Whas happened in sports last night. Soccer Friendly: Well, at least he showed up. Diego Maradona’s first game as Argie manager was saved from a less than auspicious beginning when Atletico Madrid winger Maxi banged home the game’s only...

Whas Happened In Sports Last Night NFL: So if you were Raiders head coach Lane Kiffin, would you be packing right about now? His job security is about as solid as an Al Davis’ poop after a Monday night...

This song was ruined for us the moment it was introduced in that Mrs. Doubtfire scene where the kids are throwing a party and dancing on tables with with Robin Williams. This is equally as disturbing. [Busted Coverage] NBC...

We know you’ve tried to block out Brett Favre’s pre-Jet days, but you might remember that he was offered $20 million over 10 years to stay away from the team. Man, talk about f-you money. But the general perception...

It’s a sad day for Green Bay Packers’ fans and a lucrative (and hopeful) day for the New York Jets. Now that Brett Favre is a Jet, it’s safe to say that his career and image will forever be...

Quick question: has a fawning SI cover ever been so undeserved? In an interview with Fox, Favre has alluded that he might go down to Packers training camp even though A) he’s retired and B) no one wants him...

In the greatest post-career move since that kid from The Toy started directing porn movies, EA has chosen Brett Farve to grace the cover of this year’s Madden 2009 game. Boy were we off. It seems that the game’s...

So if a comet lands on Green Bay Packers’ new QB Aaron Rodger’s head, would Brett Favre step up and take his place? It looks like it could be a possibility after Favre disclosed he’s enticed by the idea...

Brett Favre officially retired from football today when he appeared before shutter bugs and reporters during a planned press conference. The emotional Favre thanked God, his organization and all of his fans for the years he was allowed to...

You must really be down and out if, as a former football player, you resort to relinquishing a valuable symbol of perfection like a Super Bowl ring. Unfortunately for Ron Cox (the person in charge of blacking out his...

Luis Aragones isn’t in the mood to talk about why Real Madrid’s Raul isn’t on his international roster. The word “Cobarde” that you keep hearing means coward and, well, sports just make us so happy. [YouTube] Manchester United fans...

Maxim put out an APB on them crazy, below-freezing-bikini-wearing Packers’ girls earlier this week, but eventually decided that the ladies were fugly weren’t exactly Maxim material. Instead of showcasing a typical soft porn spread in the Maxim style, the...

Remember how we were talking about “Old boobs bad: Young boobs good?” Apparently, Maxim magazine and its’ assortment of pervs journalists are as infatuated about the subject as we are and are now plotting to contract three harlots that...

So Eli Manning and the Giants are headed to the Super Bowl. We’re not surprised for two reasons: 1) That 9-0 road game streak was conjured up by witchcraft so it was inevitable that Eli & Company would win...

Whas Happened In Sports This Weekend NFL Recap NFC Championship: Grudge fight. Stinking cold. The field goal kicker’s legs were frozen shanks of glory. Hot damn. New England and the New York Giants will play in the Super Bowl....

We wouldn’t put it past the people of West Virgina to blame Rich Rodriguez for high car prices, too. [YouTube] Hank Steinbrenner talks himself out of not doing business with the Twins for Johan Santana. And if you followed...

Not being dads ourselves, we can make the audacious claim that being a team superfan is a lot like raising a child. You watch them both from their creation (or beginning of the season) and experience highs and lows...

Whas Happened In Sports This Weekend NFL Playoff Roundup NFC: We’re not even going to mention the Jessica Simpson factor when it comes to the Cowboys’ loss. No way. Not at all. You going back to Cabo this weekend,...

Nick Barnett was made the laughing-stock of the NFL this weekend when he found himself wrestled to the ground by referee Jim Quirk during Sunday’s game against Chicago. It was probably the most comedic performance of the year since...

Whas Happened In Sports This Weekend La Liga: It’s just not the same without David Beckham Roberto Carlos. Ok, we’re over it. Real Madrid 1, FC Barcelona 0. [AFP] NFL: Run McNabb! Run! Fumble! Wait! Oh crap! Touchdown? Ha!...

Here’s a look at some Green Bay Packers fans getting their hip-hop-ian ho-down celebrations underway during a Sunday tailgate. Honestly, it could have been worse. Ever witnessed suburbanites dancing to Reggaeton? Gives us chills just thinking about it. Video...

Whas Happened In Sports Last Night NFL: Antonio Romo took a break from shagging pop-stars and beat Green Bay’s Brett Favre/Aaron Rodgers duo 37-27. Next on the list: conquering Jessica Simpson’s pantie drawer. [Dallas Morning News] Uefa Cup: Atletico...

When the Cowboys and Packers meet tonight in Dallas, there will only be a relatively few people watching. That’s because for most of America, the game will only be carried on the NFL Network, who has decided to call...

This Thursday night, the few people who get the NFL Network will watch the biggest NFC game of the year between the Dallas Cowboys and Green Bay Packers. The teams are 10-1, leading the race for the Super Bowl...

Whas Happened In Sports On Turkey Day NFL: Cheese head nation stuffed the Detroit lions in Turkey Day matchup. Green Bay 37, Detroit Lions 26. [LATimes] College Football: Pete Carroll was reunited with his ego last night as USC...

Apparently performance bonuses are the new thing in sports these days. Yesterday, “fans” were giving soccer players cars, and now the Green Bay Packers are giving out bonuses within themselves for certain goals. How middle management of them. ESPN...

Whas Happened In Sports Last Night MLS Cup: The Houston Dynamo capture their second consecutive championship and it was the only time we’ve EVER rooted for a Texas team. New England Revolution 1, Houston 2. [CNN] Euro 2008: Israel’s...

Whas Happened In Sports Last Night English Premiership: At this rate, Chelsea’s entire staff are on the verge of a nervous breakdown. Everton’s Tim Cahill stuns Chelsea with a late equalizer; final 1-1. [The Sun] Boxing: Puerto Rican Miguel...

At a record of 7-1, you wouldn’t think the Green Bay Packers needed anymore motivation. Packers’ head coach Mike McCarthy revealed that he’s contacted ex-UFC fighter Randy Couture to give a nice little pep talk to his boys before...

Whas Happened In Sports Last Night Monday Night Football: Brett Favre and the Green Bay Packers beat Denver in overtime 19-13. It hasn’t been a great week in Colorado at all. [MSNBC] NHL: Yo, where did all the freakin’...