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ThursdayOctober232008

'Member?: Are You Ready For A Gentler, Kindler Philadelphia? Yeah, We're Not Either

Whas Happened In Sports Last Night World Series Game One: It’s been a rough 20 years since Philadelphia saw their last title. But that was before the man known as Cole Hamels brought his pitching sexiness to the City...

MondayJune302008

Goal Of The Day: Philip Lahm Pwned By Spain's Fernando Torres.

The sole goal from the Euro final between Germany and Spain was a demonstration in perseverance and pwnership by Spain’s Fernando Torres. Pay attention to the moment Philip Lahm realizes he’s being overtaken by a bolt of lightning. Priceless...

FridayApril182008

Banks To Liverpool: Pay Up Or Sell Fernando Torres.

Leave it to Liverpool’s Yankee owners to mistakenly entrust a filthy banker with their property. If Liverpool don’t pay £31.5 million to their bank, Lumpturd & Hoser, in six weeks, they may be forced to sell off Ryan Babel...

WednesdayApril092008

Goal Of The Day: Fernando Torres Scores For The Gipper.

Arsenal defender Philippe Senderos felt a gust of wind, then saw a sharp red light cross perpendicular to him, then heard the roaring of 20,000 fans. It was Fernando Torres schooling him in the arts of scoring. Liverpool would...

ThursdayMarch062008

'Member? Fernando Torres Knocks The Tre.

Whas Happened In Sports Last Night Premiership: Firstly, who plays a domestic league match during Champions league time? Liverpool thrust their redness to fourth with the help of Fernando Torres’ hat trick. Liverpool 4, West Ham United 0. [Daily...

MondayFebruary182008

Out In The Open: Fernando Torres Plays Pachuco With Teammates.

Open caption for your creative pleasure. “Not too hard Nani.” “Yeah. Whatever. BOOM.”...

ThursdayJanuary312008

Heads Up: Spanish Head Coach Luis Aragones Does NOT Want To Talk About Raul.

Luis Aragones isn’t in the mood to talk about why Real Madrid’s Raul isn’t on his international roster. The word “Cobarde” that you keep hearing means coward and, well, sports just make us so happy. [YouTube] Manchester United fans...

ThursdayNovember152007

Spanish Striker Fernando Torres Thinks Spain's La Liga Is Full Of Wussies

Fernando Torres’ transfer from Spanish pee-ons Atletico Madrid to Premiership pee-ons Liverpool has been far from smooth. But the striker has found the style of play in England suitable to his soccer needs, so he’s gone ahead and decided...

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