Whas happened in sports last night. Soccer Friendly: Well, at least he showed up. Diego Maradona’s first game as Argie manager was saved from a less than auspicious beginning when Atletico Madrid winger Maxi banged home the game’s only...

Whas happened in sports last night. NFL: Apparently after Tony Romo’s return sparked the Cowboys to a victory over divisional foes Washington, Jason Witten blared Survivor’s “Burning Heart” from a boombox. “It’s from Rocky IV,” Witten said. “Remember when...

Jessica Simpson recently told Cosmopolitan magazine that, for the first time in her life, she is in love with someone she doesn’t have to save. Instead, she says, Tony Romo is saving her. Uh, career? Is this some Obama...

Tony Romo better get back on to the field quick, and it’s not just to save his reeling Cowboys team. Sure Dallas has been on a steep decline since the pinky on his throwing hand got hurt, but more...

You got asshole in my jackass! You got jackass in my asshole! This is the only way we can possibly describe the unholy alliance that has been formed between New York Yankees owner George Steinbrenner and his Dallas Cowboys...

Since their hot start, plenty of things have gone south for the Dallas Cowboys. First it was Pacman Jones acting a fool again, as well as Terrell Owens when he was miffed at the number of targets he was...

When it comes to non-gridiron related matters, do NFL franchises pay attention to the entertainment desires of their fans? If the Dallas Cowboys are any indication, then the answer is an emphatic “no.” “America’s Team” announced yesterday that the...

Whas Happened In Sports Last Night CONCAF: Dwayne De Rosario was the Houston Dynamo’s savior last night in their CONCAF Champion’s League match against Panamanian side San Fransisco FC. He entered in the 78th minute, only to knock in...

If you’re committing voter fraud to hype up your numbers come election day, it’s probably best not to use people who are on your fantasy football team. Something tells us that it might raise suspicions. That’s what an organization...

In a wonderful mix of Lee Elia’s Cubs rant (so fitting today) and Mike Gundy’s Oklahoma State rant (“I’m a man! I’m 40!”), comes this obscenity-laced tirade from Newcastle manager Joe Kinnear. It’s long, and it’s bleeped, but there...

So you know all those fumbles and interceptions Tony Romo’s bumbled away this season that made you wonder, “What’s he thinking?” (/whispers) We think we know what he was thinking. It turns out the Romos and the Simpsons have...

Whas Happened In Sports Last Night MLB: So if they Mets could clone Johan Santana, would they even be able to sign him? Would clone Santana ask for the max, or work as a slave for the minimum, being...

This Cowboys’ fan had the awareness to back off from pummeling a 17-year-old, but someone should have told him his mullet from 1984 was a disaster. [Busted Coverage] Nike “Playmaker” commercial reminds us teams are comprised of characters. We’re...

What does “too much information” mean to you? When you’re Jessica Simpson and Tony Romo’s involved, releasing information better left in the bedroom could mean wider publicity and album sales, so TMI doesn’t exist. While talking to People to...

Hey, Desean. Don’t worry. We always spelled Colombia “Columbia” when we first started, which is sort of like dropping the ball on the goal line…or not. This Dallas Cowboys’ game was all kinds of awesome! Video [YouTube]...

High-fives gone wrong. We aren’t here to defend these shmoes, but we can’t all be Maverick and Goose. [YouTube] Streaking can be quite hazardous if carried out improperly. There’s a fierce concentration necessary to dodge security, players and other...

“Pop sensation” we’ve never heard of nor care to think about after this post Kat DeLuna took the Star-Spangled Banner to the land of boos last night after her rendition sounded like something out of a botched “American Idol”...

Whas Happened In Sports Last Night NFL: Oh, hey the NFL’s running those commercials during Monday Night Football where they remind everyone that they recognize the Latino fanbase and love them for their money… dedication. We mean dedication. It...

Is Tony Romo the NFL’s Barack Obama, offering hope to any and all who seek it—Cowboy fans for a Super Bowl, Jessica Simpson fans for her sanity and now stranded motorists? The Dallas QB was coming home after his...

Is there anything more classic than a tough football player screaming his brains out while riding a rollercoaster? Ok, Fidel Castro face planting after a speech a few years back was really funny too, but Terence Newman’s reaction during...

In the list of annoying things girlfriends just shouldn’t do, checking their man’s cell phone for strange numbers ranks right up there with asking why he can’t just leave it on one channel (“Just because…” is the answer you’ll...

Papa Joe Simpson professed to reporters last week that his Daisy-dukin’ daughter would soon arrive in Oxnard, Ca to cheer on her quarterback boyfriend and her “favorite team”, and, as these photos attest, she arrived. Is this the demise...

Oxnard. It’s the sleazy little, “Madlib” supported town that you may have noticed on your way to Santa Barbara. They have outlets there and an airport. You may also recognize it from that one scene in “Sideways” where Paul...

Most Dallas Cowboys’ fans are sure to protest against Jessica Simpson showing up at games this year unless she’s sporting daisy-dukes and the Cowboys run through the NFC. Simpson wasn’t the luckiest of charms (though one can argue that...

You Been Blinded scored a hit today by uncovering video of Tony, a.k.a. Antonio Ramirez, Romo’s grandparents singing, speaking highly of their grandson and revealing that Tony dreamed of either playing for the Green Bay Packers, or of one...

Dallas Cowboy’s fans should be vehemently protesting the latest rants of Joe Simpson. According to Jessica Simpson’s pimp dad, Tony Romo is such a wonderful addition to his daughter’s life that he wouldn’t be surprised if the two got...

We may be a little late on this, but really now, when is a video of Adolf Hitler with altered text not worthy of posting? Especially when the text has something to with football. Video [YouTube]...

Stop the world! Tony Romo’s in town! That was the battle cry in the Texas burg of Robstown this weekend when the Cowboys quarterback and teammate Bobby Carpenter ate at a local restaurant and the whole place went insane....

A condensed version of the Dallas Cowboys’ season, set to the Looney Tunes theme. Too bad “Enter Sandman” is too long. [Deadspin] Real Madrid still hasn’t given up hope of getting Cristiano Ronaldo one day. And who would blame...

What do you get when you mess with superstition at a Dallas Cowboys’ sports bar? A boot to the ass and an escort out the door. That’s what Cowboys’ fans did when Fox 5 NY reporter Rob Malcolm waltzed...

This gal might have a shot now that Jessica Simpson’s dad will make his daughter pull out of the Romo relationship. Or is it Romo that is pulling out? Oh snap. Whatever the case, Romo will be on the...

Whas Happened In Sports This Weekend NFL Playoff Roundup NFC: We’re not even going to mention the Jessica Simpson factor when it comes to the Cowboys’ loss. No way. Not at all. You going back to Cabo this weekend,...

From Tony Romo/Jessica Simpson gossip and Terrell Owens’ ankle to Eli Manning’s wobbly arm and Michael Strahan’s fantasies about Jessica Simpson, this weekend’s NFC playoff clash between the New York Giants and the Dallas Cowboys has as much juice...

It’s nice to see that even in this time of heated NFL rivalries, football players can stick up for one another, even when one of them is way hotter than the other. That’s what happened yesterday when the Giants’...

This should be a notice to all sports networks trying to infiltrate an egotistical athletes’ privacy: send boobs, boobs, and boobs. Terrell Owens wasn’t his yappy self yesterday, that is, until a blonde bombshell entered the Dallas Cowboys’ locker...

When the Dallas Cowboys meet their NFC East foe New York Giants this weekend in the NFL playoffs, the outcome will depend heavily on their experience playing twice a year and the injuries on both sides… yaddayaddayadda, we know....

Apparently the bye week for the Dallas Cowboys before the second round of NFL playoffs is sorta like Spring Break for college students: a lapse of fun before the final exams begin. Tony Romo and some teammates headed down...

T.O. is trying to smooth things over with teammate Tony Romo after comments he made that girlfriend Jessica Simpson screwed things up for the Cowboys last weekend. Bummer. Where’s vintage T.O? The one who’d spew tangents out like a...

Is Jessica Simpson the Yoko Ono of the Dallas Cowboys’ so far amazing and harmonious season? Well, as harmonious as a team can be with Terrell Owens in it. Playing Paul McCartney, T.O. decided to chime in on Simpsons’...

Yesterday was Tony Romo’s worst output of the season as his Cowboys lost to the Philly Eagles 23-7 (and he undoubtedly sunk many fantasy football teams that are in the playoffs right now). But was it Philly’s stout defense...

Can a quarterback go from back-up to “Elway-esque” over the course of one season? Apparently Dallas Cowboys head coach (and former Denver/Elway coach) Wade Phillips thinks so, giving Tony Romo that exact compliment after the anointed one lead Dallas...

We loved the description of this clip: “He is one of the nicest, most gentle giants I have ever met. The chances of this happening were the same as if Ghandi punched out a homeless person.” We’re not sure...

Whas Happened In Sports Last Night NFL: Antonio Romo took a break from shagging pop-stars and beat Green Bay’s Brett Favre/Aaron Rodgers duo 37-27. Next on the list: conquering Jessica Simpson’s pantie drawer. [Dallas Morning News] Uefa Cup: Atletico...

When the Cowboys and Packers meet tonight in Dallas, there will only be a relatively few people watching. That’s because for most of America, the game will only be carried on the NFL Network, who has decided to call...

This Thursday night, the few people who get the NFL Network will watch the biggest NFC game of the year between the Dallas Cowboys and Green Bay Packers. The teams are 10-1, leading the race for the Super Bowl...

Whas Happened In Sports On Turkey Day NFL: Cheese head nation stuffed the Detroit lions in Turkey Day matchup. Green Bay 37, Detroit Lions 26. [LATimes] College Football: Pete Carroll was reunited with his ego last night as USC...

Has the descent of Dallas Cowboys QB Tony Romo’s libido already started? He was seen hanging out with Britney Spears this past weekend. We never thought we’d say this, but we vote for Bush. [Jen’s Free Throws] The MLS’...

He might not have beaten Tom Brady a couple of weeks ago, but Cowboys quarterback Tony Romo is holding his own against Mr. All-American in one department. Antonio Ramiro (oh, didn’t you know he was half-Mexican?) was seen getting...