...

MondayJuly282008

Wilfred Bouma Suffers Horrific Ankle Injury

If you weren’t haunted by the scenes of Eduardo Castillo’s nasty ankle break in February, then be ready to see Dutch international and Aston Villa midfielder Wilfred Bouma’s horrific ankle dislocation from this weekend’s Intertoto Cup clash. The scene...

FridayJuly252008

Meet Toronto's Seagull Repeller: Bitchy The Hawk.

If you enjoyed “Mr. Testis”, then you’re going to get a kick out of “Bitchy The Hawk.” She’s in charge of chasing away seagulls from Toronto’s BMO Field, hence the reason why she was given the nickname Bitchy. Honestly,...

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