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ThursdaySeptember112008

'Member?: The Angels Are Kings Of The AL West

Whas Happened In Sports Last Night MLB: The LA Angels of A won their fourth AL West division in five years with their win over the Yankees yesterday. The team’s reliever Francisco Rodriguez came within one save of Bobby...

FridayJune202008

ESPN Euro 2008 Gamecast Live Commenter Isn't Biased At All

There was finally a goal after 124 minutes of play during the Croatia V Turkey quarterfinals and it looked as though Croatia had fulfilled their semifinals destiny by scoring within the extra time of extra time. It appeared as...

FridayJune202008

Croatian Fans Offer Hibbiddy-Dibbiddy In Exchange For Euro 2008 Tickets

When Croatia take on Turkey in Euro 2008 quarterfinals later today, it will be a historic event for their country. Croats have never gone beyond the final eight (neither have the Turks but they aren’t doing anything exciting yet),...

FridayJune132008

'Member? Presenting The Boston Celtics—Pretty Much Your 2008 NBA Champions

Whas Happened In Sports Last Night NBA Finals:The Celtics show the Lakers how to come back from 24 points down, beating LA, 97-91. They’re up 3-1 in the best of seven series and look to close out the series...

MondayJune022008

There Aren't Any Commie Stars Underneath The Croatian Coat Of Arms

There’s been another national trademark blunder in soccer. Yet, instead of singing the wrong national anthem, an Austrian souvenir shop in Vienna decided to place the wrong coat of arms on the Croatian’s national team soccer jersey. What’s the...

FridayApril042008

Croatian Soccer Player Hrvoje Custic Dies After Colliding With Concrete Wall

Note to all stadium personnel: concrete walls surrounding a soccer pitch should be padded. Unfortunately, it’s too late. Zadar FC soccer player Hrvoje Custic didn’t survive a horrendous collision with a concrete wall last Saturday and he’s now dead....

MondayDecember032007

UEFA Sounds The Alarm On A New Betting Scandal, Everyone Yawns

Here’s a revelation that’s shocked no one who’s been following soccer in Europe. This past weekend saw the newest betting scandal hit the continent, a match-fixing scam that could have possibly compromised up to 26 games, including a match...

MondayNovember262007

England Striker Michael Owen Tries To Pop A Cap In Croatia

Michael Owen is the gimp of the English national side. Actually, since he went from Liverpool FC to Real Madrid three years ago, that guy has probably seen more doctors than a stunt man on the set of a...

FridayNovember232007

"My Dear, My Penis Is A Mountain", Says The Anthem Singer.

England’s loss against Croatia on Wednesday ended any and all hopes for a British birth in the finals of Euro 2008. We weren’t shocked by the loss, but Croatia’s vigor and ease made us wonder how they could walk...

ThursdayNovember222007

'Member? It's Going To Be An Extra Long, Dreary Winter In England

Whas Happened In Sports Last Night Euro 2008 Qualifiers: Head coach Steve McClaren took a gamble and now he’s all crapped out. Foreigners beware. England 2, Croatia 3. [Telegraph UK] NBA: San Antonio put all that Magic talk to...

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