Brazilian goalie Clemer goofed yesterday during Vasco V Internacional when he misjudged the bounce of a ball that was traveling no more than 2mph and kicked it into his own net. Saude! [The Spoiler] Some bloggers are completely perplexed...

http://view.break.com/78189 - Watch more free videos This is the type of video that will make you shudder and cringe for days to come. In fact, we don’t know if we can get over this today. The sound itself conjures up...

Former US Gymnast coach Bela Karolyi is still as enthusiastic about his beloved sport as ever. During yesterday’s individual competition, Karolyi was about to have a heart-attack during Nastia Liukin’s floor exercise routine. Just look at his finger twirls!...

Ok. What the hell is going on these days? Georgia invades foreign territory and Russia rolls into their turf; the Chupacabra is engaging in some daylight escapades in Texas; Bigfoot has been found, is dead and stored in some...

Apparently this video has been making the rounds around the net, but this is the first time we see it. Reebok teamed up with San Diego Chargers’ player Chris Chambers in an ad about catching multiple footballs at one...

Monday Night Football kicked off with Aaron Rodgers taking charge of the Green Bay Packers for the first time this season, but that took a back seat to James Jones getting clobbered by two Bengals defenders, having his helmet...

A young cheerleader felt the brunt force of a professional soccer kick in Germany this weekend. It’s a good thing these gals are trained in “rah-rah-rah” stretches or else her noggin’ would have been halfway to Luxembourg. [The Beautiful...

If you own a gaming console, then you’ll probably be at your local retail store, waiting in line to get the new Madden on August 12 at midnight. And yes, we are positive some of you will reenact this...

If you’re tired of watching regular sports like swimming, diving and equestrian sports, and you feel there’s another sport you’d like to see, like, something you’ve probably invented in your backyard, then make a video and send it to...

Here’s a unique soccer commercial showcasing some underwater skills from soccer players we don’t recognize. There are no special effects involved. That is a real ball they’re using. Wait. No. That is real water they are playing in. Only...

70’s night at Wrigley Field brought out the crazies and the rain delays put them into action for our viewing pleasure. Have you ever seen Elvis glide like that? [With Leather] The US Women’s National Soccer team has an...

Because we know you’re going to miss them anyway and peruse through YouTube to find out what the fuss was about, so we’re simply going to cut all the fat out and show you clips of the opening ceremony....

It’s great to find another analogy to describe what our head feels like after a night of drinking. “Dude, my noggin’ feels like it was smashed by a…er…um…a giant soccer ball. [With Leather] The Indian dudes that brought you...

We made this mistake a few years back when we went camping. Ever try and grab the muffler of a dune-buggie after you’ve managed to topple it over a hill? Don’t try it. Apparently, there are serious consequences when...

The Brazilian volleyball dude getting a facial is named Emmanuel and apparently he’s a very talented player. So talented that he never gets his sunglasses or hate knocked off his head by a scorching spike. “He got it good.”...

Bayern Munich revealed their latest kits for the 2008/2009 season via pyrotechnics and gorgeous models dancing and flailing their arms like if Absynthe had possessed them. The only thing left out of the celebration was the nudity. Come on!...

Fridays bring about joy throughout Machochip headquarters because today signifies the day we can drink as much as we want without worrying about being hungover the next day. /Sigh It also means we can show you hilarious little Machochippers...

Alexei Ramirez has seven errors all year and this is the reason why. Though, we’d probably be calling him a dufus if the ball had gone into the stands. Anyway, we can perform tricks too. Look, we’re blogging with...

We’d be all smiles if we were a part of a trio that consisted of Cristiano Ronaldo and Carlos Tevez. Seriously, Nike. Go ask Juan Carlos if he’s freakin’ happy he’s the King of Spain. Um, answer will most...

If you’re not laughing at about the three second mark, then just shut it off. Maybe Christian Bale caught sight of this and he went berserk. [YouTube] The UCLA Bruins are sending 37 athletes to the Beijing Olympic games....

Foul balls are dangerous. Especially since they’re always attacking you with the relentlessness of locusts. Fuck, just leave us alone, foul balls! No, that’s not the correct reaction any of us should take, capiche? You go to the ballpark...

We can’t really decipher what people are saying, but it appears that AC Milan are glad to have their Brazilian prize and Ronaldinho is happy someone is still going to pay him to play soccer. It’s a shame they...

One thing we really miss about living in Los Angeles is the ghetto-fabulous couture that’s always strutting around. If you’re looking for some diamond-encrusted brass knuckles, or you simply want a giant car rim replica on your jock, then...

That was Chase Utley’s response when bombarded with boos during the All-Star HR Derby introductions. He’s since apologized, but you know he was speaking for around 50 million baseball fans. [Boston Herald] No more plastic guitar nonsense. Starpex unveils...

We assume luchadores can get away with getting manicures and pedicures because they never have to reveal their identity. [YouTube] A-Rod hosted an All-Star Game party last night and invited peeps like Shaquille “Kobe How Does My Ass Taste”...

Ronnie Renner broke the Guinness Book of World Records record for a quarterpipe jump. We’re not sure what that means exactly, but he definitely didn’t face plant into the canvas so it must be a good thing. [LAist] The...

The Milwaukee Brewers’ Core Hart was voted into the 2008 All-Star Game by fans and his teammates decided a beer shower was the most appropriate way to celebrate. 9/10 times it is. But there’s that one time, when the...

The has been making the rounds throughout the blogs and it’s really funny. Jesse Jackson isn’t too fond of Barack because of Barack’s stance on faith-based initiatives. And because he’s talking down to black people, which merits the severing...

There’s no way you’d see this going on on the 405 in Los Angeles. One, there’s simply too much traffic. Two, cops are everywhere. And three, you wouldn’t dare put your iPhone at risk. Imagine losing it at 80mph?...

Formula One champ Kimi Räikkönen wasn’t too pleased when some cameraman stepped all over his gear prior to a race this weekend in Britain. We’d do the same if the guy was trying to get us with a helmet...

You’d have a better chance of being struck by lightning five times in your lifetime than ever see a baseball perched on a fence for a few seconds. And thanks to ESPN, every single angle is covered. [With Leather]...

Michael Barrett of the Colorado Rockies took a foul ball to the face last night during an at-bat. Just keep replaying the hell out of this video. [Fan IQ] Lenny Kravitz has responded to allegations that he’s finger-picking Cynthia...

If there’s a question that’s been nagging us for years, it’s the question of whether we were an accident you could dive into a kiddie pool from 35 feet. Um, Professor Splash says yes. [With Leather] So they’ve got...

David Beckham and the Galaxy went heads up with D.C. United yesterday and lost miserably. Only consolation for them is knowing that David Beckham’s kicks still have enough to knock the daylights out of an opposing player. New stratagem,...

This may chip away at our machista factor, but we’ve never ridden a motorcycle. The allure of streaming down a highway, blinded by an enormous skull-savior, with bugs crashing into our heads has never been appealing. The death from...

A fan stormed onto the field during the Euro 2008 semis yesterday and we missed it all because cameras were pointed at the fan zone. Looks like the guy was laid out real good, too. [YouTube] There’s a possibility...

http://view.break.com/525981 - Watch more free videos It’s a pain when your board snaps in half while you’re trying to ollie off a five foot jump. It’s even worse when broken skateboard launches it’s severed appendage towards your jugular and connects....

Nope. Not even close. It’s a giant cow that personifies the infamous Atlanta Braves chop. You know, the one that undermines Native Americans by echoing a resound “how” and gesturing a chop. It’s a crowd favorite and something blindly...

NHRA funny car driver Scott Kalitta didn’t survive this horrendous crash from Saturday. After traveling more than 300mph, Kalitta’s car exploded and without a parachute, slammed into the end of the runway. He was airlifted to a nearby hospital...

You’ve gotta give credit to the cheerleader for turning her back to the ball. If she was looking the other way, then we might have witnessed a different video. For one, she’d probably be on the ground unconscious but...

This throw isn’t the hardest, but those dunk tank balls are usually hard at the core like a softball. Hence, it’ll probably crack your nose at a meager 25mph. Why this girl was standing directly behind the line of...

Now listen carefully folks, you’re entitled to a day if you’re sick. You’re guaranteed a few months off if you’re pregnant. If you’re dead and found burned in a forest after celebrating your birthday, well you have to be...

Man Squirts Milk From Eye We’ve been able to make a squeaking sounds out of our right eye since we were five. It’s disgusting and our friends hate it. But this is a new level of ocular obscurity. Meet this...

Who Ate All The Pies has christened this move “the circle jerk”, but we like “egotistical bastard with amazing ball control spins.” Unless you speak Italian, just forward the video to the :32 mark for Ronaldo’s new move. [Who...

Fans are really confident these days. But we’re not sure how Troy Percival kept his cool in this video. Major league pitchers can hit the corner of a 17-inch wide plate with a pitch traveling as fast as 95mph....

Watch the video. Grimace. Chortle. And tell us all about it. This one’s totally for commenter pocho_guey_al_norte. [With Leather] Marca reports that Spain’s Iker Casillas may be effected directly by a Spanish transit strike because he didn’t pack enough...

Chinese singer/rapper/graffiti facade grinder Neko Zhang has a “hit” single about Yao Ming. It goes something like “Yao Ming Yao Ming…Is tall…He’s from Shanghai…” Anyway, we’re doubting this song will be a top 40 hit in the US, but...

We’ve never seen this clip before and are amazing by that ridiculous mullet the referees resiliant back. Seriously, how did it not snap like that unreliable turnbuckle? [With Leather] Evander Holyfield’s Georgia home is facing foreclosure. Thankfully, Holyfield gets...

We’re fortunate to work wherever we please: cafes, living room and Bryant Park on a sunny day usually rock it. Thankfully, we never have to deal with douchebags of this kind. Though, the baristas in Soho are morons and...

Racing car driver Jordi Serón had this to say about the crash above: “I am not worried about what happened,” he said later. “Things like this often happen in this sport. I have nothing else to say for the...