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FridayNovember072008

El Paso Golf Course Sees Five Hole-In-Ones In A Week... All By Amateur Golfer Curt Hocker

Is Curt Hocker the greatest golfer no one’s ever heard of? In the span of six days, the guy has hit five holes-in-one, which have been verified by witness who are neither related to Hocker or banging him. From...

ThursdayOctober302008

A Drunken John Daly Just Can't Be Torn From Hooters, Spends A Night In The Pokey

We’ve always felt that John Daly’s popularity stemmed from how much like the average Joe he was. He smokes, he’s a heavy drinker, he has family problems. Yet he still went out there week after week and competed on...

TuesdayOctober212008

'Member?: New England Proves It's Not Dead Yet

Whas Happened In Sports Last Night NFL: So when Bill Belichick runs up the score on Mike Shanahan, does nobody win? Matt Casell threw for three touchdowns and Sammy Morris ran for 138 yards and a touchdown, all of...

MondayOctober202008

Camilo Villegas' Uncle Ernesto Villegas Zuluaga Shot Dead In Colombia

Colombian Golfer Camilo Villegas is home from Florida for funeral services for his uncle and godfather 53 year-old Ernesto Villegas Zuluaga. Zuluaga was assassinated Saturday during an attempted robbery of his coffee trading business in the town of Chinchiná...

MondaySeptember222008

Heads Up: Happy Gilmore Helped Win The Ryder Cup.

Original Video- More videos at TinyPic The US Ryder Cup team beat the Europeans 16 1/2 to 11 1/2 snapping a four-year winning streak. This is how the team celebrated. David Beckham too a nasty tackle this weekend from Marc...

ThursdaySeptember112008

You're Current Caddy Is Probably Old...And Ugly..And A Dude, It's Time To Change

Hey, vatos. Do you guys play golf? We sure as hell don’t. Unless “playing golf” means hitting balls off of our suburban parent’s house into the old people’s homes and downing a Colt Reserve 2-11 before every shot. But...

ThursdaySeptember112008

Bolivian Cholitas Do More Than Wrestle, Enjoy 18-Holes Of Golf

Dudes, Bolivian “Cholitas” are awesome. Remember when we reported about the Bolivian cholitas getting down with headlocks and body slams? Well, they’ve amped up their “cool” factor by about ten-fold after we discovered they’re now hitting up tee-time at...

MondaySeptember082008

Camilo Villegas Wins BMW Championship By Actually Making Putts

Colombian golfer Camilo Villegas is known throughout the PGA Tour as “Spider-Man” because of his uncanny approach to putting and we discovered him in March when the New York Times gushed over his sex appeal. (See picture). Before winning...

WednesdaySeptember032008

Lorena Ochoa Think The LPGA 'English-Only' Rule Is A 'Little Drastic'

When we heard about the LPGA’s “English-only” rule, we were kind of left scratching our heads. Apparently using the sex appeal of players like Anna Rawson and Natalie Glubis to sell a women’s sport wasn’t working, so they decided...

TuesdaySeptember022008

Elin Woods, Tiger Woods' Wife, Is Preggers With Super Baby

Tiger Woods’ knee injury didn’t detour him from, um, well…Elin Woods is pregnant with Tiger Woods’ second child and will deliver some time in late Winter. The little tike or tikette will attain genes that every single human being...

ThursdayAugust282008

LPGA's Mandate To Make "You Better Speaka Da English" Rule Stick May Be Illegal

We were reprimanded by our teachers for speaking Spanish in class when we were in the third grade. It was a confusing experience because we were under the impression that everyone could understand us in whatever language. We dished...

TuesdayAugust262008

You Better Speak English In The LPGA Or Else!

The LPGA has gone completely totalitarian in it’s pursuit to get everyone on the circuit to embrace the fine compositions of the English-language. Did somebody allow a Minutemen member to take the podium during a press-conference in Korea this...

WednesdayAugust202008

Move Over BMX Dudes And Trampoline Jumpers—What New Sports Are Coming To The Olympics In 2016?

Did you know that the first Olympic BMX Cycling competition started today? We didn’t get the memo that the grand old games were merging with the X Games, but we’re down with getting a medal off a sport invented...

WednesdayAugust202008

Tiger Woods Walks On Water, Is Hey-Sus Christo Guey!

EA Sports has released a new vid of Tiger Woods walking on water because he’s the savior and lord of all things golf. Actually, EA released the promo in response to a YouTube video (at the beginning of this...

WednesdayJune252008

Children's Golf, Strippers And Water Guns: This Should Be Fun.

Workers at the Eagle Trace Golf Course cited “mistiming” as the reason why strippers for Shotgun Willie’s Charity Golf Tournament rolled up in limos while children from the Gold Crown Junior Golf Association—a golf club comprised of 7-12 year...

ThursdayJune192008

Was Tiger Woods Faking His Knee Injury At The US Open?

Out of all the athletes to mock, why would you pick the one who can bludgeon you with his sporting tool? Golfer Retief Goosen has gone and done exactly that, calling Tiger Woods a faker because he didn’t believe...

TuesdayJune172008

'Member? Tiger Takes U.S. Open In 91 Holes.

Whas Happened In Sports While We Were Flying To Mexico City U.S. Open: We’ve read that Rocco Mediate put up the greatest fight of his life, but it was still short of successfully defeating the greatest golfer in the...

TuesdayMay202008

Twins Pitcher Deadly With A Set Of Golf Clubs... Well, Attemptedly Deadly

When Cuba becomes a bettor’s paradise again, gambling won’t be the only vice that will bring people to the island. Golf is huge there (as are the asses, but that’s another story), so it’s no surprise that Minnesota Twins...

MondayMay122008

Sergio Garcia Is A Champion And An Honest Man

Spanish golfer Sergio Garcia lifted the demons off of his burly chest to capture the Players Championship with a one-hole playoff victory against Paul Goydos (like Gordito! Ha!). Garcia, usually coined as a bad putter, made up for the...

TuesdayApril292008

Heads Up: John Daly Is Shirtless, Barefoot And An Inspiration.

A shirtless John Daly nauseates and inspires us at the same time. We’re totally blogging shirtless and barefoot today because you can’t diss the fat man. [FanHouse] Jimi Hendrix filmed a sextape in the 1970’s that consists of a...

WednesdayMarch262008

Lorena Ochoa Loves People, Tiger Woods Wants You To Shut The F*#& UP!

If you want to compare the LPGA’s best and the PGA’s best, stop right here. We perused through USA Today’s golf page when we caught sight of Lorena Ochoa’s name and a post commending her recent visit to Ping,...

ThursdayMarch202008

Camilo Villegas Is A Sexy Version Of Tiger Woods, But Please—No Sexy Dames

It’s nice when a sports story comes out of Colombia that doesn’t involve riots, drugs or rioting over drugs. Golfer Camilo Villegas’ is one such tale, but wethinks that his New York Times profile got a little creepy as...

FridayMarch072008

Pro Golfer Tripp Isenhour Kills A Hawk, Animal Activists Go "Squaaaaw"

Tripp Isenhour is a doubter of his professional golfing abilities. Well, that’s his defense after animal activists turned irate over reports that Isenhour killed a squawking hawk during the filming of “Shoot Like A Pro.” The hawk was squawking...

FridayJanuary182008

Golfweek Decides Kelly Tilghman Hasn't Offended Enough People, Goes Extra Mile

(UPDATE: It turns out the editor, Dave Seanor, has been “replaced.”) In a move that probably won’t lead to the American Society of Magazine Editors award for cover of the year, Golfweek has decided to illustrate Kelly Tilghman’s Tiger...

TuesdayJanuary082008

Television Anchor Makes A Racial Remark About Tiger Woods, Is Blonde

Live television can really put a sports telecaster in a bind. Kelly Tilghman is the main play-by-play announcer for the Golf Channel’s PGA coverage. She’s the first women to ever head a the play-by-play of a major men’s sports...

FridayDecember142007

Heads Up: At Least They Waited For The Puck To Drop

Here’s a hockey fight from last night that happened at the beginning of the first period. Jesus, people, why don’t you just duke it out in the parking lot before the game? Although we do admit loving the ref...

MondayNovember192007

Heads Up: The Germans Love Their Fingers

When Jens Lehmann gave Germans the finger, we remembered this gem from Deutschland’s national coach Joachim Löw. Man, someone give him a bratwurst or something. Or at least some speed stick. [The Beautiful Game] Nine cities are interested in...

MondayNovember122007

Justin Timberlake Is Hitting The Greens

Popstar Justin Timberlake is trading microphones for golf clubs. Timberlake is scheduled to host a PGA tour event in Las Vegas in 2008. The idea is simple. Wait, wasn’t golf all hyped up on Tiger Woods and that Singh...

FridayOctober122007

"Mexican Golf Sensation" Isn't An Oxymoron Anymore, Thanks Lorena Ochoa

After beating out scores of ladies over six major tournaments this year, Mexican golf sensation Lorena Ochoa finally caught our eye. Before her, we didn’t even realize Mexicans knew about golf. Shit, were we wrong. Not only did Lorenita...

ThursdaySeptember202007

Golf Decides To Create Anti-Doping Policy, Fatsos Can Still Smoke On The Greens

The latest word from the PGA is that they are ready to battle that devourer of integrity, (no, not polysester pants): steroids. The PGA joined the ranks of “responsible sports” by announcing they would initiate a drug policy for...

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