Does the phrase “The Colombian flicking to the Mexican” make you laugh just a little bit? Cuauhtemoc Blanco secured his MVP candidacy after this wonderful strike against West Ham United last night. Who knew a guy pushing 36 could...

Whas Happened In Sports Last Night MLS: Major League Soccer didn’t disappoint fans who wanted to see the best of the best thrash an English club that didn’t have the greatest American week this week. The American club scored...

The haymaker: it’s a wild punch, usually thrown as a hooping hook shot, applied with extreme force and backed by an even more extreme anger. Kidney shots: they’re the quintessential charlie horse that will have a recipient of the...

MLS and the Chicago Fire went an entire year without so much as a drop kick from Mexican international soccer stud Cuauhtemoc Blanco, but if rumors are true, then Blanco’s notorious temper is as ripe as a three-second fart....

We’re not sure why we ended up marveled by this goal today. Maybe it’s because we’re moving to Mexico City in two weeks, (but it doesn’t mean we’re going to become America fans). Maybe it’s because the FMF is...

Screw the red carpets and Tom Cruise. David Beckham hasn’t been welcomed to America like Cuauhtemoc Blanco. Temoc, who plays for the Chicago Fire, has transcended his diva-ness to become somewhat of an icon in Chicago. He threw out...

We don’t correlate stealth with Chicago Fire’s Cuauhtemoc Blanco. His style of play revolves around taking advantage of less-refined player’s mistakes. He also dives a lot. But, he can still drive 30 yard strikes with precision. And we hated...

This is our first inclusion of an MLS goal and it’s a Cuauhtemoc Blanco beauty. That’s if you consider a slow, careless goalkeeper helping out with the goal translated as beauty. Eduardo Da Silva and his broken foot could’ve...

When David Beckham decided to grace the MLS with his presence, all (media) indications were that this was a new era for the sport. From his first gimpy day forward, the league’s history would be BB and AB-Before Beckham...

While David Beckham’s out trying to salvage a spot in England’s futile Euro 2008 campaign and shooting his thong-a-thon spread, Chicago Fire striker Cuauhtemoc Blanco is looking to capture at least one trophy from his first Major League Soccer...

The second leg of the MLS playoffs kicks off tonight with D.C. United taking on the Chicago Fire. MLS rookie (ha!) Cuauhtemoc Blanco is slated to start for a Chicago and who would have thought an aging veteran, without...

Jesus, Martha Stewart, get out of the way! The banner’s going to get demolished, so why fix a stray strand of paper? Just couldn’t wait to get pounded by the football team, huh? [YouTube, via Deadspin] When did the...