Puta madre, it’s like we’re going to start a whole section on this site just for Spanish racists. This time, they’re targeting F1 superstar Lewis Hamilton (again), but have upped the ante. They’ve moved their 13th-century ideals to the...

If there’s ever a time you hope the mechanic isn’t smoking a cigarette near the pit stop, it would have been this weekend when Formula One Racing decided to have their first nighttime race. Ferrari driver Felipe Massa’s overwhelming...

One of the questions we throw around here at the Machochip headquarters is why professional athletes sometimes cast themselves as the underdog to gain a competitive advantage (also: why does Hot Pockets cheese burn more than regular cheese?). Take...

A-Rod’s not greedy, he’s just trying to feed his family… really expensive food. [YouTube, via Deadspin] The Denver Broncos running back Travis Henry was backed by his team against drug allegations—after he passed the drug and lie detector tests....

Colombian race car driver Juan Pablo Montoya’s stint on the Nextel Cup Circuit has been nothing like his F1 days. There, he was used to eating caviar off supermodels in places like Morocco before driving in a Grand Prix...