Whas happened in sports last night. NBA: The Lakers decided to make winning their seventh game to open the season as thrilling as possible. They blew a 23-point third-quarter lead against New Orleans, who rallied to come as close...

Now it’s time to play one of our favorite games that we’ve admittedly been breaking out a lot of lately—Where in the World is Carmen Sandiego…. David Beckham Golden Balls Edition. But unlike the past where we’ve just missed...

Uh-oh, is David Beckham trying to ditch out of something again? First he was leaving the Galaxy for AC Milan (for the offseason, but stil…). Then last week we told you about David Beckham’s contract clause that would let...

We knew that David Beckham thought he was all gangsta gangsta hanging out with Snoop all the time, but this might be even a bit much for him. While he’s over in Milan on loan from the Galaxy, the...

It looks like your David Beckham L.A. Galaxy jersey might become a throwback sometime soon. Amid his move on loan to AC Milan over the winter months, news comes that this upcoming season could be his last. Reports are...

We love David Beckham’s game… and we’re not talking about his work on the pitch. He’s learned embrace whatever audience is adoring him at that moment—whether it’s throngs of women throwing themselves at him in Japan, L.A. or Madrid,...

During last night’s banner raising in Boston, Craig Sager pulled Scot Pollard from the crowd and showed off his nice new championship ring. Much to the disgust of all America. [Brahsome]...

Halloween is right around the corner so Machochip editor Alex Ferreyra paired a list of Halloween candies with sports figures he reads about every day. Some he hopes to find in his bag of treats and some he’d egg...

As the MLS season winds down, the Los Angeles Galaxy have decided to lend out their most precious and expensive toy to AC Milan. During the January transfer window, David Beckham will be heading to the Serie A club...

Whas Happened In Sports Last Night NFL: So when Bill Belichick runs up the score on Mike Shanahan, does nobody win? Matt Casell threw for three touchdowns and Sammy Morris ran for 138 yards and a touchdown, all of...

When David Beckham got signed with the LA Galaxy for a reportedly $25 million-a-year salary, we thought he deserved it. Besides, he’d need all the extra cash just to pay for the weed habit he would eventually pick up...

Chimp Sibling Rivalry | Viral | SPIKE.com I’m glad that after all these years of evolution, our tails are gone, but the “jerk gene” didn’t get lost in the mix. We were half expecting to see another baby chimp...

You’d think the face of American soccer, David Beckham, would concentrate more on the fundamental requirement correlated with his title: soccer playing. David Beckham has set aside photo shoots of his bulge and attending movie premiers to concoct a...

We all know David Beckham’s a car freak. So when word came out that Aston Martin was coming out with the £1m One-77, a 7.0 liter V12 super car that will be in such limited production that there are...

Yes. We know. This story has been around for two weeks, but if we would have reported this earlier, then all 12 ladies that visit our site would have forgotten to set their TiVo and all hell would have...

David Beckham is the biggest soccer player in the world, so if there’s anyone that could be the focus of a musical that brings in Mamma Mia! type numbers, it’d be him. That’s why this week talks are underway...

So MLS, how you doin’? According to your most famous import, David Beckham, you’re a growth industry that can do no wrong. It’s apparently the Next! Best! Thing! Wait, what year is this? America’s been hearing this forever Becks,...

Of course there was going to be an impassioned reporter waiting at the helm of Cristiano Ronaldo’s red carpet strut yesterday, ready to ask that question we’ve all wanted answered over the last few months: “Hey Cristiano. You thinking...

The ESPY Awards, hosted by Justin Timberlake (when did this transformation happen, exactly?) took place last night, but won’t be aired nationally until Sunday. The event drew a star-studded crowd of athletes and there’s no point in telling you...

N.E.R.D and Neptunes frontman Pharrell Williams is getting sick of the ink on his body. Now that he’s getting into the chi-chi world of fashion, the super producer has decided all the body art commemorating his love of things...

David Beckham has his entrepreneurial claws everywhere these days. From Armani to Chinese condoms, you can find almost anything touting Beckham’s image (or package). Besides garnering ludicrous amounts of dough, Beckham has also acquired a raunchy stench from his...

David Beckham and the Galaxy went heads up with D.C. United yesterday and lost miserably. Only consolation for them is knowing that David Beckham’s kicks still have enough to knock the daylights out of an opposing player. New stratagem,...

David Beckham was so proud of his first Armani ads that he decided to shoot some more. There’s Baby Becks all lathered in up in what’s probably $500 oil and looking as homoerotic as ever. Beckham has a contract...

This goal is impressive because anyone with a lesser pedigree would’ve tensed up and possibly had a chance at goal. David Beckham, on the other hand, has been doing this for years. Yet, the ball didn’t dribble into the...

David Beckham had an encounter with Adrian Serioux during this weekend’s FC Dallas/Los Angeles Galaxy game. See that twinkle in David’s eyes? That’s anger. See him waving goodbye? We’re not sure what that is. It’s reported he also blew...

David Beckham and Sharpie cholasizing pens are teaming up and shooting new ads. The shoot is providing Beckham the opportunity to declare his unrestrained enthusiasm for giving autographs! He even recognizes he’s a really big hero. Modesty? No. Of...

There’s no need to expound upon the brilliance of this goal. What needs addressing is Eric Wynalda’s call on this. It’s about as anti-climactic as you can get, festering somewhere between Arena football announcing and giant rat shrieking while...

We’d don’t want to discredit the superb performances of Landon Donovan (hat-trick) and Alan Gordon (deux goals) during the LA Galaxy’s derby match against city rivals Chivas USA, but we really think the scruffy, I-say-free-instead-of-three beard of David Beckham...

David Beckham can’t confide in the number of paparazzi harassing him wherever he goes, or rest assured that the Los Angeles Galaxy will be victorious come end of season. But he can depend on Galaxy fans criticizing his Hollywood...

Isn’t that adorable? David Beckham’s youngest child is flipping off paparazzi, the world, the Los Angeles fans who hate his dad, the tabloids that call his mother a skinny little “bleep bleep” and every Los Angeles parking enforcement agent...

Reports around the not-always-true internets are binging on the news that Scientology wizard Tom Cruise and David Beckham are in cahoots to purchase a soccer team in the not so distant future. Not to suppress excitement, but should Becks...

Two Hungarian porn stars (we could go anywhere with this) concluded that David Beckham is the man they would most want to film a shag show with. Actually, Beck’s wasn’t the only one included on their dream list of...

Whas Happened In Sports Last Night MLS: A gutsy performance out in Los Angeles as David Beckham and Landon Donovan get engaged score a duo. It’s an ideal situation, but that one will be scarce. San Jose 0, Los...

David Beckham didn’t earn a victory during his 100th cap, but he gained a new 32gb iPod. Beck’s teammates decided to commemorate his centennial appearance with a $1,188 golden gift inscribed with: “For his 100th England cap.” That’s so...

Whas Happened In Sports Last Night MLS: Analysis concerning the Los Angeles Galaxy is futile at best. We’re simply going to reveal that Cobi Jones totally got out with some dignity. Los Angeles Galaxy 0, Colorado Rapid 4. [Daily...

When England national team coach Fabio Capello decided to let David Beckham join England’s World Cup qualifying squad, many assumed that after his historic 100th cap, the British icon would be sent back to the States to play sub-par...

When it comes to the value of European soccer players in the United States, one can argue that M.L.S. would have better luck ransacking and fostering players from nearby Latino neighborhoods in every major city in the United States....

Whas Happened In Sports Last Night International Friendly: The biggest hype of the day came when David Beckham won his 100th cap of his career. The moment of reality came when Frank Ribery scored a penalty, Beckham was given...

David Beckham is currently courting Fabio Capello in England where he looks to accomplish his feat of 100 caps with an English kit. Yet, it wasn’t too long ago that he met up with CNN anchor Anderson Cooper to...

David Beckham took some time off from his rigorous training schedule to salute Ronaldo basher Pele with an award at a Harlem Youth soccer charity event in New York last night. Beckham, looking rather cheerful, dismissed claims from reporters...

OMG, everyone, David Beckham has the option to buy an MLS franchise when his contract with the Galaxy ends!!!! The story comes from a 60 Minutes segment the soccer star taped that will air Sunday and, well, really shouldn’t...

David Beckham has been recalled by Fabio Capello to play in a friendly against froggies, France, which will provide him with his illusive 100th Cap that he’s been chasing like a dog. Capello said: “I always said that when...

Someone should really look into why the Chinese are so hung up on David Beckham. A Chinese business released condoms with Beckham’s face as decor on their boxes last month, but now an equally disturbing image has surfaced in...

This is Pony’s new sneaker ad affirming that they are back. Back to what exactly, we’re not too sure. But they poke fun at David Beckham’sAdidas ads and that merits acclamation from all of us. Maybe the MLS will...

When we saw these pictures of David Beckham’s former personal assistant and sexual plaything Rebecca Loos, we were shocked and awed. But it wasn’t the boobiness of them, or our girlfriend’s pleas that if she saw them up on...

Seeing as we have nothing newsworthy to report on the Los Angeles Galaxy and David Beckham (ever), here’s a story via Sports By Brooks dispelling news that David Beckham is quite the generous chap. He reportedly gave a waitress...

Is that hardware at the foot of the photo? Better question: is that Sasquatch in Shanghai? The Los Angeles Galaxy won some meaningless trophy yesterday in an exhibition match against a fused Shaghai/Hong Kong team. The depiction of a...

It seems that no matter what time zone they’re in, the LA Galaxy just seem to suck. That’s why it came as a surprise that, even with a healthy David Beckham, they were invited to participate in the inaugural...

Whas Happened In Sports Last Night? Nada College Hoops: Texas provides the only highlight of the night with a 77-50 win over A&M. [Texas Prep] English League Championship: Yes. It was this slow. There were missed penalties and late...

There’s no better place to take a watered down version of soccer than the lovely paradise that is Honolulu, Hawaii. The Pan-Pacific Soccer Championships kick off February 20 for a two-day tournament featuring David Beckham and the Los Angeles...