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ThursdaySeptember182008

NY Mets' Fans Know How To Have A Good Time

The NY Mets are sliding on a slippery slope at the moment, but after winning last night, they’re now only .5 games back from a Philly team who has taken six in a row. And even though people are...

WednesdaySeptember172008

Singing, Drinking And Climbing Don't Mix

Some people can’t rub their belly and their head at the same time. Others can’t eat a hamburger and throw a frisbie at the same time. We can’t juggle. At all. But this West Brom fan in England can’t...

MondaySeptember082008

Tabasco Brand Tequila To Melt Your Face, Tequila-Loving Soul

It’s never too early to start drinking start writing about booze on the site, is it? Heaven Hill Distilleries announced a new “Tequila” this week that makes us cringe the same way cheladas in a can agitate our bellies...

WednesdaySeptember032008

Ivan Ukhov Is A Drunk Russian High-Jumper

We had no idea Russians mixed anything with their vodka. We always imagined them swigging from the bottle, or if you prefer a more civilized approach, pouring shot after endless shot and sipping the crystal clear liquor until the...

FridayJuly112008

Heads Up: Baby Survives First Beer-Shower With Dad. Kee-Uuuute.

The Milwaukee Brewers’ Core Hart was voted into the 2008 All-Star Game by fans and his teammates decided a beer shower was the most appropriate way to celebrate. 9/10 times it is. But there’s that one time, when the...

ThursdayJuly102008

Oh Look. There's A Drunk Soccer Referee In Belarus.

We’ve succumb to a drunken stupor on the job before (not this one, of course) and it’s never fun. Have you ever tried explaining to someone that the “Soul Assassins” album from 1997 is no longer available in print...

WednesdayJune042008

Salzburg, Austria Is Hoping For A Lot Of Red Cards During Euro 2008

Fans in Salzburg, Austria are getting ready for Euro 2008 by putting little soccer balls in their store windows, dressing up in traditional Alpine garb and, of course, one little bar is saluting locals favorite pastime (drinking) by giving...

ThursdayMay292008

Crazy Drunk British Guy Attempts To Swim Across Venice Shipping Lanes, Fails Miserably

We don’t talk about swimming much. And when we usually do, the topic has nothing to do with Olympic coverage, swim meets or professional athletes. Cue drunken British guy on holiday who tried to swim across Venice’s (Italy, brah)...

WednesdayMay072008

Heads Up: Minor-League Games Are Full Of Drunken Babies.

Drunk babies are scary because they vomit everywhere and continue to smile; they grip your fingers with their curiously small hands and never let go; and they’re usually appropriating your girlfriend’s attention because they happen to be “cute” when...

MondayApril142008

Carmelo Anthony Gets DUI, Steers Team In The Right Direction

Carmelo Anthony took a long hard look at the playoff picture for the Denver Nuggets after last night’s victory against Houston—a result that left them one win away from the playoffs—and was sent into a celebratory frenzy. The result...

WednesdayApril092008

Hump Day Hilarity: Training Wheels Come In Handy When You're Wasted.

The consequences related to drinking at a bar that’s miles away from home consist of finding your way and finding the energy and stability to get there. Unfortunately for this poor lad, he neither confided in planning ahead, nor...

WednesdayJanuary232008

CO-ED Mag Releases America's Top 20 Drunkest Athletes List That Excludes Oscar De La Hoya's Mesh. Pity.

We like lists because there’s hardly any logic involved and their validity is completely subjective. Yeah, they are totally great. And CO-ED magazine just released a compilation of the top 20 drunkest athletes which included “Big Papi” David Ortiz...

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