This delicious slice of penitentiary pie is Mary Delgado, former Tampa Bay Bucs cheerleader and winner of the 2004 edition of The Bachelor, the show where women go to pawn of their dignity for some flowers. Maybe that’s why...

Whas happened in sports last night. NFL: Apparently after Tony Romo’s return sparked the Cowboys to a victory over divisional foes Washington, Jason Witten blared Survivor’s “Burning Heart” from a boombox. “It’s from Rocky IV,” Witten said. “Remember when...

Ariel Investments CEO and Chairman John Rogers is as cool as he sounds, but he had enough game to beat Michael Jordan in a one-on-one game. Of course, this was MJ being paid a few hundred grand to play...

Do we feel bad about putting up a gallery of Ana Ivanovic now that she’s taken? Absolutely not. In fact, we think it’s our duty to show you the hotness of a women that are completely unattainable, even before...

Huge Two Punch Knockout - Watch more free videos So what’s the combination to use that combo in Street Fighter IV? [Break.com]...

Uh-oh, it seems that former Argentine model Valeria Mazza and her husband Alexander Gravier have been a couple of mañosos. According to the Argentinean IRS, the couple owe over 1.6 million Euros to the government for a combination of...

Okay, forget that first part. Go vote next Tuesday! It’s your duty, putos (well, except for the felons). But until then, why don’t you check out these lovely “conejitas” (bunnies) from the aforementioned countries who are trying to become...

Because you’re either at lunch on the east coast, thinking about lunch in central time or just got into work on the west coast, we thought we’d liven up your free time with some beautiful women in bikinis. Today...

So remember those incredibly hot synchronized swimming sisters Bia and Branca Feres that we brought you during the Olympics? Wheter you do or not, go ahead. Take a gander… Well, now that you’re back it seems that they are...

So let’s say you’re former English pop starlet Kerry Katona and had issues with your size GG boobs. What do you do? Get them downsized to a DD of course. And what’s the best way to celebrate your newfound...

Because you’re either at lunch on the east coast, thinking about lunch in central time or just got into work on the west coast, we thought we’d liven up your free time with some beautiful women in bikinis. Today...

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Because you’re either at lunch on the east coast, thinking about lunch in central time or just got into work on the west coast, we thought we’d liven up your free time with some beautiful women in bikinis. Today...

We have found a trailblazer for women’s sport in the middle-class community northwest Queens. The Daily News reports on the petite Irene Gjoka, a student at Long Island City High School in New York, who has abandoned pigtails and...

Remember when the Patriots were big fat losers? No? You don’t remember the early 90’s? Well former head cheerleader for the Pats, Lisa Guerrero, recently wrote a column about the fans reaction after the Pats slaughtering at the hands...

Ah the days of sports gossip consisting of Cristiano Ronaldo and Nereida Gallardo. That nudie-boobie-touting vixen will always hold a special day in our hearts. Especially since we gushed over her the day C-Ron dropped her like a bad...

One year ago in August of 2007, a plane landed in Argentina carrying Venezuelan and Argentine officials and one of them was carrying a suitcase worth $800K. The man carrying the suitcase full of cash goes by the name...

Alejandra Espinoza was Univision’s “Nuestra Latina Belleza” in 2007 and she’s now our “Hottie Of The Week” because we like her…ahem…sombrero. Howl at the moon with this one fellas because that’s exactly what we’ll be doing for the next...

We thought cheerleaders were standard across the board: short skirts, a little belly-button showing and glitter. But the University of Idaho faithful whimpering about seeing a bit too much from the ladies on the sidelines and demanded that something...

Jimmy Kimmel is interviewing a bunch of famous people this week during something called “Evening With The Stars” and he did a skit with the shimmering hotness that is Salma Hayek. The skit was some sort of musical that...

The Chicago Cubs are headed to their second-consecutive playoffs after clinching a playoff spot sometime this weekend. It might have been yesterday. Who really cares right? No one. Because we’re concerned with photos Deadspin uncovered this weekend of Alfonso...

Jana Ina is a Brazilian actress, former Miss Brazil and a former Miss Intercontinental beauty queen. She’s also posing with a soccer ball in these photos which makes her Monday morning relevant. If you don’t think so, then maybe...

Remember the roe between Cheryl Cole and husband Ashley Cole or him putting his wang in other girls? Well it’s all over now since Cheryl is finally wearing her ring again, even though she subliminally told us she was...

We fell in love with Emmanuelle Chriqui when she threw out the first pitch at a Dodgers game a few months back, and now we adore her even more since her role on HBO’s “Entourage.” Doesn’t she look so...

Latinos enjoy looking at girls in bikinis swimwear collections, right? Of course they do. If they didn’t, Lowrider magazine (one of the greatest magazines in the history of magazines) wouldn’t have been around for so long. Well, our pacific-rim...

Hey, vatos. Do you guys play golf? We sure as hell don’t. Unless “playing golf” means hitting balls off of our suburban parent’s house into the old people’s homes and downing a Colt Reserve 2-11 before every shot. But...

We’re not sure why Terra declines to provide a caption with the names of the girls they use because we would really like to know. Because if there’s something we love to do besides shooting pidgeons on our rooftop,...

Cachaça is Brazil’s national drink with more than 396 million [Ed note: Suck it, blah.] gallons of it produced every year. It’s a sugarcane juice product that is not, and we repeat, not rum because of the manner in...

Radar was stalking Michael Phelps in Las Vegas last night and got the “Sin Verguenza!” shot that we all dream of getting when he hit up ritzy, boobie-infested, club in Sin City. Looks like Phelps is truly living the...

Salvador Cabañas is a striker who plays for Mexican soccer club America. He’s a speedy little Paraguayan who could be recognized on television by his signature pony-tail…until he decided to cut that rat tail off this year for reasons...

Where were you when you first stumbled upon a photograph of Salma Hayek? Did you first discover her on Televisa in 1989, or were you a gavacho like us, drooling over the curly-haired hottie in 1995’s “Desperado”? Seriously, those...

We take four days off to go on vacation in order to lessen the possibility of a brain hemorrhage induced by blogging, and in that time someone else discovers new photos of Paraguayan javelin tosser, Leryn Franco? Well, there’s...

Natalie Martinez is a Cuban-American actress known for her appearance on some show by the name of “Fashion House.” You’re probably not even reading this are you? Hey, snap out of it. You can see her all you want...

There was some sort of backlash from an “Anonymous” commenter (we love those. Seriously.) last week who was concerned about our “rumor” that Leryn Franco is dating Serbian tennis-pro Novak Djkovic. We understand the trauma caused by seeing your...

Well that was fast. Leryn Franco has officially turned into the hottest gal on the net. No one can abstain from talking about the Paraguayan belle for more than ten minutes and she didn’t even medal in the Olympics....

It appeared as though the Olympic love affair with Paraguayan javelin thrower Leryn Franco had come to a close after she finished a dismal second to last in the first round two days ago. Yeah, we didn’t really watch...

The former wife of Cristian Castro and current Paraguayan model, Gabriela Bo, graces our page because she’s glowing. And because Paraguayan models are all the rave these days. Thank you for showing us the way, Leryn. More Machochip “Hottie...

Lerynita! Que paso! Sad news in the sports world today as Paraguay’s Leryn Franco—the lovely Olympian we fell in love with after we discovered Bia and Branca Feres—skewered her chances of competing for another day when she fell really...

Cristiano Ronaldo left Los Angeles, Ca with more than a tan if we’re to believe reports that a British model named Jasmine Lennard, reportedly American Idol crank Simon Cowell’s ex, stole his heart in Tinseltown. Lennard is a former...

It’s almost time for NFL fanatics to designate each and every Sunday, Monday nights, sometimes Thursday and Saturday to unabashed obsessiveness over football. So what better way to commemorate the commencement of grid-iron fanaticism than profiling the Miami Dolphins...

While other sites have been showcasing any nude boobie affiliated with the Olympics, we’ve been keen to isolate those Latina hotties competing in the most exciting games since Jesse Owens took four gold in 1936. Our newest addition came...

Going into these games, the general consensus was that China could enhance its image during these Olympic games, despite its pervasive human rights violations. But surprisingly, each day that passes makes us think of China as even skeezier than...

Contrary to belief that athlete’s need to manage great gains on the field to increase endorsement dividends off the field, Anna Kournikova completely thrashes the concept of extraordinary athlete=tons of dough. See, she’s what you call a fluke: a...

The last time we encountered Daisy De La Hoya (Oscar De La Hoya’s lovely niece), she was telling us we were number one with her middle finger while teasing us with a bottle of Jack Daniels and seven lines...

We apologize for being a bit tardy on this story, but we were overwhelmed with all sorts of other, you know, topics and there was simply no brainpower left to sustain the debilitating power of another beauty. But alas,...

The Olympic hosts are going to be pleased to hear their national anthem reverberating throughout the National Indoor Stadium tonight after China defeated the US in the Women’s gymnastics competition by a mere 2.375 points. The US was looking...

There is definitely a surplus of beautiful women participating in the Olympics this year and the list keeps on growing today. We’re not sure where Spain’s rhythmic gymnast Almudena Cid Tostado stands when it comes to racism in her...

We’re almost certain you haven’t tapped out on gorgeous Olympians just yet. Meet Leryn Franco. She’s a 26 year old Paraguayan javelin thrower with two Olympic competitions under her lovely belt. She’s also a former runner-up in the Miss...

With only five months left in his presidency, George W. Bush isn’t going to shy away from his admiration for the US Women’s Beach Volleyball team. He’s also going to ogle as hard as he can because what else...

Defending 400 m freestyle world champ Laura Manaudou finished dead last during yesterday’s swimming competition and it was a stunner to most viewers who expected her to run away with some metallic configuration around her neck. Unbeknown to us...