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ThursdayAugust212008

Olympic Horses Disqualified For Banned Substances

Four horses were banned from today’s individual equestrian competitions after the four-legged mammals were found to have banned substances in their pee-pee. Following news of Lantinus’ positive drugs test, Horse Sport Ireland said that Lynch had admitted using a...

WednesdayJuly022008

Horse Trainer Thingie Looks Like It Could Induce Heart-Attacks

After the young filly Eight Belles died on the racetrack after running a sensational race during the Kentucky Derby, there’s been rampant speculation about training horses at a young age. We’re guessing opponents against the horse racing aren’t going...

TuesdayJune242008

Big Brown's Shoes Weren't Tied During Belmont Stakes

Oh, to think what could have been. Big Brown was on the verge of becoming the first horse in more than thirty years to capture the triple crown but history woudn’t allow it. Some people have cited that Big...

ThursdayJune052008

Hooters Will Be Draped All Over Big Brown If He Wins

Some sponsors are really annoying: Pepsi on every single Mexican jersey, Seimens on Real Madrid and Budweiser on River Plate jerseys never really rubbed us the right way. But others can be more than playful. Take Hooters restaurant/bar/stripper school....

TuesdayJune032008

Big Brown To Make Big Dough For Impregnating Mares

Ever since “Seabiscuit,” we imagine horse breeders to be the epitome of idealism. They are the quintessential refuters of reality. Think about it. They dedicate their lives to horses with the intent of hitting it big. Yet, how many...

WednesdayMay142008

Barbaro's Brother Nicanor Has Broken Hooves To Fill

We don’t mean to be so pessimistic and coarse, but after Eight Belles tragic injury at this year’s Kentucky Derby, and all the literature we’ve read about horses bones inadequacy to run races before the age of three, we’re...

WednesdayMay072008

Eight Belles Wasn't On Steroids, Says Trainer Who Probably Injected The Filly With Steroids

Ok. That headline is misleading because there’s no proof that Larry Jones, Eight Belles trainer, injected the filly with steroids. But there’s a controversy brewing that raises concerns about the filly’s unusual size. She was much larger than most...

MondayMay052008

PETA Rampage: Eight Belles Jockey Gabriel Saez Under Investigation, Getting Whipped.

There’s controversy brewing around Gabriel Saez. He’s the jockey that was riding second place Kentucky Derby horse “Eight Belles” and he’s been accused of cracking the whip excessively after it appeared that the horse was in trouble during the...

MondayMay052008

Hillary Clinton Placed Bet On Euthanized Horse Eight Belles, PETA Pissed

Eight Belles, the filly (female horse) that had to be euthanized after suffering severe breaks to both her right and left ankles, was also the horse that Presidential candidate Hillary Clinton bet on FTW! Hillary Clinton’s pick to win...

ThursdayFebruary212008

Ever Seen A Streaker At A Horse Race?

We’ve already seen the danger a streaker can confront when pulling a nudie stunt. But this horse racing exhibitionist has got some serious cojones, or problems, for him to arrive at the conclusion that streaking alongside thoroughbreds is a...

WednesdayAugust012007

Jumping Off The Saddle: Chilean Hall of Fame Jockey, Jose Santos To Retire

We like to cheer for the little guy around here, so we decided to salute Chilean jockey, and future hall of famer, Jose Santos. The aging and crumbling rider has called it quits after twenty-three years of ball-busting saddle...

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