Hey kids! What’s the best way to get your band noticed across the world? How about an online contest sponsored by a mediocre energy drink with a controversial name that no one you know has ever tried? You’re in...

Former New York Knicks executive/head coach Isiah Thomas’ convoluted explanation of the police call to his home last week (It was my daughter! It wasn’t me! Mind your business!) continues to fall apart. First, the police chief of Thomas’...

Reports coming out of New York are conflicting, but someone was taking sleeping pills at former Knicks head coach Isiah Thomas’ house in Purchase, New York and overdosed. Uh oh! We kid because apparently no one died, but the...

With the news that former Broncos running back Travis Henry has been revealed to be the major cog in a rather significant cocaine ring (allegedly, of course), we had to sit back and ask ourselves: just how common are...

When Dr. Ron Evans introduced a breakthrough in weight loss last week, America jumped up for joy. Well, they would’ve if they didn’t have weak joints from holding up so much weight. Evans introduced a pill that recreates the...

How some guys survive snorting more than five grams of cocaine a day, or manage to drink two bottles of whiskey every 24 hours without keeling over dead is a miraculous. So, when we heard about Santino Quaranta’s drug...

There’s nothing like buying some hydroponic weed grown in the basement of some hipsters home in Nashville, TN. Not that we’d know. We’ve never been to Tennessee. But reports are leaking out the internets in Nashville that Titans’ players...

We won’t meddle with superfluous rants concerning Diego Maradona. Everyone knows that he’s not regarded as the greatest soccer player of all time because of his cocaine addiction; the fact he turned into the Good Year blimp a few...

We love baseball, but if you’ve ever watched say… a Royals-Devil Rays game for fantasy or wagering purposes, you should seek help. But also, you may have noticed that America’s former pastime occasionally tends to lag. That’s why it...

In a press conference for what is proving to be the most fun boxing’s seen since Oscar put heels on, Ricky Hatton and Floyd Mayweather started throwing verbal jabs at each other. Sure, it’s par for the course, but...