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ThursdayJuly312008

Alex Rodriguez Has Two Words For Cynthia Rodriguez: Pre-Nup.

Everyone has been speculating as to how much dough Cynthia Rodriguez stands to gain from her inevitable divorce from Alex Rodriguez. Considering he’s the richest baseball player in the history of the league, Cynthia is sure to be receiving...

MondayJuly072008

A-Rod Brainwashed By Madonna, To Follow Kaballah And Listen To Her New Stuff

Man, Alex Rodriguez’s friends are a chatty bunch. If they’re not calling him too dumb to take steriods, they’re calling him too dumb to keep from falling for Madonna’s wily Kabbalah ways. That’s what his ex-trainer and ex-friend Dodd...

TuesdayMay132008

Rumor Mill: Tony Romo And Jessica Simpson Split, Dallas Rejoices.

Dallas Cowboys’ fans should rejoice if the rumors are true that Tony Romo and Jessica Simpson are officially over. We’re ecstatic because this means Tony Romo’s grandparents may weigh in on the matter and another serenade would be grand....

MondayJanuary142008

Roman Abramovich's Ex-Wife Will 'Settle' for $2 Billion, May Exact Revenge By Buying Arsenal

Roman Abramovich, the Russian oil Tycoon who owns EPL’s Chelsea and like a trillion oil wells, has decided that he’s going to divorce his wife of 17 years, Irina Abramovich. Of course this has to do with him seeing...

MondayNovember122007

Michael Jordan's Wife Thanks You For Every Pair Of Jordans You've Bought

Basketball legend Michael Jordan’s divorce is going to be the costliest in history (behind Neil Diamond’s—who knew?). The former Bulls’ bill is going to be $168 million. The cost would’ve been $40 million lower, but the ultra-competitive Jordan didn’t...

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