We don’t listen to Howard Stern that often, but we did this morning and heard Penthouse Playmate, and girlfriend of ex-House of Pain-er Everlast, Cassia Riley on. Then we were forwarded some pictures by some friends of ours who...

Alejandra Espinoza was Univision’s “Nuestra Latina Belleza” in 2007 and she’s now our “Hottie Of The Week” because we like her…ahem…sombrero. Howl at the moon with this one fellas because that’s exactly what we’ll be doing for the next...

We fell in love with Emmanuelle Chriqui when she threw out the first pitch at a Dodgers game a few months back, and now we adore her even more since her role on HBO’s “Entourage.” Doesn’t she look so...

We’re not sure why Terra declines to provide a caption with the names of the girls they use because we would really like to know. Because if there’s something we love to do besides shooting pidgeons on our rooftop,...

Natalie Martinez is a Cuban-American actress known for her appearance on some show by the name of “Fashion House.” You’re probably not even reading this are you? Hey, snap out of it. You can see her all you want...

The former wife of Cristian Castro and current Paraguayan model, Gabriela Bo, graces our page because she’s glowing. And because Paraguayan models are all the rave these days. Thank you for showing us the way, Leryn. More Machochip “Hottie...

Elisa Benitez was born in Sonora, Mexico. She was married to professional basketball player Rony Seikaly for some time, but filed for divorce in 2005. Elisa was an Elle, Glamour and Vogue (Italian Edition) cover girl in the 90’s...

You don’t have to be particular to the uniform to enjoy the picture. Isabel Madow is a former Playboy cover girl (Mexican edition 2005) and is a current weather girl as far we can tell. More Machochip “Hottie Of...

Just rub out the pain, love. Image [FlyNet]...

Meet Diana Falzone. She’s Maxim Radio’s first female personality and a regular Maxim model, hence all the Maxim shit plastered on this picture. She’s our hottie of the week this week because 1) We haven’t done one of these...

Abigail Clancy is a British lingerie model (pictured right) who became a well-known WAG after dating English stilt Peter Crouch during the 2006 World Cup. Their love affair didn’t last too long thereafter because she was caught shagging some...

WAGs (Wives and Girlfriends) are usually a hit on this list and it was revealed to us this week that German/Austrian/Argentine hybrid of delectableness Nicole Neumann is the girlfriend of Tigres (Mexican club) player Fabián Cubero. It’s about time....

This week’s gal is none other than disclosed Marko Jaric (Minnesota Timberwolves player) girlfriend and Victoria Secret model, Adriana Lima. The two have been rumored to be dating for a few months now, but only recently revealed that they...

Celines Toribio is the unofficial “Miss Major League Baseball.” We don’t think she’d have a hard time finding some fellas to create a petition asking commissioner Bud Selig to make it official....

Melita Toniolo isn’t usually this shy, meaning her thangs are usually robustly free and exposed. Unfortunately for you, we have guidelines, so you’ll have to use your imagination, or google her images to see the extent of her beauty....

Ever since Carmella DeCesare graced the pages of Sports Illustrated’s Swimsuit issue last week, we’ve been fixated on her hottasticness. If you’re clever enough, you could probably add a wink in her eye via photoshop to elevate the intimacy...

We don’t care about Chelsea player Ashley Cole’s infidelity. What else would you expect from a world-class athlete that doesn’t look like Vlade Divac? Actually, even Vlade managed to pull a gal or two…maybe. But what you’d normally expect,...

Ana Paula Oliveira graced our website months ago and we wanted to reacquaint ya’ll. A former Brazilian referee, we don’t know how anyone could concentrate on the game when she was on the field. More “Hottie Of The Week”...

We’ll let your eyes judge lovely Argentine model “Dorismar.” She’s our Hottie of the Week for obvious reasons. If you need another reason: Dorismar contested this effort, claiming that her physical attributes [Ed. Note: A.k.a. bootie] place her in...

Last week we featured a bi-partisan cheerleader from the Veracruz/Morela clash, but this week we’ve grown enamored with a cuckolded hottie. That’s right, Cheryl Cole is our hottie of the week, and why the hell not? Not only is...

We were scouring the web for some research on soccer stuff and stumbled upon a slideshow on the website of Mexico City based Reforma. As you should know, cheerleaders are everywhere these days. And some are super hot. Like...