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ThursdayNovember132008

Heads Up: Shaq Is Finally Properly Used In Phoenix—As A Battering Ram

We wonder if Shaq got the technique he used to take down Yao and Steve Nash busting down doors as a fake Sheriff. [suns.fandome.com]...

ThursdayAugust072008

'Member? Maybe Manchester United Needs Cristiano More Than He Needs Them

Whas Happened In Sports Last Night Soccer: No Cristiano, no Dimitar, no worries? That’s not what the Man U faithful are saying as the Red Devils drew against Juventus yesterday at home. Something tells us they’re going to get...

WednesdayJuly302008

Goal Of The Day: Cory Ashe Doesn't Flinch When He Scores A Goal.

This goal is the equivalent of hitting that wide-open three and proceeding to throw your hands up in the air proclaiming that you’re the greatest wide-open three point hitter that ever lived. “It’s like butta baby”, says your strut...

TuesdayFebruary262008

Oscar De La Hoya Pumps Money Into MLS

Oscar De La Hoya isn’t going to let Floyd Mayweather Jr. steal the spotlight for today. It was reported yesterday that rumors of a Golden Boy Productions stake in the Houston Dynamo have apparently become fact. Along with some...

FridayDecember212007

How Much Would You Bid To Hang Out With An MLS Trophy?

The two-time defending MLS-champion Houston Dynamo are giving everyone the chance (as long as they live near H-Town and can pony up the dough) to spend Christmas Day with one of their trophies. Not since Little Jon “crunked” around...

WednesdayNovember282007

Golden Boy Productions Look Into Buying The Houston Dynamo, Say Whaaa?

Apparently the MLS is trying to evolve outside of the pitch now that the league is “growing.” It’s been 12 years since the conception of America’s soccer league and the MLS has put some extra pressure on owners to...

MondayNovember192007

The New England Revolution Are [MLS Cup] Losers

The talk of the [small American soccer] town was whether New England would get spanked for a fourth time in six years; or agitate us sports loving non-New Englanders with a win. Well they lost and we said “ha!”...

MondayNovember192007

'Member? Houston Saves Us All From Madness

Whas Happened In Sports Last Night MLS Cup: The Houston Dynamo capture their second consecutive championship and it was the only time we’ve EVER rooted for a Texas team. New England Revolution 1, Houston 2. [CNN] Euro 2008: Israel’s...

ThursdayNovember152007

You Say You Want A (Ride To The) Revolution (Game)?

In a show of fan appreciation not seen since the Raiders put metal detectors in the stadium, owners of the MLS’ New England Revolution will be sending buses to the championship game in D.C. on their dime. For anyone...

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