Whas happened in sports last night. NFL: Oh boy, the Jets would’ve been eaten alive by… well, everyone even slightly affiliated or covering the team after New York gave up a literal last second touchdown to the Patriots to...

To be honest, we kind of missed Terry Tate, the genius advertising creation of Reebok. And what a better time to bring him back than in this hard-hitting ‘08 Presidential election. And who better to introduce him to than...

At some point, someone much wiser that us is going to strap a microphone tp Ozzie Guillen’s body so the world can know what’s coming out of his mouth 24/7. It can’t be any worse than Barry Bonds’ reality...

Major League Baseball’s Opening Day is rapidly approaching and Derek Jeter should wake up from his drunken slumber. The New York Yankees shortstop is seen here, well, doing nothing but drooling out the excess alcohol he probably drank in...

Derek Jeter may be a ladies man in New York City, but some virgins researchers at the University of Pennsylvania took three years worth of statistical data to determine Jeter the worst shortshop in baseball. Federal grants are awesome...

We’re perturbed that some of the named Mitchell Report players aren’t coughing their guilt up—ahem, Clemens; but when teammates start to arrive in droves with loyalty, we cringe. Why, for once, can’t a teammate say, “Yeah that shmuck was...

When Jens Lehmann gave Germans the finger, we remembered this gem from Deutschland’s national coach Joachim Löw. Man, someone give him a bratwurst or something. Or at least some speed stick. [The Beautiful Game] Nine cities are interested in...

While Barry Bonds burns in federal indictment hell, Yankees shortstop Derek Jeter is even more screwed for pissing off the IRS. According to the Revenue Service, Jeter lied about being a resident of Florida, which has no state tax,...

A player must really be on the fence if he’s willing to walk away from $16 million. That’s the scenario facing Yankees pitcher Andy Pettitte, who declined an option that would’ve paid him that amount. His agent claims the...