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WednesdayJanuary022008

Nery Castillo Should Have Paid An Extra Twenty Quid To Get His Paperwork Done

We’ve been waiting very, very patiently for Mexican striker Nery Castillo’s debut in the EPL. Actually we haven’t been that patient. Did coach Sven forget to include his name on the roster list? Maybe he spelled his name wrong....

WednesdayDecember192007

'Member? Arsenal VIctorious In 8,527th Tournament Match Of The English Season

Whas Happened In Sports Last Night Carling Cup: English clubs usually don’t complain about playing through Christmas if they’re winning. Arsenal 2, Blackburn 1. [Telegraph UK] NBA: Phil’s reverse phsycology seems to be working. Oh, the guys didn’t read...

WednesdayNovember142007

British PM Gordon Brown's Real Axis Of Evil: Iran, Iraq and Arsenal

We would have loved to have seen yesterday’s agenda for British Prime Minister Gordon Brown: 9 AM: Devise plan for making the English Premier League more English. Later: Try to figure out that Iraqi thing if there’s time. Yes,...

TuesdayNovember132007

Reading Coach Thinks Foreigners Bad, Sir Alex Ferguson Good

It’s no secret that England’s national team has been taking a beating over the last few years. They are currently on the fringe of not qualifying for next year’s Euro 2008 tournament and Reading head coach Steve Coppell thinks...

TuesdayNovember132007

'Member? Just Sit Back And Enjoy The Ride

Whas Happened In Sports Last Night England Premiership: Arsenal share first place with Manchester United after 3-1 win over Reading. Arsene Wenger/Sir Alex Ferguson round 4: Fight! [CNN] NFL: Monday Night snoresville in Washington as the Seattle Seahawks blank...

MondayNovember122007

Fulham Owner Mohamed Al Fayed Has A Simple Recommendation

England Premiership team Fulham are stuck in the bottom half of the standings, but if they can muster up some wins in the next few weeks, then owner Mohamed Al Fayed will give coach Lawrie Sanchez one milllllllion dollars....

MondayNovember122007

Fergie Eats Words, Declares Current Manchester United Team "Best Ever"

It was only a few days ago that Sir Alex Ferguson, a.k.a Fergie, was belittling his own league for allowing too many foreign players to thrive in England. He’s hardly the type of bloke who would retract a statement....

ThursdayNovember082007

Guillermo Ochoa Wants To Change His Aguila Yellow To Red Devil...Um...Red.

Nobody from Europe calling you out? No worries. Just tell reporters that you’ve had meetings with a big European club and bam, magic. That’s what Club America’s goalie Guillermo Ochoa is doing. The 22 year-old club and Mexican national...

ThursdayNovember082007

Cristiano Ronaldo Threatens To Push His Body Fat From 3% to 3.6%

When you think “fat athlete” and “Ronaldo,” Cristiano isn’t the first one that comes to mind. But it turns out the soccer superstar is being warned by his team’s doctors that he needs to cut down on what the...

WednesdayNovember072007

Arsenal FC Coach Arsene Wenger Takes Lip From No One

Sir Alex Ferguson (head coach of Manchester United) proclaimed yesterday that England’s Premiership clubs should sign more English players. He also specified that if the idea were ever enacted by FIFA, the biggest whiner would likely be Arsenal head...

TuesdayNovember062007

Finally, League Officals Who Can Enjoy A Goal-Scoring Pant Drop

It’s nice to see not every sport’s governing body has a stick up their collective butt. England’s Football Association—the organization that oversees all soccer in the U.K.—has decided not to fine English Premier League player Stephen Ireland for dropping...

FridayNovember022007

U.K. Sports Minister Mad That Men In Soccer Shorts Make More Than Him

In an announcement that sent shivers through English Premier League locker rooms, U.K. Sports Minister Gerry Sutcliffe said soccer players are making too much money, and that regular fans are getting shut out. Upset at the notion, many EPL...

FridayNovember022007

Soccer Players In England Demand Some R&R

Soccer seasons never seem to end. It’s the reason we love the sport so much. But it looks like England wants to take that away from us. Bloody bastards! A survey was recently taken by players union reps about...

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