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WednesdayJuly162008

Ever Seen Diana Ross Take A Penalty Kick? Neither Have We. Here You Go.

We remember attending the Colombia V USA game at the Rose Bowl in Pasadena and wondering why everyone always booed the dude with the big hair (Carlos Valderrama). We don’t remember Diana Ross’ during the opening ceremony of the...

WednesdayJuly092008

About To Be Knocked Out Of A Soccer Tourney? Well, Score An Own Goal, Silly.

So check this. In a 1994 Shell Caribbean Cup qualifying showdown, Barbados was on the verge of qualifying for the finals after taking a 2-0 lead on Grenada. They needed to beat Grenada by two goals, and nothing less,...

FridayJune062008

Goal Of The Day: Juan Pablo Angel Pulls A Fast One.

Make no mistake that Juan Pablo Angel will be analyzed, criticized, admired, hated and revered as the saving grace for the New York Red Bulls once Jozy Altidore departs for Recreativo Huelva Villareal. (More on Recreativo in a bit.)...

WednesdayMay212008

If You Have The Time: Manchester United V Chelsea Penalty Shootout.

This is long, but some of you may have been stuck at work, or left out in the rain somewhere because you tried to skip work, yet were unable to remember that while ditching work, you forgot your car...

WednesdayMay212008

Champions League Final: Manchester United Are Victorious.

We just got back from, um, a “cafe” where we were watching the Champions League finals game with around 200 Chelsea and Macnhester United fans. The atmosphere was volatile, with multiple cheering sections full of gleeful drunkards and guys...

FridayApril042008

'Member? David Beckham Is On The Board.

Whas Happened In Sports Last Night MLS: A gutsy performance out in Los Angeles as David Beckham and Landon Donovan get engaged score a duo. It’s an ideal situation, but that one will be scarce. San Jose 0, Los...

WednesdayMarch262008

Heads Up: BBC's Top Ten World Cup Goals Seems Fitting On FIFA Day.

Apparently this list started at 239, but who has time on a Wednesday for 239 clips of goals? And, how in the world is Diego Maradona’s goal number 2? [YouTube] Sports Illustrated has opened up their archives to you,...

ThursdayMarch202008

Goal Of The Day: Cristiano Ronaldo Is Manchester United's Scoring King.

Cristiano Ronaldo took legendary Manchester United striker George Best’s single season scoring record and shredded it. This free kick was goal number 33 of the season, with two more months left to play. Will he top 40 goals this...

MondayMarch032008

Tim Cahill Gives Big-Ups To His Jailbird Brother

Everton striker Tim Cahill’s goal celebration has raised some controversy from people who are annoyed by goal celebrations. Cahill scored Everton’s second goal during their Premiership match today and gave a shout out to his jailbird brother by locking...

FridayFebruary012008

Goal Of The Day: Hugo Sanchez's Chilena.

We tried this once and didn’t even make it two feet off the ground, wound up landing on our tailbone and our soccer ball ended up in the neighbors yard. On the other hand, Hugo Sanchez could do this...

ThursdayJanuary312008

Cristiano Ronaldo's Amazing Free Kick Against Portsmouth "Is Truly A Gift From Heaven"

It’s not our goal of the day, but we just couldn’t pass this up. The announcer gushes over Cristiano Ronaldo’s free kick against Portsmouth, and we admit, we were gushing a bit too. Can this guy get any better?...

FridayJanuary182008

Landon Donovan's Plan For A Record Does Not Come Together

Landon Donovan might want to hold off from popping the champagne on his coronation as America’s international goal-scoring king. It turns out FIFA doesn’t think last year’s friendly against Denmark was against top competition, so they’re not counting the...

MondayNovember192007

Kaká Blasts Goal, Funky Music Ensues

We’re not sure if this video is fascinating because of Kaká’s awesome goal, or because the music that follows reminds us of old “Voltron” cartoons where the superhero dudes (and dudette) unleash their powers. It’s cold, our coffee is...

ThursdayNovember152007

When It Rains Stupidity In Soccer, You Get Poured A Full Glass Of Laughs

A few of these we remember and a few of them had us scratching our heads wondering who the hell was dumb enough to miss some of these shots. Watch out for the falling penalty shooter; that damn patch...

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