Should Tony Parker be worrying about now? The Spurs star isn’t the only athlete in his wife, Eva Longoria-Parker’s, radar. Evan Longoria, the former Long Beach State star and current Tampa Bay Rays super-rookie, has started a correspondence with...

The San Antonio Spurs suffered a 22 point loss at the hands of the New Orleans Hornets last night due to whatever it is that makes you lose by that much. We didn’t watch the game at all, but...

Eva Longoria is surprisingly easier to bare when she’s, well, baring most of her skin and Tony Parker is nowhere to be seen. Eva launched her Bebe Sport Summer 2008 campaign and we’re patiently waiting for our catalog to...

Pipedream Products (NSFW), not to be confused with Wetdream Tools, released an Eva Longoria blow up doll in their collection of celebrity blow up dolls. We bet they’re going to make a butt load of money out of this...

You would think that nothing could have a lamer payoff than the alleged tryst Tony Parker had with a French model last year that ended with a whimper softer than the alleged bang that never took place. Well, you’d...

Luis Aragones isn’t in the mood to talk about why Real Madrid’s Raul isn’t on his international roster. The word “Cobarde” that you keep hearing means coward and, well, sports just make us so happy. [YouTube] Manchester United fans...

Either Tony Parker is considering retirement soon, or he’s really sick of using condoms because the San Antonio Spurs MVP point guard has revealed that his looks good with makeup, but not so good without wife should look into...

Having an ankle injury gives you plenty of time to devise a master plan to get those biatches back that called you a cheater. Tony Parker is suing photo-bandits X17 for reporting that he’d rendezvoused in the sack with...

The unholy union of Eva Longoria and Tony Parker seems to be on its last legs. That’s because a new set has entered Tony’s life-the set belonging to model Alexandra Paressant. According to the X17 web site (the same...

A reader sent us this list of reasons Latinos should root for the San Antonio Spurs to repeat as NBA Champs from Ken Burns Hates Mexicans (heh). While we don’t feel that Tony Parker’s marriage to Eva Longoria should...