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WednesdayOctober012008

Hey remember when all those Olympic Chinese gymnasts were called out for being underage? Well they were cleared, but now the girls from the Sydney games are being looked at. Wheel in the sky keeps on turnin’… [BBC]...

ThursdayAugust212008

Hackers Use The Beep-Boop-Boop-Beep To Prove China's A Buncha Liars

As of this morning, the Americans lead the total medal count at the Olympics, but trail China in the Gold tally by almost 20. Half of those golds, however, have been won by the Chinese women’s gymnastics team who...

MondayAugust182008

Heads Up: Trampolines Are Extremely Dangerous, Make You Go Kersplat!

http://view.break.com/78189 - Watch more free videos This is the type of video that will make you shudder and cringe for days to come. In fact, we don’t know if we can get over this today. The sound itself conjures up...

FridayAugust152008

Heads Up: Bela Karolyi Shows Us The Right Way To Cheer On Women's Gymnastics.

Former US Gymnast coach Bela Karolyi is still as enthusiastic about his beloved sport as ever. During yesterday’s individual competition, Karolyi was about to have a heart-attack during Nastia Liukin’s floor exercise routine. Just look at his finger twirls!...

WednesdayJuly232008

Dominique Moceanu Deserves A Gold Medal In Phone Face-Planting (Singles Competition)

Next month, when you’re eating your corn dogs and rooting for your favorite country in the Olympics, remember what kind of preparation and struggle these athletes had to go through. Some have been training all their lives, waking up...

MondayApril282008

Vladamir Putin Will Be Puttin' A Wedding Ring On Gymnast Alina Kabayeva

According to people who have no real ties to Putin, Russian president and soon-to-be prime minister Vladimir Putin divorced his wife two months ago in order to wed current girlfriend and supple seductress Alina Kabayeva, seen here elegantly resting...

MondayApril072008

Heads Up: "Look Out For That Wall" Would Have Sufficed.

Tumbler Tumbles 1) We’re impressed at how fast she’s tumbling down the mat. 2) We’re amazed she didn’t fly through the padded wall. 3) Why, oh, why did the person videotaping turn away? [Myspace TV] Zinedine Zidane sure plays a...

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