You know, if David Hasselhoff showed this much enthusiasm in his acting as he does in this clip from America’s Got Talent, then maybe Knight Rider would be on its 25th year instead of a crappy 2.0 version. [YouTube]...

Tom Brady has been blasphemin’… well, in Texas and certain parts of Oklahoma, anyway. In an interview with Esquire magazine, the New England Patriots’ dreamy QB explains that he’s in the throes of an existential crisis that usually befalls...

We fantasize about almost anything on a daily basis: teleportation, money-trees growing out of the ground and an instant fat-dissolver cream we can apply under our belly button whenever we need it. Tom Brady has fantasies too. But his...

Geez that was brilliant. So, if you look closely, some guy’s job is to wipe down, or reposition, or lather up Gisele Budchen’s glutes during photoshoots. Yeah, don’t you hate your job right now? And he probably gets paid...

Lebron James is only the third man to ever grace the cover of Vogue magazine and he’s definitely the coolest. Richard Gere was on the cover in 1992 and George Clooney in 2000, but that doesn’t impress us. No...

Granted, this is mildly funny. But, we don’t really understand the Waldo inspired onesies? Explain. [YouTube, via Who Ate All The Pies] The chubby Ronaldo hasn’t entirely thrown in the towel. We’re all about miracles and such, but it...

Christie’s auction house in New York is auctioning off celebrity nudes April 10th, including a titillating photograph of Tom Brady’s main squeeze, Gisele Bundchen (NSFW!). The grainy, black & white image is expected to fetch somewhere around $30,000-40,000, so...

So here’s the deal. Gisele Bundchen, Tom Brady’s cursed girlfriend, said she’d go topless, butt-chilling naked if her man and the Patriots lost on Sunday. An unreliable source, The Cleveland Leader, quoted Gisele as saying, “If the Pats lose,...

It should come as no surprise to anyone that a small Brazilian town has no idea who the heck New England Patriots’ QB Tom Brady is. Pele, Ronaldo, Rivaldo, Cafu, Ronaldinho, etc are the only “football” names worth remembering....

We are all hot for Ines Gomez Mont, the wedding dress seductress who tried to woo Tom Brady from Gisele at Media Day yesterday with a wedding proposal. It was all hodgepodge, but her boobs tenacity inspired us so much...

Gisele Bundchen has been Tom Brady’s main squeeze for some time now. And everyone has something to say about. Personally, we don’t care too much as long as she’s donning bikinis. But after this week’s boot incident, some weirdos...

The Super Bowl is not only a time of high excitement, but of major scrutiny. Any slip up will be remembered in the annals of Super Bowl lore. For this reason, Machochip contributing editor Alex Ferreyra is lending a...