Starting Lineup figurines were always cool, but they always felt just a bit too prim and proper for the real sports fan. Sure, it was a great rendering of Lenny Dykstra that we had, but the attention to detail...

We reported last week that Eli Manning was tying the knot with his longtime girlfriend Abby McGrew all over his face in Cabo San Lucas, Mexico and, as we suspected, an overpaid spy from the New York Daily News,...

We’re only reporting on this because the Super Bowl champ getting married is a highly anticipated event…and there’s sure to be a lot of chupito chugging and tequila gargling madness so we need to keep tabs on this. Plus,...

Eli Manning proved us all wrong when he steered the New York Giants 83 yards in 2 minutes to beat the New England Patriots in the Super Bowl. We gave him his thumbs up, his MVP award and someone...

Of course we knew it was today. We live right down the street from that guy who was killed by the masseuse a few weeks back, so we caught a glimpse of the crazies roaming the streets, making their...

Open caption for your creative pleasure. David Tyree bows down to Eli Manning. Image [McNamee/Getty]...

In the most stunning of stunning fashions, the New York Giants defeated the New England Patriots 17-14, and our Super Bowl XLII champs! First thing is first, “Spygate” is completely invalid now so lets just shut up about it....

Hey, at least they weren’t beer bottles, flares, or those £1 British coins. Those are heavy—and they hurt like hell when you chuck them from the stands. [YouTube] The New York Times has taken the time to evaluate—and consequentally...

Why do we feel if there were a rumble between the EPL SuperFans and MLS SuperFans, there’d be a lot of Yanks on the ground writhing in pain? [AOL Fanhouse] Real Madrid say they now have no interest in...

We wouldn’t put it past the people of West Virgina to blame Rich Rodriguez for high car prices, too. [YouTube] Hank Steinbrenner talks himself out of not doing business with the Twins for Johan Santana. And if you followed...