If Latrell Sprewell taught us anything about player/manager fights, it’s that violence against coaches never ends well. At all. Now, we have Shawn Chacon to add to the list of dumbasses that ended their own careers prematurely. After being...

We all had a good laugh at Machochip HQ when it was reported that Miguel Tejada is really 33 instead of 31. We laughed because everyone outside of the DR was like, “Oh my god. Like, how could he...

Miguel Tejada—who knew he would be one of the feel-good stories of the year so far? When he’s not being ambushed by ESPN about his age or dodging steroid questions, he’s been actually hitting the ball well during this,...

Miguel Tejada finally came clean about steroids today. One second. What’s that? He came out about being two years older than he really is? Sorry folks. Mix up. Miguel Tejada isn’t the rambunctiously young 31 year old that we...

Carlos Lee, the Houston Astros’ Panamanian slugger, really knows how to negotiate clauses into his contract. Most players angle for a jacuzzi in their hotel room or fake urine by the gallon-full—Lee asked for time off from spring training...

Screw the steroids! Miguel Tejada could see himself swinging at Dominican curveballs for the rest of his baseball career if the federal government of these United States de America have anything to say about the matter. Since Tejada is...

The Houston Astros were probably unaware their recent Tejad-ian acquisition would be fueled by roids. Unfortunately, that’s the case. Miguel Tejada was named in the “Mitchell Report” today as an “alleged” user of steroids and HGH. The report cites...

The Baltimore Orioles slugger had been rumored to be on the move after meetings were held with Orioles management and front office this week. The Baltimore Sun reports that a multi-player deal has been made between with the Houston...