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WednesdayOctober152008

Here We Go Again: Cuban Soccer Player Reinier Alcantara Defects In The U.S.

If Cuban athletes keep on defecting to the U.S. at this rate, they’re going to able to field a whole roster in any sport. Cuban soccer player Reinier Alcantara is the latest, using his national team’s visit to our...

FridaySeptember052008

The US Soccer Team Plays In Cuba For The First Time Since 1947

Well, it looks like we don’t have to wait for a new president for one Cuban embargo to be lifted—the one placed on the US Soccer team. Tomorrow’s US-Cuba World Cup qualifying match will be the first time the...

MondayAugust252008

Fidel Castro Defends Ref Kicking Angel Valodia Matos

Fidel Castro spewed an irate letter this morning referencing the performance of his oh so dear Cubans during the Olympics games this year. Specifically, he wanted to show solidarity with psycho taekwando dude, Angel Valodia Matos. If there’s anything...

SundayAugust242008

Cuban Angel Valodia Matos Kicks Referee, Wins Gold Medal In Unsportsmanlike Conduct

Taekwondo matches during the Olympics are a flipping mystery to us. Unlike boxing, Taekwondo is scored the way you score a beauty pageant: by absolutely no damn formula whatsoever. Also, the sport is odd. Can these guys even fight?...

TuesdayAugust122008

Cuban Hurdler Dayron Robles Denies He Signed Any Anti-China Petition Through His Communist Mouthpiece

When Dayron Robles of Cuba showed up to the Olympic games, he was given a shock. But it wasn’t the Beijing air or firework fakery that got the hurdler in a tizzy. Instead, it was that his name showed...

MondayAugust042008

Three Cuban Baseball Players Defect In Edmonton, All Of Whom Get Bitchslapped On Fidel's Blog

So when the venue for the World Baseball Championships was announced, do you think the 79% of the Cuban team that wants to defect just slumped their shoulders simultaneously? Out of all the places in the world, Edmonton, Canada...

ThursdayJuly242008

The Jailed Man Who Showed The First Cuban Baseball Defectors How To Use An ATM Has No Regrets

Once, there was a time when finding out that a Cuban athlete had defected to the US was as exciting as hearing that they were building a Starbucks in your neighborhood. But as time flew, and more and more...

WednesdayJune182008

Oscar De La Hoya Signs Cuban Defectors To His Stable

Even as Oscar De La Hoya plans his last battle in the ring, his mind, as usual, is on the future. That’s why he’s signed on Cuban defectors Yan Barthelemy (right) and Erislandy Lara (left) to fight under his...

MondayJune092008

Cuban Sports Defection Is Back To Normal--This Time It's A Baseball Player

Don’t you love that feeling when the oldies but goodies come back? Old rivalries revived, WAR playing from the radio and now, a Cuban baseball player has defected to the U.S. What’s so special about that? Considering that the...

TuesdayMay132008

Forget Banning The US Citizens Going There--Cuba Should Ban Their Athletes From Coming Here

Attention South Florida! Have you seen this. um, woman? She is Yurisel Laborde, one of the top female judokas in the world. She’s also Cuban and in Florida, so that can only mean one thing. Yup, like so many...

FridayMay092008

Cuban Soccer Defectors Find Life In USA A-OK

If last March’s U-23 Olympic soccer qualifiers in Tampa are going to be remembered for anything, it’s probably not going to be soccer. The two most intriguing stories that week were all about freedom—one woman’s desire to let her...

FridayMarch142008

Cuban Soccer Defectors Get Offer To Play For Miami FC

Well, how did this happen? The five Cuban soccer players who fled Granma’s Communist grip two nights ago already have job prospects! The Miami FC from the United Soccer Leagues, which Reuters calls “one step below Major League Soccer”...

ThursdayMarch132008

Five Cuban U-23 Soccer Players Play Hooky

If we shook our heads every time a group of Cuban athletes tried to defect en masse, we’d be some bobblehead lookin’ dudes—and it looks like the Cuban Defector Shield has failed the country again. The under-23 national soccer...

TuesdayMarch112008

Feature: Under New Management

True dynasties are few and far between. Contributing editor Alex Ferreyra has lived to see two of them—the New York Yankees and the Cuban… um, Cuba—change “ownership.” Now he wonders which new head of state can keep the legacy...

FridayFebruary222008

Cuban Boxer Knocks Out Two Referees

Either this Cuban boxer is cross-eyed, or the father that left him for some finer living in Miami happened to be a boxing referee. Whatever the case, this guy is probably the worst boxer in the history of boxing....

TuesdayFebruary052008

German Soccer Coach Takes No For An Answer (As To How Much The Cubans Will Pay Him)

Internships are cool when you’re 19, so why is 54 year old former Bundesliga coach Reinhold Fanz of Germany essentially taking one by committing to coach the Cuban national soccer team for free? He’s literally not getting paid a...

FridayJanuary112008

Cuban Boxing Icon Says Tratiorous Pigs Should Be Allowed To Box For Cuba Again

Teofilo Stevenson, the head of the Cuban Boxing Federation and an icon in his own right, declared yesterday that two countrymen pugilists, Guillermo Rigondeaux and Erislandy Lara, should be able to fight again for their flag. What are the...

WednesdayDecember262007

Heads Up: Forget Mayweather Jr., This NFL Ref Needs To Be In MMA

Green Bay Packer Nick Barnett got his ass taken down by ref Jim Quirk. This guy could be the next Chuck Lidell… or LAPD recruit. [YouTube] Big Papi Ortiz says his BFF Johan Santana is definitely not going to...

MondayNovember262007

The US Soccer Team Is Looking Forward To Their Dirty Dancing: Havana Nights

The World Cup qualifying matches were drawn this past weekend, and the 19th-ranked US team is looking at facing either Barbados or Dominica after their first round bye. But looming ahead for the Yanks could be the Cuban team,...

FridayOctober262007

Heads Up: Anyone Got An Advil?

We don’t know what’s more captivating about this video: the kick to the head or the completely strange choice of music. [YouTube, via The Beautiful Game] Did you know Tottenham Spurs coach Martin Jol has brothers named Cock and...

MondayOctober152007

Cuban Officials Persist On Restricting Athletes To 'Inner-Tube Defection Only'

Officials in Cuba continue to believe there is a scary monster living upstream. Cuban zombie and leader, Fidel Castro, has explicitly denied his nation’s boxers the freedom to swap hay-makers with enemy combatants at this year’s Boxing World Championships...

FridayAugust032007

Boxers Captured Before Spreading Communist Virus In Brazil

Two Cuban fighters from Cuba defected from their country during the Pan-American games. Guillermo Rigondeaux and Erislandy Lara decided it was a great idea to ditch their Cuban teammates and escape to a brand new, poverty-stricken country. The boxers...

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