Kudos to a guy who can outpace well-trained security guards, dodge them and leave them eating grass behind his pedaling wheels and cut clear across the outfield while jumping over and into the stands like a steeplechase racer. Oh,...

If you were wondering why Machochip posted sparingly yesterday, it’s because your fearless leader was battling the effects of food poisoning. Basically, don’t eat fries saturated in mozzarella cheese after midnight. Since we were intimate with a toilet all...

We can’t believe we forgot about this stinkin’ post after talking about it for an hour yesterday. We were so enraged by it, not for it’s sanctimonious theme, but because we weren’t baptized at fucking Dodgers Stadium, a.k.a. Chavez...

It’s the opening week of Major League Baseball and the words “omen” and New York Yankees/Boston Red Sox rivalry have already crossed the threshold of annoyance for all of that could care less about those teams. It all came...