There are only a few things that we would want tattooed on our body, and they either have to do with our future kids or our love of carnitas. Nowhere near the list, or even in the same galaxy,...

Well, this should really surprise no one. Eva Roob, a former player on the German female soccer circuit has been forced to give up her dream of playing because it doesn’t pay well. So she’s chosen to go the...

The Mini will soon be going zero emission. One such hybrid vehicle was recently spotted in Munich, Germany, fueling rumors that BMW will soon announce the vehicle for proper release....

We imagine “Madonna” concerts to be giant extravaganzas filled with middle-aged men and women swooning to “Like A Prayer” and striking “Vogue” poses while being galvanized by fireworks and Madonna’s amazing, 50-year-old boobs physique. But when the show is...

A German stunt man with a need for speed is on the German police’s list of bastards they want to catch for a stunt he pulled this weekend on Germany’s infamous “Autobahn.” The skater dude rolled up on the...

MLB: The Dodgers used a walk-off homer in the ninth by Nomar Garciaparra to beat the Philadelphia Phillies and tie the Diamondbacks for a share of the NL West lead. It’s nice to see Nomar do what Nomar can...

It’s not always the case, but most players from the losing team can rest assured that their locker rooms are a safe haven, keeping them at bay from witnessing the champagne-drenched fiesta that takes place in the winning team’s...

Michael Ballack’s had to cope with gargantuan losses in the last few years. His record during championship games isn’t one to gloat upon. He’s been a part of two losing Champions League teams, a World Cup team in 2002...

The sole goal from the Euro final between Germany and Spain was a demonstration in perseverance and pwnership by Spain’s Fernando Torres. Pay attention to the moment Philip Lahm realizes he’s being overtaken by a bolt of lightning. Priceless...

Spanish blabber-mouth and universally declared racist Luis Aragones and his boys have conquered their Euro tournament demons by implementing a textbook strategy of passing to the guy that’s open and cutting down the field, and stifling the German offense...

People throughout the world yesterday (including our Mexico City bureau chief) needed to double up their blood pressure meds when the feed for the Germany/Turkey match went out for about fifteen minutes. And it’s not like it went blank...

Whas Happened In Sports Last Night Euro 2008: First, let’s give a round of applause to a Turkish squad that proved they weren’t a hoax. Their 3-2 loss to Germany was due to a horrendous lapse in defending in...

Update on the Update: Philip Lahm slices through the defense, captures a perfect feed and bullets a shot past Turkey’s goalkeeper. 3-2 Germany! Update: Semih Senturk just equalized with a superb tuck that went right by the hands of...

No, that’s not the Los Angeles Galaxy on the pitch. It’s actually the clever marketing campaign of a German butcher who was trying to call attention to his pork-chop shop, while indulging in a bit of Euro love. He...

There are 2.7 million Turks that live in Germany, so the atmosphere before tomorrow’s Euro 2008 clash between Turkey and Germany is fervent with enthusiasm and anxiety. Thousands of police officers are being dispatched to Brandenburg Gate where more...

Whas Happened In Sports Last Night: Euro 2008: After a very successful group stage campaign during the Euro 2008 tournament, Portugal seemed destined for an extended stay beyond the quarterfinals. Germany had other plans. Both teams squared up equally,...

First Half: Say it with us now: Schwein-Steiger. Germany’s Bastian Schweinsteiger opened up the scoring with a 22nd minute strike that graced the right side of goal and slithered in passed a diving goalkeeper. Placed on their heels, Portugal...

We can’t stand when websites preview sporting events using video game simulators. Until real life competitors are able to use cheat codes that aren’t steroids, those are completely useless. We prefer what they did yesterday to preview today’s Germany-Austria...

Whas Happened In Sports Last Night NBA Finals:The Celtics show the Lakers how to come back from 24 points down, beating LA, 97-91. They’re up 3-1 in the best of seven series and look to close out the series...

The man you see above giving the opposing player the Felix Pie business is Hamburg’s David Jarolim, and he’s been slapped with a four game suspension by the Bundesliga for the above offense. We don’t think four games is...

Americans are lucky that the closest their government gets to being involved with sports is matching funds to build a stadium. And those officials who are more interested are too busy dealing with steroids than the fact Alex Rodriguez...

It must be a drag for a club as big as Bayern Munich to be playing in the not good enough Uefa Cup instead of the Champions League this year. After a dismal start to their Bundesliga season, the...

This past weekend, F1 legend Michael Schumacher was in the Bavarian town of Coburg (the samba capital of Europe!) to pick up an Australian Shepherd dog named Ed. Apparently, playtime with Ed was so intense that before he knew...

German World Cup champ and national cheerleader Franz Beckenbauer has publicly scrutinized England’s national fútbol team by saying they play like schoolchildren. The Brits faced Germany in August and lost 2-1 in front of a sellout crowd at Wembley...