Oh cheerleaders, when will you learn to dodge balls coming right to your face? Or maybe this is something fetishized in Germany? Honestly we never know with der Berliners. [YouTube, via fourfourtwo]...

Cristiano Ronaldo left Los Angeles, Ca with more than a tan if we’re to believe reports that a British model named Jasmine Lennard, reportedly American Idol crank Simon Cowell’s ex, stole his heart in Tinseltown. Lennard is a former...

We’re betting the survey over at Gaygolddiggers.uk.com ranks as high on the charts of fulfilled accomplishments for Cristiano Ronaldo as his Manchester United double last year. That’s because everyone once believed David Beckham was the gay world’s icon, but...

Every telenovela has to end some time. That’s right, they don’t go on forever like “Days Of Our Lives.” They always end. Some end badly and some end triumphantly, leaving onlookers pumping their fist and screaming “orale!” at their...

No one knows the fate of Cristiano Ronaldo’s career because we don’t have too many insiders from Real Madrid or Manchester United shelling out details about meetings, negotiations or anything else that has to do with the most important...

It’s not necessarily news that Cristiano Ronaldo added two giant orgy-tubs to his mansion this week, but it is news that people consider the revamping of his crib to mean that there’s finally signs Cristiano may stay in Manchester...

We haven’t written about Cristiano Ronaldo in quite a while without mentioning some WAG-wannabee, but an interesting story came over our RSS feed reading “Ferguson: If Ronaldo leaves, I will too.” It was bound to happen considering going to...

So how many diseases do you reckon Cristano Ronaldo has? More or less than the average athlete? We ask because the general consensus at the MachoChip HQ is that he’s had more ass in the past three months than...

As much as we rib Carlos Tevez around here, there are two absolutes about the man—one, he’s ugly as sin (hey, we didn’t say we were going to stop ribbing him). But probably more importantly, he’s a winner, with...

We wrote a story on July 21st mentioning some hussy by the name of “Nicole” that Cristiano Ronaldo had apparently rendezvoused with at the Beverly Hills Hotel. Looks like the gal is a former FHM and general boobie model...

Cristiano Ronaldo has yet to be pictured with his new girlfriend Letizia Filippi, but it hasn’t stopped the press from badgering her about her sex life, fantasies and why she enjoys dressing as a dude. I like to dress...

Look, before you judge us and say “Gosh, like, they don’t even knooow who Lauren Conrad is?” let us take you to our planet. This is our planet. Now, shut up. Back to Cristiano Ronaldo. Apparently the guy doesn’t...

What in the world is Carlos Tevez doing? Does he hate Cristiano Ronaldo that much that he’s openly supporting Cristiano Ronaldo’s need for a change of scenery via Madrid? We wonder what kind of tift these two had because...

Reports from every damn direction of the blogosphere are fueling rumors that Cristiano Ronaldo is no longer playing pat-a-cake with Angeleno hussies, but is in fact dating Italian television personality Letizia Filippi. Even our homeboys at The Spoiler have...

There’s so much to write about a guy who’s trailing the richest contract in the history of the world. As of today, we have no idea where Cristiano Ronaldo is, but we assume he’s still sun-bathing somewhere in our...

Of course there was going to be an impassioned reporter waiting at the helm of Cristiano Ronaldo’s red carpet strut yesterday, ready to ask that question we’ve all wanted answered over the last few months: “Hey Cristiano. You thinking...

The ESPY Awards, hosted by Justin Timberlake (when did this transformation happen, exactly?) took place last night, but won’t be aired nationally until Sunday. The event drew a star-studded crowd of athletes and there’s no point in telling you...

When he’s not hobbling to night clubs and dodging Paris Hilton, Cristiano Ronaldo is trying to decide what he’s going to do in the future. Like in five months. But while he’s making up his mind, his current Manchester...

Look. We ended this entire Nereida Gallardo ordeal with a splendid recap annotating why she became famous and how it happened. It was a fireworks spectacular type post that we felt would send her out in style. Geez, we...

Well, folks. It looks like Nereida Gallardo is headed towards the land of WAG purgatory after rumors arose this morning that Cristiano Ronaldo has officially dumped her. Nereida will now reside in a detritus-filled corner of the celebrity world...

And this is why you (if you were a superstar athlete) shouldn’t go on seven-week vacations in Sardinia with your girlfriend—you end up breaking up with her. There is such a thing as spending too much time with each...

Hey, fellas. So far 613 Chippers have cast their vote for our “Who’s The Hotter Spanish Girlfriend” and Maria Francesca “Xisca” Perello is leaving Nereida in the dust with 70% of the vote. Who says big fake boobs reign...

It seems that Wimbledon champ Rafael Nadal and Cristiano Ronaldo have a bigger link than just hot girlfriends. Nadal is a huge Real Madrid fan, and after he won Wimbledon, he ran into Real president Ramon Calderon where the...

Cristiano Ronaldo went through with his ankle surgery much to the chagrin of Manchester United officials and here are some of the first pictures displaying him in all his injurd glory. He looks so different sans Nereida Gallardo, no?...

There’s been quite a Wives and Girlfriends storm now that Rafael Nadal’s girlfriend has made her rounds about the blogosphere. And since we’re astute gossip wranglers, we immediately recognized that two of the biggest sports icons in the world,...

Fitness: it’s the most important factor a team concentrates on when deciding on whether to purchase a player or not. If the player is not fit, then he is rubbish. If he’s beyond fit, then he’s worth a possible...

If there was ever a time to sell that extra kidney you’ve got just taking up room in your body, this is it. EA, the makers of the FIFA 09, have decided to make the version on each platform...

It seems like forever ago that Cristiano Ronaldo and his Portuguese pals were bounced from Euro 08. Part of that might be the onslaught of photos we’ve gotten of CR7 and his girlfriend, the lovely Ms. Nereida Gallardo, vacationing...

Obviously, Cristiano Ronaldo is as flummoxed by the inflatable deer toy as we are. Yes, there are more and more pictures of him and Nereida floating around the internets, looking tanned and soft-pornish, but isn’t Cristiano straddling a floatie...

We kid, numbskulls. That angle is Splash News’ fault and we’re too lazy to change it. Also, at first glance we thought Cristiano’s ass was really white. But then we realized it was his board shorts. Nereida Gallardo was...

Hey, it’s Friday. We’re blogging from a cafe on a street overrun by foliage glistening in the sun. We just found this picture of Cristiano Ronaldo photoshopped alongside a bottle of Icelandic Soccerade and it made us laugh. Apparently...

Apparently, Cristiano Ronaldo and Nereida Gallardo don’t believe in staycations. The star and his girlfriend are still on the beaches of Italy, and it seems like he’s been there as long as the Allies were during World War II....

Turns out the previous photos we uploaded today weren’t the steamiest Nereida Gallardo vacation pictures at all. Daily Mail has the real deal, public face-licking shots that are sure to make the Nereida wave rise. They were taken on...

There’s always hype revolving around super WAG Nereida Gallardo. And now that we’ve compiled a rather comprehensive blog roll of Nereida’s, ahem, assets, we think these holiday pictures of her are quite tame. Seriously, what’s left to the imagination...

Cristiano Ronaldo’s life revolves around beautiful (naked) women, a lifetime defying amount of money and tons of attention. You’d think that some sort of caution would reign supreme in his life, but alas, that’s not the case. When Cristiano...

Whas Happened In Sports Last Night: Euro 2008: After a very successful group stage campaign during the Euro 2008 tournament, Portugal seemed destined for an extended stay beyond the quarterfinals. Germany had other plans. Both teams squared up equally,...

Cristiano Ronaldo must have been bored playing bingo in his Austrian hotel room waiting for his next Euro 08 matchup. He’s decided to send the soccer world in tizzy by wearing a look that bludgeons home many messages to...

Who Ate All The Pies has christened this move “the circle jerk”, but we like “egotistical bastard with amazing ball control spins.” Unless you speak Italian, just forward the video to the :32 mark for Ronaldo’s new move. [Who...

The telenovela that is Cristiano Ronaldo’s career has taken an interesting turn. Daily Mail reports that Sir Alex Ferguson has been banned by Ronaldo from visiting him at Portugal’s training camps in Switzerland. Speculation is rampant that Real Madrid...

Remember that lovely treat we gave you on Memorial Day concerning those Nereida Gallardo photos? Well,The Sun in London has removed the censors to show Nereida Gallardo, once again, in all her glory. Unfortunately, they happen to disclose absolutely...

We’re a stinkin’ walking contradiction today. As noted earlier, we thought Cristiano Ronaldo would pull a fast one on ol’ Sir Alex Ferguson and move on to the ultra, ego-inflating realm of Spanish soccer knowns as Real Madrid. We...

The blogosphere has been overrun with news that there was a significant possibility Ronaldo would eventually move on to Spanish powerhouse club Real Madrid for a fee that would make him, unequivocally, the highest paid athlete in the history...

Ok, dudes. We’re moments away from the commencement of the greatest club tournament in the world. Yes, Copa Libertadres. We love you, too. But, we spend 10 1/2 months, or however long this tourney really is (if you count...

Looks like the voluptuous exhibitionist named Nereida Gallardo will be shacking up this summer at Cristiano Ronaldo’s pad. The 24 year old will be leaving an $8 an hour job in Mallorca this summer and moving into an $8million...

That’s what they call “breaking his ankles.” Cristiano Ronaldo reached the extraordinary tally of 40 goals in one season when he ripped West Ham United’s defense to shreds. Thankfully for us soccer fans, he’s got two more games to...

Nereida Gallardo has undergone a transformation of sorts from the last time we wrote about her. She’s cut her hair, grown a pimple and she’s obviously wearing clothes now. The other alteration to her appearance is that stunning stud...

Cristiano Ronaldo’s monumental miss at the Nou Camp wouldn’t have happened at Old Trafford. At least that’s what Nereida Gallardo bangin’ Cristiano Ronaldo wants you to think. When he gaffed a crucial penalty during the first leg of the...

He’s totally distracted. The game’s currently in the 63rd minute and Lionel Messi was subbed out for Bojan KrKic. Get to a television, quick! Updates after the jump. Video [YouTube]...

Cristiano Ronaldo’s girlfriend didn’t leave much to our imagination a few weeks ago when she splashed onto the WAG scene. Now, Nereida Gallardo has gone all out and destroyed our imagination with her torpedo nipples and bodonkadonk showcasing photoshoot....

Cristiano Ronaldo’s new gal Nereida Gallardo was spotted looming around Old Trafford after yesterday’s Manchester United game against Arsenal smoking a cig and glaring out into the distance contemplating how she’s going to manage siphoning millions from Ronaldo. OK....