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TuesdaySeptember092008

Ana Ivanovic Takes Great Looks To "Got Milk" Campaign

Ana Ivanovic didn’t last long at the US Open, but she continues to thrive outside of the courts. Her latest endorsement comes by way of the “Got Milk” ads that make us laugh. Every. Single. Time. We see them....

TuesdaySeptember022008

Which Olympians Want To Endorse Ortega Tacos?

Anything that looks like a Taco Bell taco and has the crunch of a Tostitos shell is bad in our book when it comes to tacos. But a few Olympians aren’t going to shy away from any sort of...

WednesdayAugust202008

Kellogg's Shows Michael Phelps The Money, Health Freaks Pissed

A Wheaties sponsorship is standard after an Olympic champion wants to rake in the endorsement dough. It’s like Disneyland and every Super Bowl champion MVP: the two are traditionally destined for each other. But when you’re as big as...

WednesdayJuly022008

David Beckham's Breath Smells Like Albacore, Maybe Mahi Mahi

David Beckham has his entrepreneurial claws everywhere these days. From Armani to Chinese condoms, you can find almost anything touting Beckham’s image (or package). Besides garnering ludicrous amounts of dough, Beckham has also acquired a raunchy stench from his...

TuesdayJuly012008

Dwayne Wade Is A Chinese Sex Item's New Victim

David Beckham is no longer the singular face for Chinese sex products. The Miami Heat’s Dwayne Wade, long overdue to cut off his ties with T-Mobile (because, unlike you, we’re amused less and less by those stupid commercials) has...

FridayJune272008

Cristiano Ronaldo Marks More Territory With Icelandic Soccerade Drink

Hey, it’s Friday. We’re blogging from a cafe on a street overrun by foliage glistening in the sun. We just found this picture of Cristiano Ronaldo photoshopped alongside a bottle of Icelandic Soccerade and it made us laugh. Apparently...

FridayFebruary012008

Hulk Hogan Thinks Barack Obama Is A Real American And Fights For What's Riiiiight

We’re not much into politics around here. The last un-apathetic thing we did was go to a pro-pot rally, and that was only because a girl we wanted to get with was there. Apparently that’s what sets us apart...

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