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FridayMarch282008

When England Players Are Asked What Capello Asks Of Them, They Kindly Reply "Come Again?"

Speculations as to why England lost to France this past Wednesday revolved around analysis regarding Fabio Capello’s unorthodox formations and his decision to take a traditionally deep positioned England defense, move them forward and see them scatter like frightened...

FridayMarch282008

David Beckham=Cristiano Ronaldo In Fabio Capello's Dreams

When England national team coach Fabio Capello decided to let David Beckham join England’s World Cup qualifying squad, many assumed that after his historic 100th cap, the British icon would be sent back to the States to play sub-par...

FridayFebruary292008

English Soccer Player Micah Richards Doesn't Want His Threesomes To Get In The Way Of His Career

Micah Richards was banned from England’s national team squad after incumbent coach Fabio Capello decided to ex-nay Richards for a sex tape that was released in December. Now, 19 year old Micah is pleading his case to Capello because...

FridayFebruary082008

David Beckham Concedes Defeat To Fabio Capello

There are only two ways David Beckham could have handled his omission from Fabio Capello’s first-team roster: either belligerently attack Capello’s decision by kicking balls at a full-size cutout of the Italian, or concede defeat and assume the role...

TuesdayFebruary052008

Heads Up: Perfection Is Annoying.

We were glad the Patriots lost in the Super Bowl. But the Miami Dolphins of 1972 could you a David Tyree sock in their mouths right about now. [You Been Blinded] Fabio Capello goes with Steven Gerrard as his...

MondayJanuary282008

Becks Not To Make England Squad, Waiting To Hear If He Made Snoop's "Up In Smoke Tour 08" Lineup

New England chief Fabio Capello wants everyone to know this is a new day in England. When the national team suits for its friendly against Switzerland, there won’t be a familiar face on the sidelines—David Beckham’s. It turns out...

TuesdayDecember182007

Stand Back England: Capello's First Move Is To Praise Beckham.

Fabio Capello was named England’s savior yesterday and all seemed pleasant—at least for a moment—in rain country. The Italian coach is the fourth installment in a little over six years and already he’s trying to work some PR magic....

ThursdayDecember132007

Fabio Capello Is St. George's Savior. Maybe.

After a grueling set of meetings over the last two days, the FA have reached an agreement with Italian Fabio Capello to take over as head coach of defunctoids England. Thumbs up, dude. Way to go. Fabio Capello will...

TuesdayDecember112007

A Recipe For Success: England Officials Look To Make Non-English Speaking Fabio Capello Coach.

It didn’t take long for another foreign coach to be linked to a possible FA move. We won’t bludgeon you with the irony of that, but good lawd are they serious? Former Real Madrid head coach Fabio Capello has...

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