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TuesdayApril082008

Champions League Tuesday: The Arsenal/Liverpool Trilogy Is Almost Over.

Arsenal and Liverpool have played three games against each other over the course of a week and are probably as sick of each other as we are with watching these two teams clash. Seriously. One time a few months...

ThursdayApril032008

Goal Of The Day: Deivid Kicks Chelsea's Ass.

The sound of a thousand broken hearts cascaded through North London after Fenerbahce’s Deivid launched a cruise missile from 35 yards out that hit the back of the net. He actually scored an own goal as well, so it...

ThursdayApril032008

'Member? The Fury Of Fenerbahce Lives.

Whas Happened In Sports Last Night Champions League: Fenerbahce’s Deivid made sure Chelsea fans were left weeping at the end of last night’s game. His 35 yard strike gave his club a 2-1 victory. [Telegraph] MLB 2008: We can...

WednesdayDecember192007

Brazilian Ronaldo's Career Slimming, Waistline Still Expanding

AC Milan have had it with Ronaldo’s bulging waistline and glass-man physique. The Brazilian striker hasn’t seen much playing time (only one game all season) in the Serie A this year due to lazy-itis and a malicious bout of...

ThursdayDecember132007

Turkish Lawyer Wants Inter Milan To Forfit Fenerbahçe Win Because Of Big Ass Cross On Their Kit

When religion seeps into sports, it’s usually not a pretty thing (see: Ireland), and this is no different. Turkish lawyer Baris Kaska is petitioning UEFA to void Inter Milan’s Champions League win over Fenerbahce because Inter’s jerseys were offensive...

FridayDecember072007

Brazilian International Roberto Carlos Is Fenerbahçe's Vlad The Impaler

We’re not Turkish. So we don’t know exactly what’s going on in this vid. But the little observational skills we’ve attained over the years have led us to believe this is something of a homage to Brazilian fullback Roberto...

TuesdayNovember272007

Champions' League Soccer: Just Like Riding On A Rollercoaster

Matchday 5 has come to an end, but not without it’s fair share of shockers. It took a whole 90 minutes, but Cristiano finally knocked in that goal we predicted. Barcelona vs. Lyon was a bit of a shocker,...

TuesdayNovember272007

Champions' League Soccer: Matchday 5 Means We're Getting Closer To The Cuts

Uefa Champions’ League soccer is upon us once again and we’re as siked as a California beach bunny getting a tan. Matchday 5 can either make your or break you, so we’re taking a glance at the most scintillating...

WednesdayNovember142007

Diego Lugano Inquires About That Possible South American Soccer Superstar Vacancy In Italy

With reports coming in that Brazilian star and AC Milan badass Kaka may possibly take a permanent leave of absence from Italian soccer, Diego Lugano of Turkish club Fenerbahce is looking to trek across the European continent with the...

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