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WednesdaySeptember172008

David Ortiz Wants Tu Madre Y Padre To Be Citizens Of The Ju Es

We thought it was really big news when Big Papi David Ortiz became a US Citizen in June. Our own parents became citizens of the US earlier this year after a very very long stature as legal residents, and...

TuesdaySeptember022008

Big Papi David Ortiz Loves Him Some "Scarface", Loses Us At "Anaconda"

David Ortiz revealed his top 5 favorite movies with “Scarface” coming in as number one on the charts (no surprise there considering 4/5 Latinos consider it the greatest movie of all time)* and “Anaconda”, the suspense thriller with J-Lo...

WednesdayJune112008

Poll: Who Will David Ortiz Vote For In This Year's Presidential Election?

Boston Red Sox slugger David Ortiz became a United States citizen today and it’s now his civic duty to vote in the 2008 election. Yet, we learned from his wife that he’s hardly lent a minute to thinking about...

WednesdayJune112008

Big Papi David Ortiz Becomes A US Citizen

U.S. citizenship is fantastic, isn’t it? As citizens, we’re allowed rights such as freedom of speech, going bankrupt without serious repercussions and Las Vegas. And now, Boston Red Sox slugger David Ortiz—a Dominican-born player—will officially be scorned across the...

TuesdayMay272008

New York Yankees Upset David Ortiz Will Mimic Babe Ruth, Doesn't Mind That He's As Chubby As Babe Ruth

The New York Yankees are hosting this year’s MLB All-Star Game and they don’t seem to mind that David Ortiz will be participating the game. They also don’t mind that people are tossing around comparisons between the Sultan of...

ThursdayApril242008

David Ortiz "Curse" Jersey Rakes In $175,000

For once, the Yankees/Red Sox rivalry stimulated some really good news. David Ortiz’s notorious “curse” jersey we reported on last week has motivated an anonymous do-gooder to bid $175,000, resulting in a hefty donation for cancer charity, The Jimmy...

FridayApril182008

'Curse' David Ortiz Jersey Bringing Bank To Cancer Survivors

eBay—it’s not just for unloading your Go-Bots collection anymore! It’s now the go-to place for on-the-fly charity auctioneering, as best exemplified by the Jimmy Fund’s high-end sale of the David Ortiz jersey the Yankees spent $50,000 to dig up...

WednesdayMarch052008

David Ortiz Rides In A Sidecar, Is Totally Somebody's Biatch

Apparently David Ortiz never saw “Garden State” and a lovely Natalie Portman sternly exclaiming that anyone who rides in a sidecar of a motorbike (old school) is officially a bitch. Hey, Big Papi! Those are her words, not ours,...

WednesdayJanuary232008

CO-ED Mag Releases America's Top 20 Drunkest Athletes List That Excludes Oscar De La Hoya's Mesh. Pity.

We like lists because there’s hardly any logic involved and their validity is completely subjective. Yeah, they are totally great. And CO-ED magazine just released a compilation of the top 20 drunkest athletes which included “Big Papi” David Ortiz...

WednesdayDecember262007

Heads Up: Forget Mayweather Jr., This NFL Ref Needs To Be In MMA

Green Bay Packer Nick Barnett got his ass taken down by ref Jim Quirk. This guy could be the next Chuck Lidell… or LAPD recruit. [YouTube] Big Papi Ortiz says his BFF Johan Santana is definitely not going to...

WednesdayNovember072007

Heads Up: We'd Rather Have A Four Hour Erection Than Experience Five Hours Of Chili Pepper Hotness

We love chili peppers. Sure, they don’t love us the next morning, but we’re the jerk that asks for extra jalapeños on the nachos because those wimpy out-of-the-can bits only work when counted in pounds. That said, “five or...

FridayOctober192007

Big Papi Ortiz Will Never Be Confused With B.I.G. Poppa

The video above shows what potential damages lay ahead if Major League players like David Ortiz are allowed to lay down their flows. The Red Sox slugger got together with Reggaeton artist Maclaen to record this song, which is...

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