Whenever we get a new job, it’s always important for us to make a good impression. You know, show up on time, don’t stink, don’t stalk the hot girl (yet). The exact opposite of what Rich Rodriguez is doing...

So what’s your favorite winning NFL moment that doesn’t involve a six-team parlay? Do you remember walking in to work the next day, head up high knowing you wouldn’t have to hear crap from the other football fans in...

The Cubbies have made it to the All-Star break currently 4.5 games atop the AL Central. You can imagine Chi-town is ecstatic at the thought of a possible World Series berth and victory. And they should be happy. It’s...

We in America like to say we have rabid fans. And we do, sure, but we’ve never heard of a medical organizations—in this case, the Swiss Heart Foundation—having to publish a guide “to avoid cardiac arrest at particularly stressful...

What in the wide world of sports is going on with the state of the fan today? Yesterday, the NFL commissioner wanted to neuter the fans in the stands via a “conduct policy.” Now comes word from the Chicago...

If there’s a running thread that joins all levels of football—from Pop Warner to the pros—it’s that you’ll eventually encounter some fan violence in the stands. But NFL commissioner Roger Goddell has decided to do something about it. Ban...

A Los Angeles Dodgers’ fan never leaves a Bud Light unattended to catch a foul ball; they never put a Dodger Dog down to snag over the rails to steal a ground ball; they are ready, at all times,...

We were reading over an article sent by a tipster about the Los Angeles Dodgers new “if you don’t have a box seat ticket you’re shit out of luck to get an autograph” rule, in which the “Doyers” new...

In a little more than two years, most of the globe will focus its attention on the 2010 World Cup in South Africa. However, plenty of South Africans are already thinking about the throngs of men with disposable income...

We’re not sure if Peter Crouch & Company intended to look like giddy buffoons in this clip, but it worked if they did. Yet, what’s with the calisthenics? The “Mexican” wave usually involves a plastic beer bottle in one...

There were high hopes for the Miami Heat in 2007/2008, but the season spiraled almost immediately when the Heat went 2-8 in their first ten games. Then, they managed to lose 15 games in a row in a stretch...

We’re not entirely sure what’s going on in this picture, but Mexican club Chivas de Guadalajara are currently stern holders of first place in their Clausura group, so this must reflect the unrestrained excitement and joy the team’s fans...

You may pummel us with a cyber beer bottle, but one thing soccer has over any American sport is the clever chants and songs the rafter folk compose for their team and team’s players. Manchester United fans have always...

The game plan for coverage of Super Bowl XLII was simple: find the rowdiest New England Patriots bar in New York City and watch the game there. Pandemonium would ensue if the Patriots were to win, or the life...

Changing your name to that of your idol is flattering to the muse and haunting to the rest of society. Strike that. The muse is probably scared senseless as well. Take Gerard and Elizabeth Donnely. They changed their names...

The headline on the Boston Globe reads “Imperfect,” and all across the web, Patriot fans are wondering what the hell happened last night. Like a sure-thing date who drank too much and ended up puking all through the night...

Luis Aragones isn’t in the mood to talk about why Real Madrid’s Raul isn’t on his international roster. The word “Cobarde” that you keep hearing means coward and, well, sports just make us so happy. [YouTube] Manchester United fans...

It’s funny how time changes things. We remember the 2000 Super Bowl when the upstart Patriots beat the supposedly unstoppable St. Louis Rams. Oh man, what a feel-good story that was. Now, eight years later, and the same quarterback...

How much would you pay to have a piece of your favorite club? If you think you’ve heard this question before, let’s put it in its proper context—this ain’t no fifth division team. The Share Liverpool FC Group is...

While everyone tries to figure out where Johan Santana will end up, not many people care what happens to his current team, the Minnesota Twins. It’s generally agreed that whatever package of players they receive for the pitcher will...

Here’s Edison Miranda knocking David Banks into the ropes… literally. We love that Banks is so dazed, the ref has to come over after that and guide Banks onto the stool. Hey ref, how’s about you call that fight...

We’re not sure what’s funnier: a) the stupid look on LSU fans, b) the sullen “We’ve been defeated, our life is now over” gaze of OSU fans, c) the two LSU fans on the right looking like twin monkeys,...

Who knew you couldn’t show nipple on the jumbotron? We sure as hell didn’t. But a fan decided to provide some fresh air for her aureoles during Monday night’s Memphis/Golden State game. Unfortunately, it didn’t work to the Grizzlies’...

A tipster sent us this vid of some Real Madrid soccer fans professing their love for “El Blanco.” There’s nothing like a cold club soda shower after your favorite team scores a goal. We’d prefer the same because the...