Whas Happened In Sports Last Night NFL: If you’re wondering why the Patriots only scored two touchdowns over a woeful KC defense, you must’ve been sleeping off a major hangover Sunday and missed the first weekend of the NFL...

Hey, remember Nomar Garciaparra? About six foot tall, 190 pounds, batting average somewhere north of .300. Well, it turns out he still plays baseball for the Dodgers. Surprising stuff you find out when you read the newspapers, especially the...

French-Moroccan Canadian born actress Emmanuelle Chriqui threw out the first pitch at the Dodger game yesterday. We first thought she was Latina because every French-Moroccan we’ve ever meet looks Latina. She’s a lovely gal and with a name like...

We scoffed when the Dodgers decided to introduce sushi to the stadium’s delicacies; and we went cuckoo when prices for parking went up to $15 per vehicle. Now the McCourt’s are revising the blueprints of Chavez Ravine by adding...

Because we can’t get enough of bulls taking back the night, we love this clip of a matador getting the ragdoll treatment in the nuts. [iFilm] The Kansas City Royals are going to sign pitcher Bartolo Colon. We don’t...

CBS announcer Steve Beuerlein got caught calling USC football players a bunch of thugs coming back from commercial. Well, it’s a lot better than what they were calling them after that whole OJ mess. [Awful Announcing] Get out the...

Oscar De La Hoya wants to return home for his next fight. The East L.A. native wants to stage his next fight in May at Dodger Stadium against Brit Ricky Hatton. Here’s a history note: the last fight Chavez...

By immediately hiring Joe Torre, the Dodgers violated the rule where minority candidates have to be interviewed for managerial openings. They were saved because the owner’s wife is a VP to the team. Um, what? [Signal To Noise] You...

A move speculated for days has come to be. Joe Torre, formerly of the New York Yankees, was officially named the new coach of the Los Angeles Dodgers. The deal is reportedly worth $4 million per year over three...

Has the descent of Dallas Cowboys QB Tony Romo’s libido already started? He was seen hanging out with Britney Spears this past weekend. We never thought we’d say this, but we vote for Bush. [Jen’s Free Throws] The MLS’...

We don’t know what’s more captivating about this video: the kick to the head or the completely strange choice of music. [YouTube, via The Beautiful Game] Did you know Tottenham Spurs coach Martin Jol has brothers named Cock and...