One of our favorite Simpsons is the Frank Grimes episode where the poor guy just can’t catch a break, even at his own funeral. That’s what immediately popped into our head when we finished this article about warring MLB...

As much as we like to mock Cristiano Ronaldo around here, his amazing talent tips the scales back into his favor, allowing us to respect him at the level of a trained seal. But we seem to be in...