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ThursdaySeptember112008

Full Details of Pro Evolution Soccer 2009 Revealed: Champions League License, Messi On The Cover

Anyone who tells you FIFA is the best soccer (fútbol) game out there doesn’t know a damn thing about the sport. Yeah, having all the logos and pixel-perfect kits is nice and all, but when the game plays like...

TuesdayDecember112007

A Recipe For Success: England Officials Look To Make Non-English Speaking Fabio Capello Coach.

It didn’t take long for another foreign coach to be linked to a possible FA move. We won’t bludgeon you with the irony of that, but good lawd are they serious? Former Real Madrid head coach Fabio Capello has...

ThursdayNovember152007

England Soccer Should Forget The Paranoia And Just Lose Their Qualifying Match This Weekend

That’s what ex-English national team defender Paul Parker thinks. England’s paranoiathon is reaching it’s boiling point with more than a few coaches and players simultaneously pointing their fingers at foreigners as the cause for recent misery. That’s rich. England...

WednesdayNovember142007

Non-Foreign English Soccer Player Wants Foreign Limit In England Because Non-Foreign English Coaches Say So

Paranoia is running rampant in England. If the Brits don’t qualify for Euro 2008, then all foreign soccer players in the Premier League should prepare for scrutiny so malicious it will make George Orwell say, “damn.” Liverpool captain and...

WednesdayNovember142007

British PM Gordon Brown's Real Axis Of Evil: Iran, Iraq and Arsenal

We would have loved to have seen yesterday’s agenda for British Prime Minister Gordon Brown: 9 AM: Devise plan for making the English Premier League more English. Later: Try to figure out that Iraqi thing if there’s time. Yes,...

TuesdayNovember132007

Reading Coach Thinks Foreigners Bad, Sir Alex Ferguson Good

It’s no secret that England’s national team has been taking a beating over the last few years. They are currently on the fringe of not qualifying for next year’s Euro 2008 tournament and Reading head coach Steve Coppell thinks...

FridayNovember092007

The Gimp, a.k.a. David Beckham, Recalled To England Squad

It’s no mistake that English national team head coach Steve Mclaren is off his rocker, his high horse, or whatever else he can be thrown from. Mclaren has recalled David Beckham to his squad of 26 for England’s Euro...

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