France has been spitting on the ground and shouting “Sacrebleu!” ever since Lance Armstrong announced his return to cycling, so The Guardian’s Donald McRae flew all the way to Austin to sit down with the controversial maybe doper to...

Sure, our sporting experience doesn’t go past high school, but wanting to go home after a bad loss transcends age or experience. Nothing will do other than your bed and six or seven mistresses. Oh sorry, we got our...

What is the sound of one arm swimming? Well, if you were around the English Channel yesterday, you might have heard it because that’s when one-armed French carpenter Olivier Desmet tried to swim it. The 56-year-old Desmet, who lost...

France is about to get knocked out of the Euro 2008 tournament and the Dutch are destined for greatness the way they’ve been playing. No matter, this French Toyota commercial pokes fun at the Dutch’s notoriety for diving. Unfortunately,...

We’re not sure exactly where this goal took place, or for what team, but it looks like a French second division clash of some kind. Even though this is first league stuff, the goal denotes mad skill. Oh, and...

When everyone says you’re possibly the successor to the greatest player that ever lived, then you might as well endorse it yourself like a boastful, conceited bastard. Frank Ribery won’t deny his greatness. And if people can’t live with...

Whas Happened In Sports Last Night International Friendly: The biggest hype of the day came when David Beckham won his 100th cap of his career. The moment of reality came when Frank Ribery scored a penalty, Beckham was given...

Sports Illustrated recently sat down with French international soccer player Thierry Henry (pictured with Tony Parker) to chat with him about all the normal crap you hear in an interview. Henry talk about his boy Tony Parker, his infatuation...

You know that can of bug spray that the Yankees used to keep gnats off the fat back of Joba Chamberlain during the playoffs? Now you can buy it! [ESPN] Kansas City Chiefs running back Priest Holmes is retiring...

After Italy’s close-call against Scotland this weekend, Gennaro Gattuso wasn’t too thrilled about helping France advance to the final round of Euro 2008. The Italian caught a whiff of some comments made by French national side coach Raymond Domenech,...

Turns out the French have some ludicrous law that forbids alcohol distribution at sporting stadiums, so this year’s Rugby World Championships are as dry as abuela’s teta. It was a shock to two drunkards from Australia who caught the...

Marco Materazzi—the Italian defender who goaded Zinadine Zidane into famously headbutting him during last year’s World Cup—is on a book tour. How is he promoting it? By telling the world what he said that sent Z into a fury...