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FridayAugust152008

Club America's Guillermo Ochoa Doesn't Want Your Foreign Blood On His Team

Since the British rambunctiously protested foreigners “invading” their league last year, there’s been anti-foreigners movement throughout soccer that’s starting to piss us off. Why? Firstly, it’s a global game people. And when a Brazilian plays in England, or a...

TuesdayFebruary192008

Guillermo Ochoa Leaves "I Want To Get Out Of Here" Droppings

It’s no secret that Guillermo Ochoa has provoked speculation that he’s willing to leave Mexican soccer club America for Europe at any time. After his latest assessment of the team, Ochoa laid the foundation for a possible leap to...

ThursdayJanuary312008

Guillermo Ochoa Is One Lunge Closer To Joining The Other Madrid

Mexican international goalkeeper Guillermo Ochoa has been forthright about his chance to get the hell out of Mexico. His persistent attempts to entice European clubs with his unrestrained, open-armed salutations are easy to mock…but they seem to be working....

FridayDecember142007

"Memo" Ochoa Still Craving Some European Love

Mexican goalkeeper Guillermo Ochoa has been lusting for some European love lately. Getting tired of pay stubs that read “IOU?” No worries Memo, someone will come a callin’ soon. Just let that be someone from the Western, kind of...

ThursdayNovember082007

Guillermo Ochoa Wants To Change His Aguila Yellow To Red Devil...Um...Red.

Nobody from Europe calling you out? No worries. Just tell reporters that you’ve had meetings with a big European club and bam, magic. That’s what Club America’s goalie Guillermo Ochoa is doing. The 22 year-old club and Mexican national...

WednesdayOctober312007

Guess Who? El Hijo del Santo Gets His FIFA On

What do you get when you combine fútbol video games and Lucha Libre legends? A cool fucking photo-op, that’s what. El Hijo del Santo, with his famous silver-glittered mask, swapped some chilenas and sombreritos on FIFA 2008 with Mexican...

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