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WednesdayJuly302008

Heads Up: Formula One Racing Is, Shockingly, Exciting.

We made this mistake a few years back when we went camping. Ever try and grab the muffler of a dune-buggie after you’ve managed to topple it over a hill? Don’t try it. Apparently, there are serious consequences when...

TuesdayJune032008

Orgy Enthusiast Max Mosley To Keep Job: Nazi Orgy 1, Formula One Integrity 0.

If Max Mosley can get away with a Nazi orgy by keeping his current job, then there’s hope for all of us who…want to have orgies and videotape them but are too scared to because we think we might...

MondayApril282008

F1 Racer Stephane Ortelli Can Make His Car Do Sommersaults On Command

Stephane Ortelli emerged from this horrendous crash with only a broken ankle and, we assume, overwhelming dizziness. It looks much worse than it really is because if you think about, these cars are supposed to fly through the air...

ThursdayApril242008

McLaren Racing's Pedro De La Rosa Thinks Women Are Weak, Delicate-y

It was only a matter of time until a big shot member of the patriarchal racing machine known as Formula One would step up and denounce—in any way, shape or for—Danica Patrick’s historical victory in the Japan Indy Car...

MondayMarch312008

FIA President Max Mosley Involved With Nazi Prostitutes. Seriously.

When Formula One racing was pummeled by allegations last year that there was rampant cheating, they decided to clear out the airways by embracing their mistakes in an effort to move forward. Current FIA president (FIA is the governing...

ThursdayMarch132008

F1 Racer Lewis Hamilton Loves Him Some Kiss

The last time we spoke about Lewis Hamilton, we were quite perturbed because of bastard racist Spaniards giving him a hard time. His life has been better since....

ThursdayFebruary212008

Spanish F1 Driver Tries Jedi Mind Tricks To Convince People His Country's Not Racist

This picture is of Formula One ex-teammates Lewis Hamilton and Fernando Alonso during better times. That’s because even after blackfaced fans taunted Hamilton last year in Alonso’s home country of Spain, he doesn’t think Spanish F1 fans are racist...

MondayFebruary042008

Spain's Formula One Fans Taunt Black Formula One Driver Lewis Hamilton, Are Fuckheads

McLaren racing car driver Lewis Hamilton didn’t have a great weekend in Barcelona. Hamilton, the first black Formula One series driver in history, had to suffer from Spain’s ruthless and degenerate fans, usually only found in soccer, during trials...

WednesdayDecember122007

Formula One Champ Michael Schumacher Has Found His New Career

This past weekend, F1 legend Michael Schumacher was in the Bavarian town of Coburg (the samba capital of Europe!) to pick up an Australian Shepherd dog named Ed. Apparently, playtime with Ed was so intense that before he knew...

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