While some of our fantasy teams have been enjoying the Tigers’ Carlos Guillen’s fine season, he’s actually having a tough go of late. That’s because according to his coach, Jim Leyland, the third baseman has been dealing with hemorrhoids...

The Detroit Tigers confirmed this morning that they are going to ride the belly of Miguel Cabrera. They’ve offered him an eight-year, $152 million dollar contract, making Cabrera the richest fat dude outside of Texas. Pending a physical, Cabrera’s...

Well, some people may think that a film about grown men injecting testosterone into their asses may fall into the soft porn category. It’s not us, but, you know, if you’re into that sort of thing then you may...

We posted earlier that Miguel Cabrera is about to trade a cold-blooded spearfish logo for a something in between “Tony The Tiger” and a six year old’s drawing of a tiger. The Detroit Tigers are moments away from landing...

Hey, remember the fat dude, a.k.a. Miguel Cabrera, we were talking about earlier today? MLB.com is reporting he’s about to be swapped by the Florida Marlins to the Detroit Tigers for six players. They threw in pitcher Dontrelle Willis...