Whas happened in sports last night. NBA: The battle of Texas last night has nothing to do with Electoral Votes. Dallas downed Antonio to drop Tony Parker and the Spurs to 0-3 for the first time in 35 years....

Whas Happened In Sports Last Night NBA: The Houston Rockets made it 22 in a row at the mercy of the Los Angeles Lakers. Seriously, is Houston’s defense that good? We wonder if Kobe enjoyed licking sweaty palm all...

Whas Happened In Sports Last Night NBA: The Houston Rockets won their 20th consecutive game last night in a grudge match against New Jersey. They don’t even need ya, Yao! Houston 83, New Jersey 75. [AFP] Copa Libertadores: River...

Whas Happened In Sports Last Night NBA: Or are we going to wait a few more days to jinx them? Either way, Houston is on their way to 20 consecutive wins after beating up on New Jersey 91-73. [AP]...

Whas Happened In Sports Last Night England’s Premiership League: Monday Night Football…in England sees Man Utd. dive past Fulham 2-0. Ronaldo scores a double and his ego is fully restored after losing Balon d’Or to the other best soccer...

Whas Happened In Sports Last Night NFL: Antonio Romo took a break from shagging pop-stars and beat Green Bay’s Brett Favre/Aaron Rodgers duo 37-27. Next on the list: conquering Jessica Simpson’s pantie drawer. [Dallas Morning News] Uefa Cup: Atletico...

Whas Happened In Sports Last Night European Champions’ League: Liverpool 8, Besiktas 0. It was an amazing display of…wait…who the hell is Besiktas? Do it against someone we know and we’ll talk. [Goal] European Champions’ League: Real Madrid coach...

Whas Happened In Sports Last Night NFL: Pittsburgh Steelers demolish the Baltimore Ravens 38-7, sending us the clear message that they no longer remember sucking last year. [Pittsburgh Post-Gazette] England Premiership: Sven Goren-Erikson’s boys at Manchester City held on...

Toss away your ketchup stained baseball jerseys sports fans because the NBA is rolling in like a housemaid with brand new sheets. Basketball season kicks off tonight and we’re pumped. Why? Because this is our only chance to fantasize...