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FridayNovember072008

Predictably, Pacquiao's Trainer Predicts His Victory Over Oscar De La Hoya, Mexican Support Of Manny

What a surprise. Freddie Roach, Manny Pacquiao’s trainer, has boldly predicted that his fighter will knock out Oscar De La Hoya during their December 6th battle at the MGM Grand in Las Vegas. In an interview with FOX Sports,...

MondayOctober272008

Heads Up: Kobe, A-Rod, Tony Hawk And Michael Phelps Are Just As Dorky Playing Guitar Hero As We Are

As great a collection of athletes this is, we really wanted to see Anna Rawson reprise Rebecca DeMornay’s role from Risky Business. [YouTube]...

TuesdayOctober212008

Boxing Legend Picks Oscar De La Hoya On Size, Despite Previously Being Wrong About Said Size

Manny Pacquiao is clearly busting his ass for his December fight with Oscar De La Hoya. Manny is compensating for his lack of size by sparring with much bigger fighters, and he’s even sticking to a very strict 8:30...

FridayJuly112008

Floyd Mayweather To Jim Lampley--Don't Throw Stones In Glass Strip Clubs

Oscar De La Hoya hater and all around good guy Floyd Mayweather has changed his target from the Golden Boy to HBO (who both contractually deal with each other…coincidence?). The fighter is accusing the network of racially stigmatizing black...

ThursdayJune122008

Free From Trannygate, Oscar De La Hoya Plans His Swan Mariachi

Well, someone’s feeling confident—and we know now it’s not because of he got a new pair of boy shorts with hidden panty lines. Yes, we’re talking about Oscar De La Hoya, who announced during a tour to promote his...

MondayMarch312008

Floyd Myweather Jr. KO's "The Big Show", Wears Furry Pants To Wrestle

When you have names like Kim Kardashian, Snoop Dogg, Reggie Bush and something called “BunnyMania” (sponsored by Playboy), you know you’ve missed the greatest show absurdity on earth. For some, Wrestlemania 24 didn’t disappoint last night. The mega-farce entertained...

ThursdayMarch272008

Heads Up: Floyd Mayweather Jr. Needs Ritalin.

The fact that Wrestlemania 24 will entertain the idea that a boxer can wrestle is enraging. Now that we see this clip of Mayweather Jr. without his Ritalin, we’re confessed nothing good will come out of this—unless someone is...

FridayMarch212008

Floyd Mayweather, Jr. Angry At His Uncle For Training Possible De La Hoya Beater

Floyd Mayweather, Jr. is one conflicted boxer. If you watched the 24/7 documentary series HBO ran before his fight with Oscar De La Hoya, you know his relationship with his father is non-existent. Well, now another member of his...

TuesdayMarch112008

The Big Show Turns Floyd Mayweather Jr. Into An Airplane

We always assumed Floyd Mayweather Jr. weighed somewhere in between a paper airplane and a Nerf football....

FridayFebruary292008

Ricky Hatton Wants To Be BFF With Floyd Mayweather Jr.

It isn’t a recurring occurrence for a boxer whose humiliated you in the ring to become your friend. Especially when aforementioned boxer insulted you mercilessly until he pummeled you in the ring. Boxer Ricky Hatton doesn’t care about all...

WednesdayFebruary272008

Bubba Doesn't Buy $20 Million Mayweather Story

If you can’t believe Floyd Mayweather, Jr. about how much he’s making fighting at WrestleMania 24, who can you trust? Would a radio guy named Bubba The Love Sponge do? According to the Florida-based Love Sponge, BFF Hulk Hogan...

TuesdayFebruary262008

Floyd Mayweather Jr. Will Fight "The Big Show" For A Lot Of Dough

“Pretty Boy” Floyd Mayweather Jr. once complained of lacking endorsement opportunities because he wasn’t accredited with a certain rep, or image that was admired by advrtisers. Nobody likes a whiner. Yet, now it turns out the guy’s a lot...

TuesdayFebruary192008

Is Oscar De La Hoya Following Mayweather To WrestleMania?

We know Oscar De La Hoya likes to dress up in costumes, but will he do so in the ring at WrestleMania 24? That’s the question being asked after Floyd Mayweather, Jr. joined the wrestling ranks and headed to...

MondayFebruary182008

Floyd Mayweather Jr. Unleashed The WWE Beast. Oooooo.

Floyd Mayweather Jr. has way too much time on his hands. After pummeling Ricky Hatton last November in Las Vegas, Nevada, and fueling speculation that he was gravitating to the world of Mixed Martial Arts fighting, Floyd Mayweather Jr....

WednesdayJanuary302008

Floyd Maywether Sr. To Train Oscar De La Hoya Against FLoyd Mayweather Jr.

News out of the boxing bin that Floyd Mayweather Sr. has jumped on the Golden train and is intending to take the job as boxing trainer for Oscar De La Hoya’s bout against Floyd Mayweather Jr. Do you know...

TuesdayJanuary222008

Oscar De La Hoya Provides Charity For Broke Ass Boxing Fans

Looks like Oscar De La Hoya’s drag photos from last year weren’t his gift to adoring fans after all. Oscar has been milking us for all our stripper money over the past decade by allowing HBO to leech his...

ThursdayJanuary172008

De La Hoya-Mayweather On Tap, No One Cares

When Oscar De La Hoya and Floyd Mayweather Jr. met last year, it broke all kinds of records. And as every good entertainer knows, with something that popular, you’ve just gotta have a sequel. But with this fight looming...

MondayJanuary142008

Floyd Mayweather Sr. To Train Oscar De La Hoya If He Fights Floyd Mayweather Jr. Oh The Drama!

Since Oscar De La Hoya is having a hard time convincing people his 38-5 record is worthy of a high profile fight, he’s gone to the drawing board to sketch up a savvy new plan to entice big money...

WednesdayDecember262007

UFC Fighter "Daddy" Stevenson Thinks Floyd Mayweather Jr. Is A Moron

If Floyd Mayweather Jr. is seriously considering a move to mixed martial arts fighting, then we believe his first opponent has peeked his Neanderthal head. Joe “Daddy” Stevenson has criticized Mayweather’s comments concerning his possible (less plausible) move to...

WednesdayDecember262007

HBO Is The Network That Keeps On Giving

Missed all the greatest fights from 2007 because you were too busy losing all of your excess overtime money on Full Tilt Poker? Well you’re in luck. HBO decided to re-air their biggest fights of 2007 that include Oscar...

MondayDecember242007

Floyd Mayweather Jr. Doesn't Understand The Difference Between "Boxer" And "Fighter."

We decided to make a career change from cow butcher to blogger a few years ago because waking up after a thorough shower with cow gut in our hair didn’t feel good in the morning. Sore fingers are more...

ThursdayDecember202007

Boxer Ricky Hatton Is The Richest British Loser Ever

People kept cheering when Ricky Hatton hit the canvas after being “knocked the f*** out!” by Floyd Mayweather Jr. We called him an idiot for fighting Mayweather in the first place. Well, that idiot is cheering himself all the...

ThursdayDecember132007

Boxing Promoter Bob Arum Calls "Pretty Boy" Mayweather Jr. "Yella"

There’s nothing really left for Floyd Mayweather Jr. to conquer. He recently destroyed British brute Ricky Hatton, giving him his second unanimous defeat of the year. He’s pocketed more than fifty million in earnings in 2007 and his record...

MondayDecember102007

The Miami Dolphins Throw In The Ricky Hatton Inspired Towel

Well that’s it. The Miami Dolphins have officially thrown in the towel. They dropped their 13th game of the season yesterday to the Buffalo Bills and digressed to, well, 0-13 for the year. No one seemed stunned by the...

MondayDecember102007

'Member? Pretty Boy Floyd Mayweather Stays Pretty

Whas Happened In Sports Last Night Boxing: Floyd Mayweather TKO’d Ricky Hatton in round 10 to retain his title. He then declared the Dallas Mavericks would go to the NBA Finals. Someone order him a CAT Scan. [Telegraph UK]...

FridayDecember072007

Liverpool Coach Rafa Benitez Says No To 4 AM Fights

Ricky Hatton fever is hitting England’s soccer players like the Rage Virus in 28 Days Later. It’s even threatening to take down some teams as they head in Champions League play because this weekend’s 4 AM fight (England time)...

ThursdayDecember062007

Floyd Mayweather's Idea Of What Makes A Boxer Great Might Be Different Than Yours

In a press conference for what is proving to be the most fun boxing’s seen since Oscar put heels on, Ricky Hatton and Floyd Mayweather started throwing verbal jabs at each other. Sure, it’s par for the course, but...

TuesdayDecember042007

Heads Up: What If Ghandi Punched Out A Homeless Person?

We loved the description of this clip: “He is one of the nicest, most gentle giants I have ever met. The chances of this happening were the same as if Ghandi punched out a homeless person.” We’re not sure...

MondayDecember032007

Boxer Ricky Hatton Will Not Retire When He Loses

Back in the day, you know 1990’s and shiz, boxers wouldn’t consider retirement until their eyes were permanently swollen and their appearance locked on something between Quasimodo and HBO boxing announcer Harold Lederman. Isn’t that guy always drunk too?...

FridayNovember302007

Floyd Mayweather, Gentleman Boxer

Floyd Mayweather is a lot of things—Fashionable Mo’Fo, talented boxer and horrible rapper. But has he ever been the good guy? Mayweather says that while he’s usually pinned as the heel, this upcoming fight with Textin’ Ricky Hatton makes...

ThursdayNovember292007

Feature: The Ten Most Fashionable Sports Playas

In professional sports, anyone can be rich, but only a chosen few can be glamorous. We’ve compiled a list of the ten most fashionable A-list players in the world, who have turned their sports stardom into a glam-rock show....

FridayNovember232007

Floyd Mayweather Compares Himself To Muhammad Ali And Wants To Butt Ram Ricky Hatton

Floyd Mayweather is the cockiest mo’effin’ boxer on the block these days. Yet, he’s been able to backup his potent smack talk by taking out some of the best in his class. Always ready to unload of fury of...

MondayOctober292007

Oscar De La Hoya Fights Make More Money Than His Tranny Pics.

HBO has revealed that the Floyd Mayweather vs. Oscar De La Hoya fight last May made more money than they had previously expected. The fight, which Mayweather won by split decision, was touted as the fight to break all...

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