It must be tough to start in the big leagues amidst the swagger of veterans. You’re constantly being told what to do, how to act, that you’ll learn, all the while trying to keep your job and minimum salary...

See more funny videos at Funny or Die It’s the end of the day and we need a good laugh. So what’s better than watching a Russian dude in his skibbies dive into a lake…that happens to be frozen…and with...

Unlike other athletes in the world, elite soccer players really do care what others think about their moves and decisions. Because any bad press could effect their future WAG search, or endorsement deals or reputation as a “Rico Suave.”...

Tatum Bell found he’s going to be replaced permanently by free-agent Rudi Johnson when the 2008/2009 seasons starts. Rather than take the news in stride, with a protruding chest and embracing integrity, Bell did something else. He took off...

We had no idea Russians mixed anything with their vodka. We always imagined them swigging from the bottle, or if you prefer a more civilized approach, pouring shot after endless shot and sipping the crystal clear liquor until the...

Manizales, Colombia may not sound like a capital of karate, but the Pan-American karate champion Cristian Garces happens to live there, along with her instructors and fellow karate-peeps. So when a burglar decided to invade her house while every...

Grapes are usually harmless unless they get stuck in your throat or they’re fermented and gulped in excessive amounts. Never in our barbarous dreams could we imagine someone getting the shock of their life via grabbing a bundle of...

Sebastian Mendez wasn’t about to let Colombian soccer player Falcao Garcia get away without inducing some severe kidney damage. Though Garcia surfaced unfazed from this spearkick to the back, you’d have to imagine that he was pissing blood for...

News reports about gorings in Spain must be like high-speed chase reports in Los Angeles: constant and dramatic. And whether you’re an advocate for the artform (sport? dance? slaughtering?) or not, the one thing people can agree on is...

Tiago Mendes loves his Italian Serie A club so much that he’ll do anything to display his affection for his team. But some days his boss just really pisses him off. When Mendes keeps refusing transfers, then his boss...

We were reprimanded by our teachers for speaking Spanish in class when we were in the third grade. It was a confusing experience because we were under the impression that everyone could understand us in whatever language. We dished...

To start, why has it taken four days for media networks to identify the little league responsible for banning 9-year-old pitcher Jericho Scott from taking the mound as a Latino little league? Is it an aside? Good thing Machochip’s...

The LPGA has gone completely totalitarian in it’s pursuit to get everyone on the circuit to embrace the fine compositions of the English-language. Did somebody allow a Minutemen member to take the podium during a press-conference in Korea this...

The Olympic closing ceremonies were a symbolic gesture of good faith between the Chinese people and everyone who woke up really early and stayed up really late to watch competitions. And it was an event worthy enough to merit...

http://view.break.com/559318 - Watch more free videos First there was the kite-surfer who decided it was a great idea to indulge in some tropical storm riding until he was smashed into a building by a tropical storm induced water spout. Now,...

What drives a skateboarder to douse a rock, his pants and his skateboard with gasoline? Drugs. It seriously has to be drugs. And what makes friends giggle and chuckle while their friend is raging with a pant fireball? The...

If there’s one thing London organizers should take from the Beijing Olympics, besides the cunning and ruthlessness involved, and necessary, to con the gymnastics’ world with 14 year old athletes, it’s to be forthright about production. For example, relinquish...

Taekwondo matches during the Olympics are a flipping mystery to us. Unlike boxing, Taekwondo is scored the way you score a beauty pageant: by absolutely no damn formula whatsoever. Also, the sport is odd. Can these guys even fight?...

Because those things had a maximum $3000 limit with an interest rate of “pay until you die” and it’s the only logical reason why absolutely none of his credit cards worked during a dinner the other night. Doesn’t this...

We’ve always been mesmerized by the grace of Capoeiristas and their art form. We’re oblivious to proper terminology, but the thing we enjoy most about the art is the music and the acrobatics. It’s really a sight to see...

Tyson Gay, straggling sprinter in the 2008 games, won’t be the most popular runner in the United States after he accidentally dropped the baton during this morning’s 4X100 meter relay....

Brazilian goalie Clemer goofed yesterday during Vasco V Internacional when he misjudged the bounce of a ball that was traveling no more than 2mph and kicked it into his own net. Saude! [The Spoiler] Some bloggers are completely perplexed...

The last time we encountered Daisy De La Hoya (Oscar De La Hoya’s lovely niece), she was telling us we were number one with her middle finger while teasing us with a bottle of Jack Daniels and seven lines...

Have you ever wanted a little green man to guide you threw your wedding vows? No? Then you’re quite normal by most standards. But one Portland, OR couple decided a wedding with the iconic theme would not only exemplify...

There’s never been a successful front flip executed on a dirt bike during the X Games and Jim Dechamp isn’t the first one to land it successfully. He launched from the ramp with visions of glory, but wound up...

Jose María Manzanares may have evaded serious injury throughout his career as a well-known matador, but he couldn’t evade the roaring lash of the judicial system. After pummeling a gas station owner last year and giving the guy stitches,...

It wasn’t too long ago that the world’s greatest soccer player was cautioning England striker Wayne Rooney to chill out and get back on track. Of course, Rooney took that in stride and decided to spit on a paparazzi...

Lawsuits are now an American pastime, but the most zealous sports fanatic in the US wouldn’t dare to wage a legislative war against the owner of a major sports franchise. Yet, who would have the audacity to do such...

It must be a hard life going from Major League Baseball reliever to Fresno farm league grunt. Former Seattle reliever and current San Francisco Giants’ farm league pitcher Julio Mateo was arrested this week after he was caught giving...

Foul balls are dangerous. Especially since they’re always attacking you with the relentlessness of locusts. Fuck, just leave us alone, foul balls! No, that’s not the correct reaction any of us should take, capiche? You go to the ballpark...

Adidas has released a cross-promotional ad campaign overseas with their mobile pals Au and there seems to be something distinctly haunting about their new graphic. Do you see it? There. Look. It’s smacking you right in the face like...

Manchester City were supposedly in the running for Ronaldinho’s services, but were beaten to the punch by AC Milan. Now, the team is searching for other ways either than acquiring talent to instill a winning attitude throughout their club....

The bulls are really stepping it with the goring. One Spaniard was gored in the thigh and an American was knocked unconscious by fighting bulls that weighed 1,500 pounds. Five more people were injured, which brings the tally to...

Certified belligerent and renegade psycho Joey Barton is still in prison and awaiting early release after being sentenced to six months for basically beating the snot out of anyone who looks at him the wrong way. Video released a...

Formula One champ Kimi Räikkönen wasn’t too pleased when some cameraman stepped all over his gear prior to a race this weekend in Britain. We’d do the same if the guy was trying to get us with a helmet...

If there’s a question that’s been nagging us for years, it’s the question of whether we were an accident you could dive into a kiddie pool from 35 feet. Um, Professor Splash says yes. [With Leather] So they’ve got...

Manny Ramirez has looted Shawn Chacon’s playbook of crazy. In the most recent episode of “Manny being Manny,” Ramirez wasn’t being the silly cuddly bear that we’re all accustomed to. Instead, Manny allows evil spirits known as “a Latino...

This may chip away at our machista factor, but we’ve never ridden a motorcycle. The allure of streaming down a highway, blinded by an enormous skull-savior, with bugs crashing into our heads has never been appealing. The death from...

Workers at the Eagle Trace Golf Course cited “mistiming” as the reason why strippers for Shotgun Willie’s Charity Golf Tournament rolled up in limos while children from the Gold Crown Junior Golf Association—a golf club comprised of 7-12 year...

http://view.break.com/525981 - Watch more free videos It’s a pain when your board snaps in half while you’re trying to ollie off a five foot jump. It’s even worse when broken skateboard launches it’s severed appendage towards your jugular and connects....

Not to get all afternoon special on you, but we found a pretty disturbing video that should be shown to any person who wants to drag race, drive drunk or get a blowgeanie while driving (seriously, you’ll enjoy it...

Peru suffered a humiliating loss against Uruguay earlier this week, in a game that witnessed Uruguayan international Diego Forlan score a hat-trick, which left Peru second to last in their group with only three points from six games. Pathetic....

Wouldn’t you be scared of faceplanting into your handlebars while water simultaneously surges up your nostrils? This extreme douchebag probably felt good after, but can you hear the applause from onlookers? Neither can we. They’re disappointed he didn’t overshoot...

With so many countries in the world, it must be difficult for soccer organizers to get their nations right. The Czechs had a difficult time distinguishing Latvia and Lithuania a few weeks back and we can’t forget about “My...

This throw isn’t the hardest, but those dunk tank balls are usually hard at the core like a softball. Hence, it’ll probably crack your nose at a meager 25mph. Why this girl was standing directly behind the line of...

Oakland Raiders’ wide receiver Javon Walker was left bloodied and unconscious early yesterday morning on the Las Vegas strip after partying until the wee hours at that hoe-down of a joint known as the douchebag club Hard Rock Cafe....

Even in the most dire of situations, i.e. riots, war, Britney Spears outings, you’re not supposed to harm or attempt to harm the press. (Paparazzi excluded) Unless you work in Russia, you’re relatively safe to report or say whatever...

Watch the video. Grimace. Chortle. And tell us all about it. This one’s totally for commenter pocho_guey_al_norte. [With Leather] Marca reports that Spain’s Iker Casillas may be effected directly by a Spanish transit strike because he didn’t pack enough...

We’re fortunate to work wherever we please: cafes, living room and Bryant Park on a sunny day usually rock it. Thankfully, we never have to deal with douchebags of this kind. Though, the baristas in Soho are morons and...

Looking through Craigslist ads for housekeeping is the next best thing to looking for cocaine under a Sheriff’s ass. One Tampa Bay 50 year old decided a housekeeper’s what he needed since his wife went out of town to...