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TuesdayNovember182008

"Cycling, like the world, is very divided." Lance Armstrong Talks To The Guardian.

France has been spitting on the ground and shouting “Sacrebleu!” ever since Lance Armstrong announced his return to cycling, so The Guardian’s Donald McRae flew all the way to Austin to sit down with the controversial maybe doper to...

TuesdaySeptember232008

Alberto Contador Doesn't Want Lance Armstrong On His Team

Here’s a scenario to understand. Imagine working your way to the top of your company, dodging allegations of cheating, winning the employee of the year award by default because the real winner was caught shtupping the board of director’s...

WednesdaySeptember102008

He-So-Totally-Cheated Floyd Landis Is Also Coming Back To Cycling

Looks like Lance Armstrong started a trend. After revealing his own comeback from a three-year layoff, a break-up with his fiancee, and a rendezvous with an Olsen twin (gross…so gross), Lance Armstrong’s comeback news seems to have rubbed off...

MondaySeptember082008

Lance Armstrong Is Getting Back On The Saddle, Racing For Astana

Everyone check your Vanity Fair next month because news is going to hit that Lance Armstrong is hopping back on the saddle and coming out of retirement. Well, you know his libido is going to be affected so watch...

TuesdayJuly222008

When Street Signs Go Wild...

Riccardo Ricco already proved to us today that cyclists aren’t the brightest athletes but this poor Tour de France rider solidifed one thing: some of these guys should not be racing. Sure, some will blame it on the sign’s...

TuesdayJuly222008

Busted Cyclist Riccardo Ricco Is No Rico Suave

Ducking out of things is an art that can’t be learned on the fly. Whether it’s your girlfriend’s birthday party or a custody hearing, there’s a certain amount of grace needed to succeed that disgraced Italian cyclist Riccardo Ricco...

MondayJune302008

Floyd Landis Fails To Get His Yellow Jersey Back After Spending A Lot Of Green

After two years of fighting with U.S. Anti-Doping Agency (USADA) to validate himself and get his 2006 Tour De France trophy back, Floyd Landis has finally crapped out. The Court of Arbitration for Sport (where is that, The Hague?)...

FridayJune272008

"Juan Pelota", A.K.A. Lance Armstrong, Talks To Gayle King

Lance Armstrong bicycling career is revered across the world (except in France). He conquered the Tour de France for seven consecutive years, survived cancer and endured a stint as Sheryl Crow’s stand up bass. Heh. Shut up. He also...

TuesdayMarch182008

Cyclist Asked For Urine Sample During Son's Funeral

Cracking down on performance enhancing cheats is a top priority for major sports around the world. Cycling, for example, has seen its fair share of testicular sacrificers, so cycling’s international community will do whatever it takes to clamp down...

FridayNovember022007

Heads Up: Where We Overlook Things We Really Shouldn’t

By immediately hiring Joe Torre, the Dodgers violated the rule where minority candidates have to be interviewed for managerial openings. They were saved because the owner’s wife is a VP to the team. Um, what? [Signal To Noise] You...

WednesdayOctober172007

Italian Cyclists Danilo Di Luca Just Another Adamant Ball-Shrinker

Italian cyclist Danilo Di Luca has been suspended for three months by the Italian Olympic Committee (CONI) over steroid use. Di Luca was linked to Carlo Santuccione in a case called “Oil for Drugs.” We have no clue what...

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